British schools tell children instead of an apple a day, shoot for an orgasm a day

deab · 07-14-2009, 02:46 PM

NHS tells school children of their "right" to "an orgasm a day" - Telegraph

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Is this for real, or is the Telegraph.co.uk a gag site?

Juvarisx · 07-14-2009, 02:56 PM

The Daily Telegraph - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

nope apparently a legitimate newspaper I guess

Grooverider · 07-14-2009, 03:38 PM

It's a right wing piece of shit rag paper.

Gwen Rockpounder · 07-14-2009, 03:46 PM

It's a 150 year old so-called "quality" daily newspaper which is the highest selling of its type but unfortunately even the quality dailies nowadays will print any old sensationalist tat to get a good headline. It won't matter if there were 6 leaflets produced in total, crap like this gets reported every day.

You might as well read The Sun in the UK nowadays as at least you'll get to see a fresh pair of tits every day and get good sports coverage.

For real actual journalism, err, you could try the ummm, well, fuck knows, I don't think there's really anything left since the interwebz took so many people away from print media.

Quineloe · 07-14-2009, 03:49 PM

They're grasping at straws here. Which I would expect from a country where 11 year old mothers are yesterdays news.

Scaffa · 07-14-2009, 05:35 PM

I know. You really got us there, Quin. I really wish there was something I could nitpick about Germany.

Occido · 07-14-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Scaffa

I really wish there was something I could nitpick about Germany.

They have shitty chocolate?
Oh wait.. the jew thing.

ashalon · 07-14-2009, 07:40 PM

Steve slack seems to be hitting the same points as Sam in his defense of under age sex

Erronius · 07-14-2009, 08:32 PM

Just because the white on your pedo avatar was driving me nuts, Ashalon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scaffa

I really wish there was something I could nitpick about Germany.

It's hard, because you know the Germans always make good stuff. You followin' me, camera guy?

EnigmaticParadigm · 07-14-2009, 09:15 PM

So, if an "apple" is equivalent to an "orgasm," then I postulate the following.

Step 1. Gain female's regard.
Step 2. Become the apple of her eye.
Step 3. Money shot to her sub-conjuntival sac.
Step 4. Eat an apple.

It's like a perpetual-motion machine that runs on WIN.

/time to experiment...

Phoenix · 07-14-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnigmaticParadigm

It's like a perpetual-motion machine that runs on WIN.

/time to experiment...

Thats actually known as my penis

Zhavric · 07-15-2009, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

Thats actually known as my penis

Seriously: stop posting.

ashalon · 07-15-2009, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erronius

Just because the white on your pedo avatar was driving me nuts, Ashalon.

It's hard, because you know the Germans always make good stuff. You followin' me, camera guy?

thanks buddy

Malice · 07-15-2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashalon

thanks buddy

He's not your buddy, pal.

The Ancient · 07-15-2009, 03:01 PM

Don't do it if you don't know how.

07-14-2009, 02:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
deab Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 103 +0 Internets	British schools tell children instead of an apple a day, shoot for an orgasm a day NHS tells school children of their "right" to "an orgasm a day" - Telegraph Spoiler Alert, click show to read: NHS tells school children of their 'right' to 'an orgasm a day' NHS guidance is advising school pupils that they have a "right" to an enjoyable sex life and that regular sex can be good for their cardiovascular health. By Roya Nikkhah Published: 8:30AM BST 12 Jul 2009 The advice appears in leaflets circulated to parents, teachers and youth workers and is meant to update sex education by telling students about the benefits of enjoyable sex. The authors of the guidance say that for too long, experts have concentrated on the need for "safe sex" and committed relationships while ignoring the principle reason that many people have sex. Entitled Pleasure, the leaflet has been drawn up by NHS Sheffield, but it also being circulated outside the city. The leaflet carries the slogan "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away". It also says: "Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes' physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?" Steve Slack, the director of the Centre for HIV and Sexual Health at NHS Sheffield, who is one of the leaflet's authors, says that instead of promoting teenage sex, it could encourage young people to delay losing their virginity until they are certain they will enjoy the experience. Mr Slack believes that if teenagers are fully informed about sex and are making their decisions of their own will in a loving relationship, they have an equal right as an adult to an enjoyable sex life. Anthony Seldon, the headmaster of Wellington College, which recently introduced classes in emotional wellbeing, said the leaflets were "deplorable". Is this for real, or is the Telegraph.co.uk a gag site?

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Gwen Rockpounder Old but not grumpy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ing-Ger-Land! Posts: 1,109	It's a 150 year old so-called "quality" daily newspaper which is the highest selling of its type but unfortunately even the quality dailies nowadays will print any old sensationalist tat to get a good headline. It won't matter if there were 6 leaflets produced in total, crap like this gets reported every day. You might as well read The Sun in the UK nowadays as at least you'll get to see a fresh pair of tits every day and get good sports coverage. For real actual journalism, err, you could try the ummm, well, fuck knows, I don't think there's really anything left since the interwebz took so many people away from print media. __________________ 8 clicking Fred Bloggs in ERepublic and rediscovering pc/console gaming. Stuart Pearce for PM, he'd sort the politicians out!

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EnigmaticParadigm Is Kermit gunna have to make a bitch go "GLARRRRGH?!" Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Pre World War III America Posts: 2,577 +286 Internets	So, if an "apple" is equivalent to an "orgasm," then I postulate the following. Step 1. Gain female's regard. Step 2. Become the apple of her eye. Step 3. Money shot to her sub-conjuntival sac. Step 4. Eat an apple. It's like a perpetual-motion machine that runs on WIN. /time to experiment... Attached Images __________________

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07-14-2009, 02:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Juvarisx Serious Business Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 473	The Daily Telegraph - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia nope apparently a legitimate newspaper I guess

07-14-2009, 03:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Grooverider 1234567890 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Svenborgia Posts: 1,299	It's a right wing piece of shit rag paper.

07-14-2009, 03:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Quineloe Hard Rock Hallelujah Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,617	They're grasping at straws here. Which I would expect from a country where 11 year old mothers are yesterdays news.

07-14-2009, 05:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Scaffa Seriously. Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 777	I know. You really got us there, Quin. I really wish there was something I could nitpick about Germany.

07-14-2009, 07:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
ashalon haz me cena mujer, ahora mismo Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 63 +1 Internets	Steve slack seems to be hitting the same points as Sam in his defense of under age sex