The Video Thread

[Chaotic]

rofl @ templor's thumbs up.


As much as you owned kastings, vaelant - i'm going to have to go ahead and say posting your address is fkin stupid.

[GaliemVaelant]

Who said I posted my address? I posted a location near my address

There's another two lines that would need to be known in order for this to be used for credit card fraud, and at least another one line any psycho would need in order to actually pinpoint me.

Of course, if I hear five horn blasts in series, I'll look... so will the other occupants. I live in an apartment complex

[Hatorade]

Ok this need to get back on track

http://www.mike-w.clara.net/cl0ps/ww....uk_skater.mpg

may have been posted already but damm that is owned

[Kyena13]

I'm not normally a negative person, but I'm almost sure the above skate video is older than the internet itself, predating even the birth of Al Gore.

Thats been posted here many, many times, and on just about every other messageboard on the face of the earth for years.

[Hatorade]

would rather be talking about how stuff has been posted already then the entire last page of crap...try this one then

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/TaskervsSennFight.wmv

damm not really owned but damm

[GaliemVaelant]

Originally posted by Hatorade
would rather be talking about how stuff has been posted already then the entire last page of crap...try this one then

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/TaskervsSennFight.wmv

damm not really owned but damm

/agree

That counts to me as ownage of a special breed -- dual ownage. Those dudes were blow for blow, and not only that, but most of the time they had the exact same position, and were swinging the exact same way. That doesn't happen too often.

[sweetkastings]

I hope you realize that your so called "owning" me was just a rambling on using abunch of over-sized words. Seriously, your post sucked ass.

[Templor]

Originally posted by Hatorade
would rather be talking about how stuff has been posted already then the entire last page of crap...try this one then

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/TaskervsSennFight.wmv

damm not really owned but damm

damn lol, best hockey fight ever

[Samus Aran]

Originally posted by GaliemVaelant
A Messageboard is No Place to Relax and Just Talk

_____I apologize heartfully. From this

moment forward, this humble poster will

ensure that all posts on any internet

message board are written well within

the guidelines and specifications of the

Modern Language Association, begining

with this post. Given that certain

standards are impossible to reproduce

utilizing this medium, some standards

will be regretfully overlooked.


Or I could just say "fuck you, I'm writing a fucking post, not a god damned paper for a class." If you don't like the way I phrase something, you have only a handful of choices:

1) Whine about it like an aloof, elitist prick (this is the default option)

2) Hire someone to rewrite posts for you, so that the language you encounter day to day is guaranteed to fit the queen's standard

3) Shut the fuck up if you understand what is being said

4) Shut the fuck up if you don't understand what is being said

When I post on this board, I'm not doing an assignment, I'm not being paid, and I'm usually trying to relax. Naturally, the language and form I use will reflect that.

If you prefer, I could start posting papers from various classes for you to flame with your eighth grade linguistic talents, or in the case of Brittney, for you to flame with your linguistic talents.

I'll start writing up to standard, so far as form, structure, verbatim, ethos, pathos, and logos are concerned when you start paying me to do it. Until then, you and your fellow language nazis can go fuck yourselves.

Are we done now? Thanks...

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...what's an ellipse?

By the way, the getting to the point bit was a jab at myself for being too long worded when relaxing. Not everything is about you.

Since we're discussing language, allow me to broaden your horizons by providing you with a new screen name:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=narcissist



edit:

So far as this gem is concerned:



No shit, fucktard. I'll tell you what... You go finish basic combat training, so you can come back with a knowledge of who exactly you're calling an idiot. Better yet, go take a header off a cliff, and then flop around a bit to prove your point. In the case of a lack of cliffs in your locale, the header may optionally be substituted for with a bullet to the chest, an extremity filled with shrapnel, or a faithful leap from the door of a vehicle moving above fifty miles per hour.

When one engages in activities almost certain to yield injuries, it is generally a good idea to become at least partially familar with what to do if you get fucked up. The obvious lack of training (or willful ignorance of such) on the part of the jumper in that video is what makes him a dumbass.

Take a look at a NFL player when they're injured. Do they roll around holding their knees/ankles/what have you, like you would expect somebody to do when in significant pain? NO! By contractual obligation designed to protect the players, they are required to remain completely still.

Now, I'll make sure you understand. When you are hurt, if you move around, you are risking applying whatever force you use to move to your injuries. You can see how this works easily from your seat. Break your pinky finger. Now, jerk it around with the same force this guy used to flop about after landing. Now imagine that it's your spine, or better, that it's your ribs, and by moving you are piercing your own vital organs.

Additionally, I hate to point out the obvious, but had he been in shock, he would not have been moving near as much.

Speaking of which, all this talk of vital organs is making me hungry.

Thats better but not much.

[GaliemVaelant]

Originally posted by Brittney
Thats better but not much.

/sigh
I do need to try and be more concise.
I also have to say something about this:

I hope you realize that your so called "owning" me was just a rambling on using abunch of over-sized words. Seriously, your post sucked ass.

Just quit while you're ahead, guy. Let's get back to videos.

[qxx]

I posted this before a while ago but it needs second mention in light of that hockey fight.

http://www.baystreetbullies.com/movi...stock-peat.zip

[GaliemVaelant]

Originally posted by the National Hockey League Player Contract

1. The undersigned does hereby swear to engage only in physical altercations through the application of approved NHL fighting styles.
1a. Players shall always hug while engaged in a physical altercation.
1b. Players shall swing their fists in accordance with NHL standard operating procedure; wide hook to opponent's cheek.
1c. Players shall always ensure that physical altercations inevitably involve the same quantity of punches for each player involved.
1d. Gretski shall not be struck.
1e. During the entirety of such an altercation, players shall grip their opponent's jersey with no less than one fist to ensure that players do not slip on the ice, and become injured.

2. The undersigned does hereby agree and with and swear that no sub-machineguns shall be utilized during the concession of

[sweetkastings]

We need some Rob Ray fights... Come on people no slackin'



P.S. Hockey Fight vids were awsome

[Badabidi]

That a boy Lynch...

[Hatorade]

Holy shit if he wasn't wearing that helmet he would have one serious concussion(spelling?)