The Video Thread

[Communistbloc]

The worst part is the fact the friends filmed everything. If I saw my friend convulsing on the ground, I'd drop the camera, not film him and say "stop fucking around." Maybe even call the paramedics? Some people just don't know how to react to things like that.

[Cybsled]

They're kids. You never fucked around and pretended to go into a seizure/have a dramatic death/etc while messing around even once? I honestly believe they didnt think his injury was real at first. Kids arent used to that sort of thing, and if they engage in that sort of behavior all the time, they come to expect a certain threshold of danger and in their minds it is impossible to surpass said limit (They might expect to get hurt, but I imagine they dont expect this level of injury).

I think it slowly began to set in what had happened though towards the end of that video. That kid is probably paralyzed/a veggie now. It's really sad.

[Screamfeeder]

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/hyperboy/wmv

uhhhh

[Arbitrary]

Holy god.

That kid OOOOWNS.

[GrobbeeTrull]

I bet no one fucks with him the rest of his life. ever.

[Cybsled]

Roflmao...that kid fucking owns

Kid: Who took my Yugioh cards?!?!?!

Kid who stole it: OH FUCK! I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE YOURS! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!!

[Nitno]

In all reality the vast majority, if not everyone on this messageboard, could kick the shit out of this kid. Yeah sweet, he can twirl a stick in the air and then catch it behind his back, although that's a cool trick, it doesn't really stop you from getting punched in the face, and what are the chances this kid walks around everywhere with a stick in his hands? Oh and don't pull out the bullshit that this kid could kick the asses of the people on this MB because he's adept at the martial arts, just because you can't take a punch from an eight year old doesn't mean the rest of the MB can't.

[Communistbloc]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/hyperboy/wmv

uhhhh

Old I think that was the first thing Al Gore posted when he created the internet.

[Cybsled]

Nitno is in fear of the child. Besides, what if it was a SPEAR? HMM??

[Ahnkosis]

Originally Posted by Tingteng

yeah part is so disturbing, me and a buddy are always sending pages back and forth at work that say "@-((:]) Clownhat" in honor of that scene.

Is this her/its dad?

Originally Posted by Nitno

In all reality the vast majority, if not everyone on this messageboard, could kick the shit out of this kid.

Exactly, but I'm most likely gonna hit once or twice by some ninja weapon. I'll come away with some bruises, but that kids ending up in a garbage can head-first fo sho!

Reminds me of the time the women's self defense class was looking for male volunteers for practicing on. I went and had a crazy man's attitude. I setup in front of the women with that Hulk-Hogan crazed look. I grabbed more ass and tits that night and pinned 100% of all the women to the floor mat. It was pathetic. They even told me to "tone it down" a bit. I said "This is real life, get over it."

They never invited me back.

[Kezmer]

that kid is amazing, I also noticed one of the guys doing play by play is the guy that does the World Series of Poker !

Kez

[Screamfeeder]

Originally Posted by Nitno

In all reality the vast majority, if not everyone on this messageboard, could kick the shit out of this kid. Yeah sweet, he can twirl a stick in the air and then catch it behind his back, although that's a cool trick, it doesn't really stop you from getting punched in the face, and what are the chances this kid walks around everywhere with a stick in his hands? Oh and don't pull out the bullshit that this kid could kick the asses of the people on this MB because he's adept at the martial arts, just because you can't take a punch from an eight year old doesn't mean the rest of the MB can't.

I think you are the only person here that watched that video and thought, "Pssh I can still kick his ass...little 8 year old pussy!"

The point of the video was one of the following:

1) 8 year old enters the UFC Octagon and whoops everyone with his sweet mullet.

2) 8 year old kid goes nutzo with a stick while making funny faces...with his sweet ass mullet.

Call me crazy but I think I'm gonna go with #2.

[goodrichwok]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

I think you are the only person here that watched that video and thought, "Pssh I can still kick his ass...little 8 year old pussy!"

I'm glad someone said this. The kid is 8 years old god damnit. I bet if someone posted a video of a young female weightlifter who was in her teens, there would be someone posting about how he could beat the shit out of her and that she's nothing special. Or maybe that only happens when the videos are of guys.

[Nitno]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

I think you are the only person here that watched that video and thought, "Pssh I can still kick his ass...little 8 year old pussy!"

The point of the video was one of the following:

1) 8 year old enters the UFC Octagon and whoops everyone with his sweet mullet.

2) 8 year old kid goes nutzo with a stick while making funny faces...with his sweet ass mullet.

Call me crazy but I think I'm gonna go with #2.

Actually the first thing I thought was that he needed to be punched in the face because of all the unnecessary yelling. But actually I was aiming that post at:

Originally Posted by Arbitrary

Holy god.

That kid OOOOWNS.

and

Originally Posted by GrobbeeTrull

I bet no one fucks with him the rest of his life. ever.

I believe this was posted on the ebaums forums before and a few people commented on how he could kick everyone's ass, I expected the same from here, seeing as the FoH SS viewerbase isn't composed completely of intellects such as SorcererofXegony and Blaezen.