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Anarchy · 12-22-2003, 01:48 PM

I would cut off the penis.

Worfless · 12-22-2003, 10:44 PM

you know, science has come so far that we can have a living lump of flesh to have our way with, but they can't make it look decent. or even fuckable. that's scary, i wouldn't stick my cock in it.

311 · 12-23-2003, 12:03 AM

If that thing is real (and I still pray it isn't), I'd get one just so I could set it on fire and watch it squirm.

Worfless · 12-23-2003, 12:05 AM

would they squirm? it's rather baffling to think of what their nervous systems (although near non-existant) could and couldn't do

Ham n Cheese · 12-23-2003, 04:43 AM

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What in the... that's like having sex with a giant mutated foot

So true, and every thrust a fake penis hits you in the stomache. Create a male and female version, don't be lazy and throw tits in as the ballsack with a vagina in betwen it and the balls.

MasterOftheObvious · 12-23-2003, 06:35 AM

"The initial price of 34,000 USD will include shipment within North America, a one year subscription to the LumpCareTM service, and a 6-month supply of LumpFoüdTM. "
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"Weight 90kg"

So... for $34k you get a fat chick?

Blackdoom · 12-23-2003, 11:01 PM

like warm apple pie, my brother... like warm apple pie.

Bazael · 12-24-2003, 05:09 AM

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So... for $34k you get a fat chick?

No - for 34k you get a fat chick with a dick.

xilsharn · 12-24-2003, 05:17 AM

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No - for 34k you get a fat chick with a dick.

A higher level of comedy has not been broached on this board.

Worfless · 12-24-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Bazael
No - for 34k you get a fat chick with a dick.

hahahahahahahahaha

so good

12-23-2003, 12:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
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12-23-2003, 11:01 PM	#22 (permalink)
Blackdoom team vkuruv Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: no uncle timmy, i don't wanna play this game anymore Posts: 151 -1 Internets	how does it feel? like warm apple pie, my brother... like warm apple pie. __________________ My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

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12-22-2003, 01:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Anarchy Pirate Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MA Posts: 552 -1 Internets	I would cut off the penis.

12-22-2003, 10:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Worfless Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,680 -1 Internets	you know, science has come so far that we can have a living lump of flesh to have our way with, but they can't make it look decent. or even fuckable. that's scary, i wouldn't stick my cock in it.

12-23-2003, 12:05 AM	#19 (permalink)
Worfless Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,680 -1 Internets	would they squirm? it's rather baffling to think of what their nervous systems (although near non-existant) could and couldn't do

12-23-2003, 06:35 AM	#21 (permalink)
MasterOftheObvious Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 10 +0 Internets	"The initial price of 34,000 USD will include shipment within North America, a one year subscription to the LumpCareTM service, and a 6-month supply of LumpFoüdTM. " ======= "Weight 90kg" So... for $34k you get a fat chick?