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Old 09-03-2009, 06:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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lmao, picture of old dude with breast implants...wow...
What the fuck...
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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100 grand? Sign me up. My gf should be ok with em, her's are much bigger.
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Old 09-03-2009, 08:19 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Ya, all fat girls have big boobs.
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Old 09-03-2009, 08:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Well, that or... she's normal sized but big boobs run in her family and two of her aunts have already had breast reductions? But hey, be a cock if it makes you feel better about it just being you and your hand
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Old 09-03-2009, 08:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2009, 09:22 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Well, that or... she's normal sized but big boobs run in her family and two of her aunts have already had breast reductions? But hey, be a cock if it makes you feel better about it just being you and your hand
And one of your big fat girlfriend's blubber rolls!




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Old 09-03-2009, 10:41 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Yep, pretty sure once Tuco sees this you're going to end up with a one week ban if you don't deliver.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Keep hoping there big boy. Even if I broke up with someone I hated I probably still wouldn't post her pics up for ya'll to jerk of to.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:01 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Look, we get it, you're dating a hot chick with big boobs. We believe you and don't wish to drag this out any further. The concern is that Tuco wouldn't believe you, because instead of backing up your claims like someone who isn't a ball-less dipshit by posting a picture, you just talk massive amounts of shit instead. And when Tuco doesn't believe you, Tuco bans you for a week for being a dumbass.

But like I said, it's not me you're trying to convince here. I believe you, bro.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Went through this register earlier today, in NC. Thought it was redneck as shit, and lol'd. Nice old lady at though!
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:20 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Look, we get it, you're dating a hot chick with big boobs. We believe you and don't wish to drag this out any further. The concern is that Tuco wouldn't believe you, because instead of backing up your claims like someone who isn't a ball-less dipshit by posting a picture, you just talk massive amounts of shit instead. And when Tuco doesn't believe you, Tuco bans you for a week for being a dumbass.

But like I said, it's not me you're trying to convince here. I believe you, bro.
You're pretty desperate for some boobs aren't you? I'll tell you a secret though, but you have to PROMISE not to tell anyone! In this very same forum is the PGT, which has enough boobs to keep you jerking that shit until you get rug burn. My advice, better sneak into your mom's room and borrow her lube... just in case. I left it in the nightstand next to her bed.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:23 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Well, that or... she's normal sized but big boobs run in her family and two of her aunts have already had breast reductions? But hey, be a cock if it makes you feel better about it just being you and your hand
Dude, Occam's razor.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:25 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm guessing either this is OneofOnes first girlfriend, or he's completely making everything up to e-tough guy it. Because guess what pal.

A. No one gives a shit about your made up girlfriend unless her tits are splattered on our forums.
B. No one gives a shit about you.
C. Your insults sound like they're coming from a 40 year old man, you fucking fail.

Get you fat ass off your computer, your tail out of the closet and go out, I hear it's furry mating season.

And no we don't want to see her nasty tits because we need arousal from some fugly chick. We want to see her tits, BECAUSE WE CAN.
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Old 09-04-2009, 12:06 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Yeah I dunno, I don't know if I can ban him for that. He didn't make any incredible claims about his g/f, because the guy on that show didn't have especially large breasts (for a woman!). It'd be hypocritical of me to ban him for not posting pics because I sure as hell am not posting pics of my girl on here...

Now if he was in the PGT saying things like, "Oh that girl isn't much, my g/f is much hotter" then he'd have to put up.
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