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Old 09-16-2009, 07:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The FoH FML thread
This is for your personal FML stories not the website and reposts.

I just spilled a soda on my new computer and it has a fan on top of the case so it shorted some stuff if not a lot. After that I went to get in my truck and the battery is dead. FML
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If you can stomach it, most chicks I've been with absolutely go bananas when you blow your load in them, go down on them, make them cum, suck it out, and feed it to them in a big wet kiss.
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Hey guys! SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN! Om nom nom.
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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One time, Astrocreep, Utnayan, Makata, Lumie, and Etoille registered on a forum and posted what can only be loosely described as "their thoughts." FML.

And before anyone can say it LOL ALSO AAMINA AND SIGNING AND WE CAN SEE THE SCREENNAME RIGHT THERE.
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I read Aamina's posts. FML.
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I just clicked this thread. FML.
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thread already exists: http://www.fohguild.org/forums/scree...rt-thread.html
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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One time, Astrocreep, Utnayan, Makata, Lumie, and Etoille registered on a forum and posted what can only be loosely described as "their thoughts." FML.

And before anyone can say it LOL ALSO AAMINA AND SIGNING AND WE CAN SEE THE SCREENNAME RIGHT THERE.
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ah thank god. My computer was in sleep mode and I was able to let the soda dry and clean it out of my CPU fan and my brand new GTX260. I take back my FML.
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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im trying to farm 1000 facepalms per second for board warrior status... fml
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I still have three months until Im out of the military
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Took a girl out I had just met at school after she spent two weeks flirting with me. Bought her dinner. Hit it off. Went back to her place. Found a letter written from the boyfriend I wasn't told about. Who's in the military. About to be deployed.

Fuck my life.

Not posting in that BAWW thread because I'm not heartbroken. Just pissed.
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Today, I adjusted the seat on my road bike before a 20 mile ride. About 15 minutes in, I sorta notice my dick is 100% numb. Adjusted it back but my dick didn't recover for the rest of the ride, was just now sorta on "pins and needles."

This is a true story.
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Old 09-16-2009, 09:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Is it just me or has EmpireF4i got REALLY heart to heart with FoH lately. I feel like we're all just readers to his blog!
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Today I had a cliche high school problem and posted about it on the internet to be cool. FML.
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Today was a 4 wipe morning shit day, FML.
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