If the NFL were Star Wars

Urlithani · 08-27-2007, 07:52 PM

18 to 88: Your source for Indianapolis Colts news and analysis

I loved it, even if my Dolphins are the Jar Jar Binks of the league.

Gigfc · 08-27-2007, 07:55 PM

Redskins - Jabba.

No doubt

Twobit Whore · 08-27-2007, 08:02 PM

Man, that is freaking great. Nice to get a lighthearted laugh with NFL junk for a change.

Oakland's and Atlanta's entries are the best. Though the Eagle's is good simply because I too think that McNabb would look badass with a purple lightsaber.

Ugh · 08-27-2007, 08:45 PM

I laughed at the Green Bay one.

oaklanbash · 08-27-2007, 08:55 PM

That is really a fantastic post... but come on, The Pats got screwed in there haha. Old and wrinkled a shell of what it once was, they picked up so many studs this offseason

The Raiders were perfect though, Stormtroopers, but then again I think that one was a no brainer.

Detroit and Matt Millen - Admiral Ozzel - "He is as clumsy as he is stupid." - another great one.

I think Chicago was the most clever though... Rex Grossman being Anakin... Brash and talented, but has no arm.

Blumpster · 08-28-2007, 01:11 AM

If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and fuck the shit out of Carrie Fisher.

Moontayle · 08-28-2007, 02:40 AM

You'd probably have a good chance, coke whore that she was.

Genjiro · 08-28-2007, 05:29 AM

Haha, hilarious, one of the most original, funny, yet insightful things I've seen in awhile, thanks.

Akileese · 08-28-2007, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oaklanbash

That is really a fantastic post... but come on, The Pats got screwed in there haha. Old and wrinkled a shell of what it once was, they picked up so many studs this offseason

The Raiders were perfect though, Stormtroopers, but then again I think that one was a no brainer.

Detroit and Matt Millen - Admiral Ozzel - "He is as clumsy as he is stupid." - another great one.

I think Chicago was the most clever though... Rex Grossman being Anakin... Brash and talented, but has no arm.

It's a fucking Colts blog. Of course they're going to say that about NE.

Rhaze · 08-28-2007, 09:13 AM

that was great.

LOL at cowboys being 11-5 (they suck)

Frax · 08-29-2007, 11:45 AM

That was awesome and fairly accurate, tho I can't see Dallas pulling off 11-5 with Wade "Dumbfounded look of the Week" Phillips as head coach. MAYBE 9-7 with some lucky breaks.

Trust me, by the end of the season, cowboy fans will be calling for his head.

Sunder · 08-29-2007, 12:09 PM

Why would we call for his head when most reasonable Cowboy fans don't expect much besides 9-7 or 10-6?

Frax · 08-29-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunder

Why would we call for his head when most reasonable Cowboy fans don't expect much besides 9-7 or 10-6?

As a raiders fan, I had the pleasure of watching a not very good raiders team beat the broncos silly when he was the coach. He's a bad coach. You just don't know it yet.

Sunder · 08-29-2007, 01:37 PM

He may have had a bad team in Denver, but then he went to Buffalo and went 10-6, 11-5, 8-8. Seems pretty damn good to me. I think the Cowboys would KILL for 10-6 this year.

BTW, didn't the Raiders beat 2 teams last year? That's right, they beat the Cardinals (Green) and Steelers (Cowher). So by your logic, Cowher is a fucking terrible coach!! Yea, right.

ESPN - Cowboys hire Phillips to be coach - NFL

Frax · 08-29-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunder

He may have had a bad team in Denver, but then he went to Buffalo and went 10-6, 11-5, 8-8. Seems pretty damn good to me. I think the Cowboys would KILL for 10-6 this year.

BTW, didn't the Raiders beat 2 teams last year? That's right, they beat the Cardinals (Green) and Steelers (Cowher). So by your logic, Cowher is a fucking terrible coach!! Yea, right.

ESPN - Cowboys hire Phillips to be coach - NFL

Uh i was talking about a mediocre raiders team regularly thrashing a john elway lead broncos team. Not quite the same thing as last years 2-14 train wreck. Whatever cowboys fan, enjoy the suck!

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08-27-2007, 07:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gigfc Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,245 -51 Internets	Redskins - Jabba. No doubt

08-27-2007, 08:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugh Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 51 +0 Internets	I laughed at the Green Bay one.

08-27-2007, 08:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
oaklanbash Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 178 +0 Internets	That is really a fantastic post... but come on, The Pats got screwed in there haha. Old and wrinkled a shell of what it once was, they picked up so many studs this offseason The Raiders were perfect though, Stormtroopers, but then again I think that one was a no brainer. Detroit and Matt Millen - Admiral Ozzel - "He is as clumsy as he is stupid." - another great one. I think Chicago was the most clever though... Rex Grossman being Anakin... Brash and talented, but has no arm.

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Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,596 -2 Internets	If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and fuck the shit out of Carrie Fisher.

08-28-2007, 09:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
Rhaze Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 921 -5 Internets	that was great. LOL at cowboys being 11-5 (they suck)

08-29-2007, 11:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Frax Please Don't Fuck Up! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Axis of Evil Posts: 2,924	That was awesome and fairly accurate, tho I can't see Dallas pulling off 11-5 with Wade "Dumbfounded look of the Week" Phillips as head coach. MAYBE 9-7 with some lucky breaks. Trust me, by the end of the season, cowboy fans will be calling for his head.

08-29-2007, 12:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sunder Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,466	Why would we call for his head when most reasonable Cowboy fans don't expect much besides 9-7 or 10-6?

08-29-2007, 01:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sunder Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,466	He may have had a bad team in Denver, but then he went to Buffalo and went 10-6, 11-5, 8-8. Seems pretty damn good to me. I think the Cowboys would KILL for 10-6 this year. BTW, didn't the Raiders beat 2 teams last year? That's right, they beat the Cardinals (Green) and Steelers (Cowher). So by your logic, Cowher is a fucking terrible coach!! Yea, right. ESPN - Cowboys hire Phillips to be coach - NFL