Organic / Mechanic Sex - Page 2

SalaciousTunare · 06-09-2009, 03:14 PM

Bah, DrRetard beat me to it.

Haven't you guys learned anything from the movies?

In a quest to get a body replacement of the same model number love bot, a Cherry 2000, our hero falls for for a real woman instead played by Melanie Griffith.

It happened with Warren Meers on Buffy. You fuck your perfect love bot that abides your every command, and then you get bored of it and it wanders around the parks of Sunnydale until Spike finds out and forces you to make him a buffy version.

Repyh · 06-09-2009, 03:25 PM

Let this thread be the prediction of the extinction of humanity: People will be so pre-occupied having sex with robots we forget to procreate!

On a more realistic note, I know my wife would say something along the lines of, "There is more to sex than the physical, it is about an emotional connection... blah blah blah." With that said, I approve of this thread, and look forward to my Jessica Biel robot being delivered.

cosmic_cs · 06-09-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Prisonmsagro

When I was young I used to wonder if those female sex machines ever thrust so hard on freak accident into a woman it causes them to bleed internally or perhaps kill them .....

Honestly, I would not have a problem if this woman I loved was a machine if it has some aging mechanism, doesn't need to recharge, eats and pisses and doesn't have those weird out of the blue "Womp womp womp" moments while we're discussing the future of our mortgage.
In the distant future I guess you'd have to go as far as get "Robot" checks instead of just STD checks if you want to make sure that this thing you're in love with is actually human, but there's a point it where it begs the thought .. why's it matter?

English, do you speak it

Tuco · 06-09-2009, 03:46 PM

Not really sure this kind of thing is for me, but I support it anyway! My gut tells me this would reduce casual sex (A good thing IMO) because the people just looking to get off would have a more 'efficient' avenue.

Malakriss · 06-09-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Zennin

I support your avatar. Requesting LARGER VERSION.

k

Solariss · 06-09-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kollos

sex is all about risk vs reward. when it becomes 100% available, with no chance of rejection etc. no big achievement, no joy. it'll be close to masturbation.

basically the same as being married? You can cheat on your robot with another robot without any consequences though!

Tenks · 06-09-2009, 04:00 PM

If they are so close to human that you can't tell then my hunch is they know you're a fat, greasy loser and you'll then be rejected by both humanity and robot kind alike.

Zennin · 06-09-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Malakriss

k

<3

Salshun · 06-09-2009, 04:25 PM

I don't see a purpose in it. You can find a broken, subservient, girl with no self esteem that will let you say and do anything you want to her. I'm not saying I approve of such a girl, I've always dated very head strong women, but they exist. You can find a real girl that just as easy to program. Better yet, you can do it with fists and yelling instead of studying a book all night.

DisgruntledOrangatang · 06-09-2009, 04:48 PM

Oh. Let me head on down to the local beat'a'bitch wives then and pick one of those so readily available women out.

Zhavric · 06-09-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Salshun

I don't see a purpose in it. You can find a broken, subservient, girl with no self esteem that will let you say and do anything you want to her...

... who can give you AIDS / squirt out a brat that you're financially shackled to for the next 18 years.

Robot = no AIDS.

Robot = no kids.

Salshun · 06-09-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DisgruntledOrangatang

Oh. Let me head on down to the local beat'a'bitch wives then and pick one of those so readily available women out.

I'm sorry, I thought the discussion was about easy to control sexual partners that don't require social skills or "game". Those are available now and don't rip your dick off during sex because of a divide by zero error in the code.

schwein · 06-09-2009, 05:06 PM

ooh well i couldn't find video clip from futurama why humans and robots shouldn't date.

i think they would sell like hot cakes but in the end most people would end up in normal humans as partners and only a very few stick to their sex bot.

i think part of enjoyment of sex is having it with someone you care about or a piece of ass you had to work for even if it was easy to work for there is still a bunch of stupid shit you have to do. if you take away all that and you can get a very similar satisfaction with zero effort at all it would eventually take away from it. just like the futurama PSA.

same reason after years of marriage people slow down on sex drastically. but if they have an affair their sex drive shoots way up. there is something to the conquest of new poon tang that fuels an excitement inside of us. even if you gave the sex box different skins and personalities you would still know it was the same old sex bot.

Salshun · 06-09-2009, 05:14 PM

The point in my posts is that it doesn't take a room full of MIT robotics scientists and a million dollars to get a guy something he can fuck at his heart's content and not feel an ounce of emotion for. All it takes is 2 pitchers of margaritas and a girl just coming out of a relationship and feeling like she isn't good enough.

Ronne · 06-09-2009, 05:16 PM

Seems relevant. Also, sign me up for a Monroe-bot.

06-09-2009, 03:14 PM	#16 (permalink)
SalaciousTunare Idiot Prodigy Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,143 -13 Internets	Bah, DrRetard beat me to it. Haven't you guys learned anything from the movies? In a quest to get a body replacement of the same model number love bot, a Cherry 2000, our hero falls for for a real woman instead played by Melanie Griffith. It happened with Warren Meers on Buffy. You fuck your perfect love bot that abides your every command, and then you get bored of it and it wanders around the parks of Sunnydale until Spike finds out and forces you to make him a buffy version. __________________ wat?

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DisgruntledOrangatang Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,399	Oh. Let me head on down to the local beat'a'bitch wives then and pick one of those so readily available women out. __________________ "Talk all you want, but when I say I'm going to kill you, there's nothing you can do but die"

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Ronne King for a night Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Harvard IL Posts: 5,013 +13 Internets	Seems relevant. Also, sign me up for a Monroe-bot. __________________ Put your gamertag here too.

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06-09-2009, 03:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Repyh Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MN Posts: 97 +6 Internets	Let this thread be the prediction of the extinction of humanity: People will be so pre-occupied having sex with robots we forget to procreate! On a more realistic note, I know my wife would say something along the lines of, "There is more to sex than the physical, it is about an emotional connection... blah blah blah." With that said, I approve of this thread, and look forward to my Jessica Biel robot being delivered.

06-09-2009, 03:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
Tuco Forum Janitor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 10,721 +75 Internets	Not really sure this kind of thing is for me, but I support it anyway! My gut tells me this would reduce casual sex (A good thing IMO) because the people just looking to get off would have a more 'efficient' avenue.

06-09-2009, 04:25 PM	#24 (permalink)
Salshun Holy fuck 6 years already? Where does the suck go? Join Date: May 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,151 -11 Internets	I don't see a purpose in it. You can find a broken, subservient, girl with no self esteem that will let you say and do anything you want to her. I'm not saying I approve of such a girl, I've always dated very head strong women, but they exist. You can find a real girl that just as easy to program. Better yet, you can do it with fists and yelling instead of studying a book all night.

06-09-2009, 05:06 PM	#28 (permalink)
schwein straight out of cobden Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 357 +10 Internets	ooh well i couldn't find video clip from futurama why humans and robots shouldn't date. i think they would sell like hot cakes but in the end most people would end up in normal humans as partners and only a very few stick to their sex bot. i think part of enjoyment of sex is having it with someone you care about or a piece of ass you had to work for even if it was easy to work for there is still a bunch of stupid shit you have to do. if you take away all that and you can get a very similar satisfaction with zero effort at all it would eventually take away from it. just like the futurama PSA. same reason after years of marriage people slow down on sex drastically. but if they have an affair their sex drive shoots way up. there is something to the conquest of new poon tang that fuels an excitement inside of us. even if you gave the sex box different skins and personalities you would still know it was the same old sex bot.

06-09-2009, 05:14 PM	#29 (permalink)
Salshun Holy fuck 6 years already? Where does the suck go? Join Date: May 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,151 -11 Internets	The point in my posts is that it doesn't take a room full of MIT robotics scientists and a million dollars to get a guy something he can fuck at his heart's content and not feel an ounce of emotion for. All it takes is 2 pitchers of margaritas and a girl just coming out of a relationship and feeling like she isn't good enough.