The FoH FML thread - Page 2

Kalsek · 09-16-2009, 10:48 PM

I ate the worm in the bottom of the Tequila bottle. FML

EmpireF4i · 09-16-2009, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ham n Cheese

Is it just me or has EmpireF4i got REALLY heart to heart with FoH lately. I feel like we're all just readers to his blog!

Really? I heart you so much.

Sean · 09-16-2009, 11:02 PM

Today my HToC 10 man group blew an Insanity run at 2% on Anub. I already had it from last week, but losing a Cloak sucks. FML.

I got a new mattress and boxsprings set and threw out my bed frame with the old set since it was a little bit broken (though still usable). Then the extra one we had in storage was missing parts. FML.

My 4 month old kitten hasn't eaten anything the past 3 days and has been throwing up liquid the entire time. FML.

Pren · 09-16-2009, 11:14 PM

A treadmill fell on my head about 54 weeks ago and my neck is just getting worse, not better. In soviet russia, treadmill walks all over you.

Horse · 09-16-2009, 11:27 PM

I clicked this thread to gloat over how everyone else's lives are fucked, and realized FML

Horse · 09-16-2009, 11:30 PM

this afternoon at work I sat down on the toilet to pee and pissed straight out all over my pants. My dick sits on my balls like a civil war cannon. FML

Regime · 09-16-2009, 11:31 PM

Found 2 60 mg Oxycontins from a prescription I had 2 years ago. FML Told u I was hardcore.

Horse · 09-16-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Regime

Found 2 60 mg Oxycontins from a prescription I had 2 years ago. FML Told u I was hardcore.

your mom is in the next room doing crozzwordz ... FYL

Eomer · 09-17-2009, 08:43 AM

I got really drunk at the Hip concert last night, and as of 8:30am I have pooped three times and I have to keep finding excuses to leave the gas chamber that is my office.

FML

Needless · 09-17-2009, 09:41 AM

I'm minding my own business being the office chair that i am, when all of a sudden my stank ass owner comes in after getting trashed at a Hip concert last night. The dirty motherfucker won't stop farting into my lush cushiony base and gets up far too often to take a big shit. FML

Dabamf · 09-17-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Eomer

I got really drunk at the Hip concert last night, and as of 8:30am I have pooped three times and I have to keep finding excuses to leave the gas chamber that is my office.

FML

tragically hip?

also, I was late in discovering a new internet meme called "FML" and it's the gayest fucking meme ever, even worse than "kk" that those cartoon porn-watching subway-groping mom-to-son-blowjob-giving japs started. FML. kk

Horse · 09-17-2009, 10:09 AM

My name is xi xiuhua and I assemble office chairs while sky is pregnant with sun. Today my line partner has boasted about his bountiful harvest of a strong lunged son not one, but two times. FML

Eomer · 09-17-2009, 10:14 AM

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I'm minding my own business being the office chair that i am, when all of a sudden my stank ass owner comes in after getting trashed at a Hip concert last night. The dirty motherfucker won't stop farting into my lush cushiony base and gets up far too often to take a big shit. FML

Hey, at least I'm here. Bro is MIA, and I don't even think he went to the show last night.

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tragically hip?

Yup. Best part was the security guys trying to keep up with Downie as he was running around through the crowd, out an exit, across the stage, back in through an exit and so on. At one point in their confusion they got so discombobulated they thought I was Downie until I turned around when they put their hand on my shoulder.

EmpireF4i · 09-17-2009, 03:35 PM

Son of a bitch. Working today and my company truck battery dies on me. Stuck in 95 degree heat for an hour or two while I wait for a jump FML. kk

Mario Speedwagon · 09-17-2009, 04:11 PM

I got fired yesterday after being blamed for something that was clearly not my fault. FML.

09-16-2009, 11:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sean <Team Ice> Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Washington Posts: 5,994	Today my HToC 10 man group blew an Insanity run at 2% on Anub. I already had it from last week, but losing a Cloak sucks. FML. I got a new mattress and boxsprings set and threw out my bed frame with the old set since it was a little bit broken (though still usable). Then the extra one we had in storage was missing parts. FML. My 4 month old kitten hasn't eaten anything the past 3 days and has been throwing up liquid the entire time. FML. __________________

09-16-2009, 11:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
Pren Punctual down to the letter Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 697 +23 Internets	A treadmill fell on my head about 54 weeks ago and my neck is just getting worse, not better. In soviet russia, treadmill walks all over you. __________________ If someone says that NASCAR isn't a sport, are they racist?

09-17-2009, 09:41 AM	#25 (permalink)
Needless loves internets! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,640	I'm minding my own business being the office chair that i am, when all of a sudden my stank ass owner comes in after getting trashed at a Hip concert last night. The dirty motherfucker won't stop farting into my lush cushiony base and gets up far too often to take a big shit. FML __________________ XBL: Ouchparcel PSN: visualnothing

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09-16-2009, 10:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Kalsek Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 49 +0 Internets	I ate the worm in the bottom of the Tequila bottle. FML

09-16-2009, 11:27 PM	#20 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,973 -51 Internets	I clicked this thread to gloat over how everyone else's lives are fucked, and realized FML

09-16-2009, 11:30 PM	#21 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,973 -51 Internets	this afternoon at work I sat down on the toilet to pee and pissed straight out all over my pants. My dick sits on my balls like a civil war cannon. FML

09-17-2009, 08:43 AM	#24 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 12,975 +66 Internets	I got really drunk at the Hip concert last night, and as of 8:30am I have pooped three times and I have to keep finding excuses to leave the gas chamber that is my office. FML

09-17-2009, 10:09 AM	#27 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,973 -51 Internets	My name is xi xiuhua and I assemble office chairs while sky is pregnant with sun. Today my line partner has boasted about his bountiful harvest of a strong lunged son not one, but two times. FML