Too odd not to share...

MasterOftheObvious · 12-18-2003, 12:19 PM

Um..... yeah, this is a bit strange... can't say that it's porn, can't say that it isn't... really can't say much at all about this... Take a look into what the future has in store for you:

http://www.erotech-industries.com/

rambler · 12-18-2003, 12:24 PM

So if I'm sticking my dick in that thing, I get to stare at a penis protruding back at me? Do I get it grab it and ride it as well? I think this contraption would turn any straight male, gay.

MasterOftheObvious · 12-18-2003, 12:26 PM

... is this thing is alive, some odd genetic cross breading between sea cucumbers and animals. You have to give it some sort of 'protein' injection on a daily basis. (You just have to laugh at that)

12-18-2003, 12:44 PM

Would be kool if I could teach a Lovelump to 4 box EQ.

... Bonzai

mangina · 12-18-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonzai Da Gnome
Would be kool if I could teach a Lovelump to 4 box EQ.

... Bonzai

i would be the 2nd best 4 boxer in the game, because im not actualy playing myself, so therefor that makes me 2nd. ( dont ask who the 1st is, i dunno either ).

Belefuu · 12-18-2003, 01:14 PM

What in the... that's like having sex with a giant mutated foot.

Lacdaran · 12-18-2003, 03:17 PM

Amusing and frightening BS, but most definitely BS.

311 · 12-18-2003, 05:17 PM

Please tell me it is.

Wrathcaster · 12-18-2003, 11:00 PM

I think it's safe to say that this is the first startling discovery in a series of events leading up to a fullscale alien invasion.

bloodurst · 12-20-2003, 06:30 PM

What...the...fuck...

Samus Aran · 12-20-2003, 06:33 PM

Like the Tickle Me Elmos and Razor scooters of the past, this one is sure to be on your child's Santa list soon.

kudos · 12-20-2003, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mangina
i would be the 2nd best 4 boxer in the game, because im not actualy playing myself, so therefor that makes me 2nd. ( dont ask who the 1st is, i dunno either ).

SAM DA FUCKING MAN OFCOURSE!

Siang · 12-20-2003, 07:10 PM

How the fuck does one come across shit like this?

Slagar · 12-20-2003, 08:46 PM

Looks like all they have available at this time is the two box version.

Vader · 12-22-2003, 01:46 AM

More! in compact sizes

Look around for the videos on the site.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/categ...TOKEN=13442295

12-18-2003, 12:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
MasterOftheObvious Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 10 +0 Internets	Too odd not to share... Um..... yeah, this is a bit strange... can't say that it's porn, can't say that it isn't... really can't say much at all about this... Take a look into what the future has in store for you: http://www.erotech-industries.com/

12-18-2003, 12:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
MasterOftheObvious Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 10 +0 Internets	What's worse... ... is this thing is alive, some odd genetic cross breading between sea cucumbers and animals. You have to give it some sort of 'protein' injection on a daily basis. (You just have to laugh at that)

12-18-2003, 12:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bonzai Posts: n/a	Can it ... Would be kool if I could teach a Lovelump to 4 box EQ. ... Bonzai

12-18-2003, 03:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lacdaran Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 0 +0 Internets	BS Amusing and frightening BS, but most definitely BS.

12-18-2003, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
311 bitch please Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 152 +0 Internets	Is this a fucking joke? Please tell me it is. __________________ http://postfarm.net/image.php?u=165&dateline=1144467294

12-18-2003, 12:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
rambler I have a small wiener Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 118 -1 Internets	So if I'm sticking my dick in that thing, I get to stare at a penis protruding back at me? Do I get it grab it and ride it as well? I think this contraption would turn any straight male, gay.

12-18-2003, 01:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Belefuu Poster Heavy Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,000 -2 Internets	What in the... that's like having sex with a giant mutated foot.

12-20-2003, 06:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
bloodurst The Lone Drizzard Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 70 -1 Internets	What...the...fuck...

12-20-2003, 06:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Like the Tickle Me Elmos and Razor scooters of the past, this one is sure to be on your child's Santa list soon.

12-20-2003, 07:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Siang Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: US Posts: 10 +0 Internets	How the fuck does one come across shit like this?

12-20-2003, 08:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
Slagar Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 154 +0 Internets	Looks like all they have available at this time is the two box version. __________________ Your mother says that when you were four you got a Nintendo? No, when I was four I got Shadow Word: Pain.

12-22-2003, 01:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
Vader No Surprises. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 499 -1 Internets	More! in compact sizes Look around for the videos on the site. http://www.fleshlight.com/main/categ...TOKEN=13442295 __________________ . ..:: .:. ..: -------- :.. .:. ::.. . ... ..::. Horde - BDF .::.. ...

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