The Video Thread

[qxx]

Originally Posted by The Sinister Urge

Or what if he launched a WMD right onto the set killing hundreds of thousands. wtf is this paranoid shit. Cruise was ok. He knew almost instantly he wasnt sprayed with acid or piss or sperm or anything but water. Get the fuck over it. Yeah it was childish, Cruise handled it not terrible, but he came off looking like a tool anyway. After the 'squirting' he was whining in an interview about how he is so important that for someone to pull a prank like that on him was a great tragedy of mankind. Shut the fuck up you self absorbed little freak. Its water, grow a fucking sense of humor, asshole. His reaction should have been, "what the fuck! haha man, whats with the water?" then shrugged it off and gone on with his shameless whoring.

Exactly what I was thinking.

[Samus Aran]

Dude orders a mail order bride
http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/1119034434/wmv

highway fun
http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/reoccuring-accident/wmv

stick+black guy+leopard=internet gold
http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/leopard-attack/wmv

bonk!
http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/1119352853/wmv

safety first
http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/soldi...-by-cannon/wmv

bike trick
http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/bikebraker/wmv

[Jabberwhacky]

Originally Posted by qxx

Exactly what I was thinking.

That's retarded. Why should you expect anyone (regardless of fame/wealth) to just "shrug off" getting splashed with water? That's something that would be funny if you were doing it to piss off a friend; that's not something you do to complete strangers. Why would you even think that it's ok to bother someone like that? You go hang out with your retarded buddies and splash each other till the day you die; the rest of society will go about being productive and leading some semblance of a fruitful life, all the while respecting one another's "personal space."

And by the way what kind door mat are you that if someone did that to you you'd simply giggle and walk away? That is an unnatural reaction. Any other beast in the animal kingdom would maul you, if capable. I know I would.

[Samus Aran]

That is an unnatural reaction. Any other beast in the animal kingdom would maul you, if capable. I know I would.

internet penis++++++

[Belefuu]

You think you people could at least give the last couple of pages a quick once over before posting the exact same thing as five posts above you? Not to mention the stuff that is literally 1000 years old.

[Samus Aran]

If you were referring to me, lemme know which ones are old and i will delete em. I dont remember ever seeing them before in this thread.

[qxx]

Because it's not poisonous fucking acid, it's not dead baby juice, It's fucking water, it's 4 oz. of fucking water. It's for a television show that plays pranks on celebs. It's fucking ***water***. Seriously, if you're that uptight you can't appreciate a good joke being played on you, you probably have testicles indiscernible to the human eye. Maybe if the guy dumped a bucket of water over his head, and ruined his clothes and slowed down his promotional trip that day, then ya, that's over the line. But you saw the video, he barely had to towel it off his face. Give me a break. I just think he needs to get over himself. "How dare you, how dare you attack Tom Cruise! I am the mighty Tom Cruise!"

Maybe I personally would react differently put in the situation, I don't know. I've never been shamelessly whoring myself to the public and had a joke played on me. I guess if I spent all my hard work and time promoting my sham of a fucking wedding to the world and some asshole sprayed me with a shot of water, I would politely make character assumptions about him, repeatedly. I don't know what I would do if I was in Tom Cruise's shoes, but I'll tell you this; if I was the guy that sprayed water in his face, I'd probably hit the trigger again while he was holding my hand and calling me bad words. Just in the middle of one of his sentences, spray him again and really tip him over the edge. That would be fucking hilarious.

Anyways, some videos:

http://gorillamask.net/kgfall.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/officeparty.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/whathoe.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/mousespider.shtml

[Blaezenfury]

who in the fuck do you think you are dintorr? i`d highly suggest stop posting now before you humiliate yourself even more, you`re a fucking nobody around here and you`re dissing up one of the best people in the SS forum? get the fuck out before i make you my bitch.

[gavinrad]

Originally Posted by Blaezenfury

i`d highly suggest stop posting now before you humiliate yourself even more

...Did blaezenfury really just post that?

[Blaezenfury]

why yes, yes i did, i for one bring humor here, i act like an asshole to entertain people, sure there`s some arguements, but fuck them, its all fun and games. while we have cuntpickles like this guy matt and other fucktards that come here and jump on random h8ter bandwagons and try and be cool, they`re all useless fucking idiots.

[Chaotic]

eh, i'm inclined to agree with Dintorr.

Still waiting for the full version of the karate kid v homie though.

[Samus Aran]

Originally Posted by Blaezenfury

get the fuck out before i make you my bitch.

But he's Tres Puntos ese!

... love that movie.

[goodrichwok]

Sam Jackson and hockey

http://team1200.com/video/chelios.wmv

[Jabberwhacky]

What in the world was that from? ESPN award show or something?

[goodrichwok]

Originally Posted by Jabberwhacky

What in the world was that from? ESPN award show or something?

2002 Espy Awards