*ATTN* Sam.

Drow · 02-02-2003, 08:38 PM

**Warning, Long rant.

Sigh …Sam. I know you have incredible anger towards me because you have felt my foot knee deep in your vagina so many times in the past on other boards its not even funny, but bear with me on this post and try not to run off crying this time. I’ve been reading your posts and I see you’re still a fucking nobody whose still your own greatest fan, you has-been loser. You've been owned so many times by so many people that it's no challenge any more...you thinks it's a measure of your popularity.

You gimp felch-biscuit...you keep acting like a dumbfuck and getting owned shitless and like it...but then that's your trademark...rant, scream, meltdown, whine like a whore and then post statements without any backup on them in the hope that some of the shit that you throw will stick to something other than your top lip and your sling-backs.

And now you come to FOHboards to try to get a laugh from the scum of the boards I see. That might be the impression you had when you registered but the truth is somewhat different. From your first post, you made us laugh with your infantile clit waving, your strung out snotstream of retarded and moronic posts, your undeniable mastery of the one-liner lame insults and your obvious inbred ignorance.

We've laughed as you've demonstrated your amazing lack of grasp of flaming and your insistence on proving that your diseased slut of a mother probably fucked her way through an entire convention of Rabbis to produce little Shitty, the Moses Dragoon we call you. You might’ve thought you were the entertainment here Sammie...but we see things in a somewhat different light. To us you are proof of what happens when a gene pool dries up and somebody wanks into the leftover mud.

Bottom line is, we don't think you're funny...NOBODY thinks you're funny...you're an ineffectual gimp...what we are is BORED SHITLESS with you being such an ass-blanket. You’re played like a 2 dollar whore at a porn convention every time you post. Me on the other hand, I can carry more weight and more juice than you ever will. Everyone else has actual wit in their posts, you have soiled pink panties. I can leave or I can stay. What you do is post and enjoy getting slapped for it and it doesn’t seem to phase you, which is the sign of a beaten bitter owned coward...a gimp one at that. You like your kind are bicurious tards who think they are actually somebody. Take your misguided anti-semetic feelings and insert them firmly into your anus along with whatever is left of your waning self-respect. You are stale, boring, without charm and incredibly average.

You’re nothing but a broken record played by a seriously broken man posting all of your bullshit just for attention. Go get your fruity boyfriend to hump the fool’s gallery and act like a dumbfuck because your mega sized Viagra can't get yours to work, and try the penile pump implant for pollocks with tiny balls. You're a waste of post. Just stop trolling message boards acting like some sort of comedian on them, because you’re not funny. And on top of that, you suck at being a troll, which says alot. Now shut the fuck up and stop wasting everyone’s time by posting. You bore me and you interest me as much as vkuruv does, not at all. And don’t come back with that “What a hypocrite, you accuse me of trolling, yet this is your first post.” I’ve been here long before you, before most of your flamers and even before Aychamo, I was banned and then your retardness made me create a new name just to flame you, congrats!

I know I’m going on but come on, just to start out, your very name signifies flamebait. Then posting debates about EQ that you THINK you know so much about and then you get ridiculously owned when people point out obvious facts that a retarded monkey could point out which eliminates and reverses your entire argument before it starts, which shows that you have no fucking clue of what you’re talking about and you’re just trying to sound smart to the people of FOHboards. Don’t believe me? Reread this thread, you fat ex navy cook - http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showt...?threadid=5328 .What a joke.

And to vkuruv – I read your little boring cumstain on the toiletseat of a post you tried to flame me with, but I was banned before I could put you to shame for it. You might be able to talk the talk, but when it comes to walking the walk, you mince like a drag queen whose just been buttfucked by the entire defensive line of the 49'ers. But I suppose you do need to recieve some love from somebody here when you smear those big boring words of yours on the screen so you’ll feel loved. I mean SOMEBODY has too...even a disgusting pus-filled bubo like you; with all the wit, charm and dynamic magnetism of a bowl of luke warm diarrhea with a couple of severed haemarrhoids floating on the top has to be appealing to somebody. Now go ahead, come back with some of your super-shitty flames against me, and I’ll make you eat them, you hairy swollen cunt.

Anyway, onto Sam again, he is such a fucking target its not even funny.

His skills? Coloring book and pimping out his ’62 Gremlin.

His brains? In his ass.

His wit? He has none.

His dick? Not yet found.

His contribution to FOHboards? Walking admin target for all to decimate.

And so in closing, I dub thee – SAM, THE GOLDEN TARD!

Oh BTW, I am so `337.

Nikkohung You · 02-02-2003, 08:43 PM

You are as big a cock sucking, tub girl fucking, whore using shit face as he is.

I dub thee - fucktard for life.

P.S.-
Its funny that in that post, you can switch out so '33t7, Unleashed, and Drow and it still makes since not to mention applies to the people its describes.

Drow · 02-02-2003, 09:12 PM

I don't know who the fuck you are, nor do I care, but since you decided to smear a piece of the 2 foot long turd you crank out on your mom's face towards me, I'll indulge you and kick you to the curb with the rest of the shit.

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You are as big a cock sucking, tub girl fucking

Tub girl fucking? Where did I mention this in my rant? Exactly, no where, you fucking blind cuntface.

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whore using shit face

Whore using? I've never 'used' that smelly fat sack of pigshit you call a gf and we call a whore before. Shit face? Shitface or Shit face? Or my face uses whores to shit? What the fuck are you trying to throw at me here you lame one-liner sperm slurper?

Quote:

P.S.-
Its funny that in that post, you can switch out so '33t7, Unleashed, and Drow and it still makes since not to mention applies to the people its describes.

And what are you trying to say here? That no matter what name I post under you'd automatically know it was me? Read my POST YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I openly say I was banned and I had to create a new name. Jesus christ how fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that??

My my...I'd better be careful with this one guys...he's dangerous. If he starts typing in caps, I'm in real trouble.

Nikkohung You · 02-02-2003, 09:38 PM

Your reading comprehension is below that of a 10 year old.

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Tub girl fucking? Where did I mention this in my rant? Exactly, no where, you fucking blind cuntface.

Where did i mention in my reply that you did? I was just saying you both (both being You and Sam) enjoy fucking tubgirl, if you dont know who she is, feel lucky, very, very lucky.

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Whore using? I've never 'used' that smelly fat sack of pigshit you call a gf and we call a whore before.

WTG on attacking someone you've never seen or met.

As for the last part, I didn't say those three names were different people, i just said that you can switch them out within your post and it would still make since and apply (yes I realize i repeated myself).

Blackwinds · 02-02-2003, 09:45 PM

there was a reason you were banned, why dont you just go away?

Drow · 02-02-2003, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Your reading comprehension is below that of a 10 year old.

What makes you say that? Name one spelling error or misunderstanding of what I've said so far. You can't. Don't try that lame shit with me, bugsy. You're the one with the comprehension level of a 10 year old. Don't believe me? I'll post 5~ errors you've written in THIS THREAD ALONE(not to mention the hundreds of other threads you've humped with your smeared sloppy cumlumps of posts):

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Originally posted by Nikkohung You
so '33t7

1) It's 'so `337'
2) Lose the 'T' in it, there's no T in it, you fucking idiot.
3) Where the fuck did the '7' come from? Once again, there's no 7 in it, you pussified little twatface.

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Originally posted by Nikkohung You
P.S.-
Its funny that in that post, you can switch out so '33t7, Unleashed, and Drow and it still makes since not to mention applies to the people its describes.

(1) Sense, not since.
(2) "to the people its describes." Read that aloud, let it sink in and accept the fact that you're beyond all help Nikko. It, IT, not its. It, it it. No 's' at the end. Got it? Christ I can't believe I'm teaching 2nd grade english lessons to a 15 year old balding fat-faced maggot on a message board.

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Where did i mention in my reply that you did? I was just saying you both (both being You and Sam) enjoy fucking tubgirl, if you dont know who she is, feel lucky, very, very lucky.

So you were saying that you're sure I enjoy fucking this tubgirl(aka that fat smelly sack of pigshit you call your gf) you seem to have a fetish for, yet now you say you're not sure if I know who she is? Which is it? Get your fucking stale, rehashed and old used-up insults straight BEFORE you post, you gimp felch-biscuit.

Oh and to Sam, before you come back with some "Why are you mad at me, jesus is with you" avoidance bullshit, just know that I'm not mad...getting mad at you would be like getting mad at a retarded kid who shits his pants...he can't help it, his brain isn't functioning to the extent that he knows that it's the wrong thing to do. In the same way, your brain hasn't developed to the extent where it can be considered in charge of your body and, therefore, responsible for its own actions. Your entire existence on this, or any other forum, has been a succession of spastic lurches of logic interspersed with inane bouts of total incoherence that have had the effect of determining your place in the food chain as somewhere slightly below goldfish shit, just marginally above Nikkohung.

Iannis · 02-02-2003, 10:52 PM

i see no screenshots, highlighters, Ws, burritos, or Millie-faces anywhere in those incredibly long posts.

Whats this doin' in SS forums? hehe

Drow · 02-02-2003, 10:55 PM

AND TO FURTHER BRING OUT NIKKOHUNG'S STUPIDITY, I BRING TO YOU:

Nikko's Samurai School!

That's right folks. For a limited time only, the fine folks at So `337 Inc. bring you yet another tard tutorial. For the nominal fee of $19.95, I will enroll you into one of the most rigorous tard training exercises found on the internet today.

"How can I be a tard", you ask? The answer is as easy as Dvlos' one-legged sister. Samurai Nikko's School of Toilet Flaming is a simple two week session where you will be taught all of the basics you need to be a tard yourself. This includes but is not limited to; Mispelling, Whining, Excuses for dropping threads, lurking, and of course getting owned. And that's just the first week!

During week two you will undergo intensive study on your adversaries and learn the tard secret code. This consists of many colorful catch phrases like "I won $50.00", and of course "You can't prove that, so `337." These are all meaningful code words in tardonese and you will learn many more. You will also be taught to bring enough rations so you can sit on your toilet and lurk FOHboards for countless hours as you try to find something to post to where you won't get owned as fast as you did last time.

Providing you last both weeks of intensive training, you will receive your own toilet to post from as a graduation present from your friend so `337 since your posts will be as shitty as Nikko's.

We now take you LIVE to the compound where Samurai is waiting to address his latest student arrivals. Time is running out on this incredible offer so ACT FAST.

Call while it lasts!:For the first 100 callers we'll throw in Tort's Guide to the 30 Second Meltdown at no additional cost.

WarderX · 02-02-2003, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iannis
i see no screenshots, highlighters, Ws, burritos, or Millie-faces anywhere in those incredibly long posts.

Galarian Karana · 02-02-2003, 11:49 PM

That picture makes this thread so much easier to read :P

Templor · 02-03-2003, 12:00 AM

haha nice picture, thx to it I was able to skip all the picture-lacking posts before it.

Zent · 02-03-2003, 01:24 AM

That picture both summarizes, and clarifies this whole thread.

Thanks be to Buddy Christ.

aychamo_aycono · 02-03-2003, 06:06 AM

LOL

Never before has a thread of such stupidity been such precisely summarized by a beautiful picture

Long live Warderx!

aychamo_aycono · 02-03-2003, 06:06 AM

PS Drow you sound like one of those gay ass flame generator website things. The key to making a flame "hurt" is making a good point, not using a thousand cusswords.

Vitolos · 02-03-2003, 06:07 AM

Hot new info, yesterday Sam and his gang of 6 shitty characters lost in a "PvP battle" to a ranger and wizard. This was a planned battle, which apparently Sam had been training for, and the pussy lost 6-0. That's right 4 wizards, a cleric, and an enchanter couldn't beat a wizard and a ranger.

02-02-2003, 08:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Drow Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4 +0 Internets	ATTN Sam. **Warning, Long rant. Sigh …Sam. I know you have incredible anger towards me because you have felt my foot knee deep in your vagina so many times in the past on other boards its not even funny, but bear with me on this post and try not to run off crying this time. I’ve been reading your posts and I see you’re still a fucking nobody whose still your own greatest fan, you has-been loser. You've been owned so many times by so many people that it's no challenge any more...you thinks it's a measure of your popularity. You gimp felch-biscuit...you keep acting like a dumbfuck and getting owned shitless and like it...but then that's your trademark...rant, scream, meltdown, whine like a whore and then post statements without any backup on them in the hope that some of the shit that you throw will stick to something other than your top lip and your sling-backs. And now you come to FOHboards to try to get a laugh from the scum of the boards I see. That might be the impression you had when you registered but the truth is somewhat different. From your first post, you made us laugh with your infantile clit waving, your strung out snotstream of retarded and moronic posts, your undeniable mastery of the one-liner lame insults and your obvious inbred ignorance. We've laughed as you've demonstrated your amazing lack of grasp of flaming and your insistence on proving that your diseased slut of a mother probably fucked her way through an entire convention of Rabbis to produce little Shitty, the Moses Dragoon we call you. You might’ve thought you were the entertainment here Sammie...but we see things in a somewhat different light. To us you are proof of what happens when a gene pool dries up and somebody wanks into the leftover mud. Bottom line is, we don't think you're funny...NOBODY thinks you're funny...you're an ineffectual gimp...what we are is BORED SHITLESS with you being such an ass-blanket. You’re played like a 2 dollar whore at a porn convention every time you post. Me on the other hand, I can carry more weight and more juice than you ever will. Everyone else has actual wit in their posts, you have soiled pink panties. I can leave or I can stay. What you do is post and enjoy getting slapped for it and it doesn’t seem to phase you, which is the sign of a beaten bitter owned coward...a gimp one at that. You like your kind are bicurious tards who think they are actually somebody. Take your misguided anti-semetic feelings and insert them firmly into your anus along with whatever is left of your waning self-respect. You are stale, boring, without charm and incredibly average. You’re nothing but a broken record played by a seriously broken man posting all of your bullshit just for attention. Go get your fruity boyfriend to hump the fool’s gallery and act like a dumbfuck because your mega sized Viagra can't get yours to work, and try the penile pump implant for pollocks with tiny balls. You're a waste of post. Just stop trolling message boards acting like some sort of comedian on them, because you’re not funny. And on top of that, you suck at being a troll, which says alot. Now shut the fuck up and stop wasting everyone’s time by posting. You bore me and you interest me as much as vkuruv does, not at all. And don’t come back with that “What a hypocrite, you accuse me of trolling, yet this is your first post.” I’ve been here long before you, before most of your flamers and even before Aychamo, I was banned and then your retardness made me create a new name just to flame you, congrats! I know I’m going on but come on, just to start out, your very name signifies flamebait. Then posting debates about EQ that you THINK you know so much about and then you get ridiculously owned when people point out obvious facts that a retarded monkey could point out which eliminates and reverses your entire argument before it starts, which shows that you have no fucking clue of what you’re talking about and you’re just trying to sound smart to the people of FOHboards. Don’t believe me? Reread this thread, you fat ex navy cook - http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showt...?threadid=5328 .What a joke. And to vkuruv – I read your little boring cumstain on the toiletseat of a post you tried to flame me with, but I was banned before I could put you to shame for it. You might be able to talk the talk, but when it comes to walking the walk, you mince like a drag queen whose just been buttfucked by the entire defensive line of the 49'ers. But I suppose you do need to recieve some love from somebody here when you smear those big boring words of yours on the screen so you’ll feel loved. I mean SOMEBODY has too...even a disgusting pus-filled bubo like you; with all the wit, charm and dynamic magnetism of a bowl of luke warm diarrhea with a couple of severed haemarrhoids floating on the top has to be appealing to somebody. Now go ahead, come back with some of your super-shitty flames against me, and I’ll make you eat them, you hairy swollen cunt. Anyway, onto Sam again, he is such a fucking target its not even funny. His skills? Coloring book and pimping out his ’62 Gremlin. His brains? In his ass. His wit? He has none. His dick? Not yet found. His contribution to FOHboards? Walking admin target for all to decimate. And so in closing, I dub thee – SAM, THE GOLDEN TARD! Oh BTW, I am so `337.

02-02-2003, 10:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 +0 Internets	i see no screenshots, highlighters, Ws, burritos, or Millie-faces anywhere in those incredibly long posts. Whats this doin' in SS forums? hehe Last edited by Iannis : 02-02-2003 at 10:55 PM.

02-03-2003, 01:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
Zent Regoddamdiculous! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ak'Anon Posts: 33 +0 Internets	That picture both summarizes, and clarifies this whole thread. Thanks be to Buddy Christ. __________________ Zent Morbidblade Tid-bits of idiocy: "Its all about burst DPS" - Sam Deathwalker "Kill the fucking Euro's and get it over with. Nobody likes them anyway." - Minimoi

02-03-2003, 06:07 AM	#15 (permalink)
Vitolos Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey Posts: 77 -1 Internets	Hot new info, yesterday Sam and his gang of 6 shitty characters lost in a "PvP battle" to a ranger and wizard. This was a planned battle, which apparently Sam had been training for, and the pussy lost 6-0. That's right 4 wizards, a cleric, and an enchanter couldn't beat a wizard and a ranger. __________________ oic

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02-02-2003, 09:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
Blackwinds Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: http://www.aychamo.com/index.php Posts: 146 +0 Internets	there was a reason you were banned, why dont you just go away?

02-02-2003, 10:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Drow Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4 +0 Internets	AND TO FURTHER BRING OUT NIKKOHUNG'S STUPIDITY, I BRING TO YOU: Nikko's Samurai School! That's right folks. For a limited time only, the fine folks at So `337 Inc. bring you yet another tard tutorial. For the nominal fee of $19.95, I will enroll you into one of the most rigorous tard training exercises found on the internet today. "How can I be a tard", you ask? The answer is as easy as Dvlos' one-legged sister. Samurai Nikko's School of Toilet Flaming is a simple two week session where you will be taught all of the basics you need to be a tard yourself. This includes but is not limited to; Mispelling, Whining, Excuses for dropping threads, lurking, and of course getting owned. And that's just the first week! During week two you will undergo intensive study on your adversaries and learn the tard secret code. This consists of many colorful catch phrases like "I won $50.00", and of course "You can't prove that, so `337." These are all meaningful code words in tardonese and you will learn many more. You will also be taught to bring enough rations so you can sit on your toilet and lurk FOHboards for countless hours as you try to find something to post to where you won't get owned as fast as you did last time. Providing you last both weeks of intensive training, you will receive your own toilet to post from as a graduation present from your friend so `337 since your posts will be as shitty as Nikko's. We now take you LIVE to the compound where Samurai is waiting to address his latest student arrivals. Time is running out on this incredible offer so ACT FAST. Call while it lasts!:For the first 100 callers we'll throw in Tort's Guide to the 30 Second Meltdown at no additional cost.

02-02-2003, 11:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Galarian Karana Marc Anthony's unknown twin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York, NY (help me~) Posts: 64 -1 Internets	That picture makes this thread so much easier to read :P

02-03-2003, 12:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Templor open up my eyes... flooded with daylight. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,286 +0 Internets	haha nice picture, thx to it I was able to skip all the picture-lacking posts before it.

02-03-2003, 06:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono Legendary Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,242	LOL Never before has a thread of such stupidity been such precisely summarized by a beautiful picture Long live Warderx!

02-03-2003, 06:06 AM	#14 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono Legendary Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,242	PS Drow you sound like one of those gay ass flame generator website things. The key to making a flame "hurt" is making a good point, not using a thousand cusswords.