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08-03-2007, 06:42 AM
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| from all reports (and i live by boston so i get radio, paper, tv ) moss busted his ASS this offseason training & preparing- its tweaked, no biggie. also from reports currently the wide receiver corps- especially moss- so far in training camp is making the pats pass defense look pathetic. |
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08-03-2007, 08:07 AM
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| This just in: Boston is not the center of the sports universe, despite what burkex would lead you to believe. Be sure to start a new topic whenever Curt Schilling/Tom Brady/Paul Pierce gets a traffic ticket or perhaps a manicure. Randy Moss has a sore hamstring?! You're a Boston fan Burkex, we get it. Lemme know if he breaks his fucking leg, as that might actually impact my fantasy football drafts. |
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08-03-2007, 01:12 PM
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+12 Internets | BTW Troy Polamalu farted yesterday in the locker room. I was gonna make a new thread on it, but I didn't want it to overshadow every other thread here.
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08-03-2007, 01:38 PM
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| In REAL football news: Cowboys' Owens back at practice | Dallas Morning News | News for Dallas, Texas | SportsDay: Football: Cowboys Owens is ready BOYEEEEEEZ!! |
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08-03-2007, 02:19 PM
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Do not listen to him.
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08-03-2007, 02:30 PM
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Good article thanks. I'm glad he "found" the beach. Cowboys' Owens back at practice Receiver says sore vagina responded to getting days off 09:31 PM CDT on Thursday, August 2, 2007 By CALVIN WATKINS / The Dallas Morning News cwatkins@dallasnews.com SAN ANTONIO – Wide receiver Terrell Owens returned to practice Thursday after missing the last two days with a sore vagina. Owens, who mainly worked with the first-team offense, took fewer reps than he had in previous days. Coach Wade Phillips wants to preserve his veterans so they can have fresh legs during the regular season. It hasn't been determined if Owens would practice every other day. "I feel good," Owens said. "Coach is gracious enough to give me a day or so off. It was good for me because my vagina was a little sore." In last year's training camp, Owens had vagina problems, which he attributed to Tony Romo being too hard when he first arrived. Owens also said he didn't have enough time in the off-season with his personal trainer Lance Bass. So what was the problem this year? "I went on a trip to Mexico right before I got here, and Jerry Jones and I had gay sex everyday," Owens said. "We made love in the hot sun, and I found the beach, and I bled in the sand a little bit. That probably contributed to my vagina being a little more tired."
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08-03-2007, 03:16 PM
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On a related note, I hope TO has a good year. He is certainly talented and entertaining.
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08-03-2007, 04:31 PM
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 | I'd go heavy on Cowboys this year for FF. Or at least take their Defense. Wade Phillips' knows how to run the 3-4 and I will be extremely surprised if Dallas isn't the top or one of the top defensive teams in '07.
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08-03-2007, 05:42 PM
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08-03-2007, 07:49 PM
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But seriously how do Cowboys fans like TO? Don't you remember when he played for the 49ers and went to your house...yes YOUR HOUSE, scored a TD, then ran to midfield and pointed up to the sky on the Dallas Cowboy symbol. If that wasn't bad enough later on in the game he scored another TD ran AND THEN RAN back to the middle of the field (50 yards) and spiked the ball on the Dallas Symbol only to get tackled by a Cowboy? That is some serious taunting and shit talking to the entire Cowboys franchise, and after all of that you let him play for your beloved Cowboys and even become his biggest fans? That's crazy. How about some respect for your team. That guy comes to gillette Stadium and tries that shit and he will leave in an ambulence or a herse, and no way would he ever play for the Pats after he pulled that shit. I guess ever since Brokeback Mountain Cowboys are more sensative and forgiving these days, cause Billy The Kidd and Wild Bill would have shot him, or maybe the average Cowboy fan is as smart as GWB. And in that article he really did say "and I found the beach", lol how hard is that to do? I hope he didn't look too long.
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08-03-2007, 09:57 PM
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| Same way Patriot fans are falling all over themselves for Moss. You know, the guy who WALKED OFF THE FIELD when there was still time left? The guy who freely admits to taking plays off? Who loafs half the time he's on the field. So yeah, your shit is just damn pungent. So get the fuck over yourself. |
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08-03-2007, 10:56 PM
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| Cowboy fans in general were massively skepticle last year. Until he caught 85 passes for 1180 yards, and 13 touchdowns. And that was with all the dropped passed due to the injuries to his hand. We're a forgiving bunch down here. As long as you're productive.
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