So kinda fun at 3:45am

GarilaXegony · 01-29-2003, 01:44 AM

So I live in a dorm. The great thing about dorms is that RAs get the oppurtunity to be used and abused for free room and board. I am an RA.

For some reason at 3:45 people decided to break a metal door off it's hinges and break out the small glass window on it so they could blow the fire extinguisher in the penthouse lounge area of my building (9th floor).

So when there is a fire alarm we have to check the fire panel blah blah blah and go to the "pull site" so I run up the 9 flights of stairs as fast as I can and of course I am dizzy from running in a giant circle. I go into the lounge and find a nice thick cloud of fire extinguisher shit. So I am breathing heavier than normal and suck a bunch of that shit in, even through my shirt while looking to see if the bastards are hiding in a dark corner or something. They weren't.

Meanwhile 450 people are standing out in an inch of fresh snow, most wearing sandals and pajamas because you don't really think about the weather when you get woken up at 3:45 in the morning to a fire alarm. So add twenty minutes in the snow doing crowd control.

Even better is the attempts at "booby trapping" the stairs with baby oil and a concoction of orange juice and dish soap to grease up the floor so people would slip. And then now I can't stop coughing because of all the fire extinguisher shit in my lungs.

I have no real use in writing this except because I wanted to bitch and everyone else went back to bed (probably because they arent coughing their lungs out) and I think it would be fun to see this story illustrated by the screenshot crew.... work your magic.

moltenfists · 01-29-2003, 07:54 AM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

i was an RA once.

freshman year we burned the carpet in my building, we got drunk, it was ~ 4 am and we had just got home we wanted to see if you can run around on fire( yeha i know really smart) so my friend sprayed his arm with lighter fluid and took off running around, he made an WHOLE lap well when he was done he was back at the point he started and rolled to stop the burn, well there was already lighterfluid there so he rolled into it and caught the carpet on fire HA HA was classic.

4 am entire building empties out they know there was a fire and my buddy has a smoking arm HA HA

we pulled the fire alarm at 3 am ater getitng home form the bar in themiddle of a blizzard, that was classic, also the time we put all the furniture from the lobby in the elevator and organized it liek a small room HA HA

we stole all the plants from the dorm one night and put them up on the top floor lobby and took all the furniture form the top floor and put it in the lobby of the building

my all time favorite, best fun i ever had, was taking the fire extinguisher and spraying it all over the top floor of my building then boobytrapping the stairs for some umb RA to come up and get all dirty and shit, that was epic

Bizantium · 01-29-2003, 02:38 PM

Rickshaw this bullshit. Garlia your are the gayest mother fucker ever. If i find you on Xegony i will Train you

Sunno · 01-29-2003, 03:27 PM

wtf is an RA?

Suineg · 01-29-2003, 03:28 PM

I think the best thing we ever did while I was in college was to take a Miata and several guys lifted it up and sideways and placed it in the lobby.

And umm 'Sorcerer' of Xegony it's kinda lame to flame someone and say you will train them especially since you are anonymous unless maybe you are the only sorcerer on Xegony and everyone there knows you . Maybe you are I mean I guess weirder things have happened right? right?

aychamo_aycono · 01-29-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by SorcererOfXegony
Rickshaw this bullshit. Garlia your are the gayest mother fucker ever. If i find you on Xegony i will Train you

lol. we've had like one post EVER hit the rickshaw fromhere. we probably have lowest nonrickshaw:rickshaw ratio EVERS

Devo · 01-29-2003, 07:02 PM

yes, but we have the highest ratio of rickshaw thread posters in this forum...

and yah, SoX is just posting shit... obviously he hasn't gotten past high school yet... otherwise he would realize the inherent humor here...

hrmm... some of my stunts down at the University?

Res Hall Pizza - I must inform you that this pizza defied the laws of physics... it could be placed in the oven, and come out half charred, half cold as a Siberian witch's tit in January...

We lived on the top floor of the Residence Hall, and our floor lounge faced the parking lot... so of course... much of our fun occurred in the lounge...
We held Midnight Olympics a few times... everyone would bring some crappy Res Hall pizzas, and we'd use the boxes discus style, straight out the window into the parking lot...

bonus points awarded based on splatter/distance...

same for Pizza shotput... although this was accomplished by removing the pizza from the box, and using duct tape to ball them up...

Garison · 01-29-2003, 07:12 PM

Worst thing I've done so far is puking all over the hall floor. I didn't do this on purpose, but I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time because I had sprained the living shit out of my ankle earlier running home drunk from the bar. I'm the first hall puker of the year and the first confirmed retard as well.

Templor · 01-29-2003, 08:09 PM

I thought that was pretty funny but if someone did that shit to me I'd be upset unless it was people I knew..

Iannis · 01-29-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunno
wtf is an RA?

resident advisor. haven't you ever watched Son-In-Law?

aychamo_aycono · 01-29-2003, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iannis

resident advisor. haven't you ever watched Son-In-Law?

lol, greatest movie ever!

Oh iannis. a new guy walks into my biology glass. I SWAER i thought it was you. i waslike "oh shit is that iannis?" mammoth dude, with long hair. kinda ironic.

Iannis · 01-29-2003, 09:30 PM

something about universities...i think they put something in the water to cause your hair to grow quickly.

nope, i never took a biology..took physical and historical geology too! and palaeontology...i like rocks...and dinosaurs...

felicia · 01-30-2003, 12:20 AM

You are a fucking dinosaur

Bitch

rambler · 01-30-2003, 10:28 AM

I used to throw shit out my window all the time.. I live on the fourth floor, so it was kind of fun. Oranges, apples... you name, it went out my window. We also dropped water baloons one night on some guys that were down smoking weed. Was fucking hilarious. The doors to all the floors are locked so they had no chance of getting up either. But they thought it was funny anyways.

And we have an RA (or res fellow as we call them) on every floor not just one per building. That has got to suck.

01-29-2003, 01:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
GarilaXegony Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: I sleep in a drawer... Posts: 66 -1 Internets	So kinda fun at 3:45am So I live in a dorm. The great thing about dorms is that RAs get the oppurtunity to be used and abused for free room and board. I am an RA. For some reason at 3:45 people decided to break a metal door off it's hinges and break out the small glass window on it so they could blow the fire extinguisher in the penthouse lounge area of my building (9th floor). So when there is a fire alarm we have to check the fire panel blah blah blah and go to the "pull site" so I run up the 9 flights of stairs as fast as I can and of course I am dizzy from running in a giant circle. I go into the lounge and find a nice thick cloud of fire extinguisher shit. So I am breathing heavier than normal and suck a bunch of that shit in, even through my shirt while looking to see if the bastards are hiding in a dark corner or something. They weren't. Meanwhile 450 people are standing out in an inch of fresh snow, most wearing sandals and pajamas because you don't really think about the weather when you get woken up at 3:45 in the morning to a fire alarm. So add twenty minutes in the snow doing crowd control. Even better is the attempts at "booby trapping" the stairs with baby oil and a concoction of orange juice and dish soap to grease up the floor so people would slip. And then now I can't stop coughing because of all the fire extinguisher shit in my lungs. I have no real use in writing this except because I wanted to bitch and everyone else went back to bed (probably because they arent coughing their lungs out) and I think it would be fun to see this story illustrated by the screenshot crew.... work your magic. Attached Images __________________ I just want a personalized forum title....

01-29-2003, 07:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
Devo I'm a fucking moron Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 168 -1 Internets	yes, but we have the highest ratio of rickshaw thread posters in this forum... and yah, SoX is just posting shit... obviously he hasn't gotten past high school yet... otherwise he would realize the inherent humor here... hrmm... some of my stunts down at the University? Res Hall Pizza - I must inform you that this pizza defied the laws of physics... it could be placed in the oven, and come out half charred, half cold as a Siberian witch's tit in January... We lived on the top floor of the Residence Hall, and our floor lounge faced the parking lot... so of course... much of our fun occurred in the lounge... We held Midnight Olympics a few times... everyone would bring some crappy Res Hall pizzas, and we'd use the boxes discus style, straight out the window into the parking lot... bonus points awarded based on splatter/distance... same for Pizza shotput... although this was accomplished by removing the pizza from the box, and using duct tape to ball them up... __________________ "My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute." -Ayn Rand

01-29-2003, 07:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Garison i lak tu shute stuph Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 85 -1 Internets	Worst thing I've done so far is puking all over the hall floor. I didn't do this on purpose, but I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time because I had sprained the living shit out of my ankle earlier running home drunk from the bar. I'm the first hall puker of the year and the first confirmed retard as well. __________________ Quizzical dog says:"I am perplexed and confused about the human obsession with the superficial, topological minutae of their bodies, instead of consistently pressing a more comprehensive set of criteria for their health index...now where did I put my damn chew toy....grrrrrrowrggrrrrrr..."

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01-29-2003, 07:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
moltenfists Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 113 +0 Internets	HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA i was an RA once. freshman year we burned the carpet in my building, we got drunk, it was ~ 4 am and we had just got home we wanted to see if you can run around on fire( yeha i know really smart) so my friend sprayed his arm with lighter fluid and took off running around, he made an WHOLE lap well when he was done he was back at the point he started and rolled to stop the burn, well there was already lighterfluid there so he rolled into it and caught the carpet on fire HA HA was classic. 4 am entire building empties out they know there was a fire and my buddy has a smoking arm HA HA we pulled the fire alarm at 3 am ater getitng home form the bar in themiddle of a blizzard, that was classic, also the time we put all the furniture from the lobby in the elevator and organized it liek a small room HA HA we stole all the plants from the dorm one night and put them up on the top floor lobby and took all the furniture form the top floor and put it in the lobby of the building my all time favorite, best fun i ever had, was taking the fire extinguisher and spraying it all over the top floor of my building then boobytrapping the stairs for some umb RA to come up and get all dirty and shit, that was epic

01-29-2003, 02:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bizantium Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 741 +0 Internets	Rickshaw this bullshit. Garlia your are the gayest mother fucker ever. If i find you on Xegony i will Train you

01-29-2003, 03:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sunno Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TX Posts: 86 -1 Internets	wtf is an RA?

01-29-2003, 03:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Suineg Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,803 -8 Internets	I think the best thing we ever did while I was in college was to take a Miata and several guys lifted it up and sideways and placed it in the lobby. And umm 'Sorcerer' of Xegony it's kinda lame to flame someone and say you will train them especially since you are anonymous unless maybe you are the only sorcerer on Xegony and everyone there knows you . Maybe you are I mean I guess weirder things have happened right? right?

01-29-2003, 08:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Templor open up my eyes... flooded with daylight. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,284 +0 Internets	I thought that was pretty funny but if someone did that shit to me I'd be upset unless it was people I knew..

01-29-2003, 09:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 +0 Internets	something about universities...i think they put something in the water to cause your hair to grow quickly. nope, i never took a biology..took physical and historical geology too! and palaeontology...i like rocks...and dinosaurs...

01-30-2003, 12:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
felicia Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 5 -1 Internets	You are a fucking dinosaur Bitch

01-30-2003, 10:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
rambler I have a small wiener Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 118 -1 Internets	I used to throw shit out my window all the time.. I live on the fourth floor, so it was kind of fun. Oranges, apples... you name, it went out my window. We also dropped water baloons one night on some guys that were down smoking weed. Was fucking hilarious. The doors to all the floors are locked so they had no chance of getting up either. But they thought it was funny anyways. And we have an RA (or res fellow as we call them) on every floor not just one per building. That has got to suck.