Texts from Last Night - Page 11

Zhavric · 07-13-2009, 07:22 AM

(313): her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

(440): yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
(1-440): and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag

Zhavric · 07-14-2009, 08:02 AM

(410): It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.

Fucking gold.

Heylel Teomim · 07-14-2009, 12:55 PM

(843): so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
(1-843): i am grossed the fuck out

LOfuckingL

Phoenix · 07-14-2009, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heylel Teomim

(843): so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
(1-843): i am grossed the fuck out

LOfuckingL

She must be the other half of captain slutbag.

Deadpool · 07-15-2009, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

She must be the other half of captain slutbag.

i really hope your mom realizes how bad she fucked up when she had you. please die.

Arative · 07-15-2009, 12:59 PM

(941): Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
(1-941): That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.

(423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

(989): I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.

brekk · 08-27-2009, 09:33 PM

(214): My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.

who was it?

Hanza · 08-31-2009, 08:27 AM

This is win right here:

(802): my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???

The crazy shit people in Vermont do!

Alyssarie · 08-31-2009, 02:20 PM

Area code and others.

(215): two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
(1-215): ill bring the camera dont start without me

(219): I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.

(808): dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
(1-808): lock that shit down

(215): He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.

(410): I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.

(906): I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

Shutup · 08-31-2009, 02:35 PM

Lol at the are you afraid of the dark one.

Vatoreus · 08-31-2009, 02:55 PM

They have that shit on BlueRay? I need to get that so badly. AYAotD was a bad ass show mang.

Sutekh · 08-31-2009, 07:07 PM

Leave it to you fucks to abbreviate it.
Christ is it that hard to type?

brekk · 09-01-2009, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sutekh

Leave it to you fucks to abbreviate it.
Christ is it that hard to type?

This.

I hate you people.

Tullaeniel · 09-01-2009, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brekk

I hate you people.

What do you mean "You people"?

Khempis · 09-01-2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tullaeniel

What do you mean "You people"?

What do YOU mean, "You people?!"

07-13-2009, 07:22 AM	#151 (permalink)
Zhavric Shovel > bat Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,629 -36 Internets	(313): her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli (440): yea ive hooked up with like half those guys (1-440): and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag __________________ "You have now earned the right to use spider jeruselum as your avatar. Carry on." ZHAVRIC Last edited by Zhavric; 07-13-2009 at 07:44 AM..

07-14-2009, 08:02 AM	#152 (permalink)
Zhavric Shovel > bat Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,629 -36 Internets	(410): It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force. Fucking gold. __________________ "You have now earned the right to use spider jeruselum as your avatar. Carry on." ZHAVRIC

08-27-2009, 09:33 PM	#157 (permalink)
brekk Warning: objects may appear more edible than they actually are Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The CT Posts: 6,404 +17 Internets	(214): My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night. who was it? __________________ Brekk SPriest Liesol LOLRet Frstshck Enhance

08-31-2009, 02:55 PM	#161 (permalink)
Vatoreus Forza Roma! Forza Azzuri! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Angelo, TX Posts: 3,865 -22 Internets	They have that shit on BlueRay? I need to get that so badly. AYAotD was a bad ass show mang. __________________ UOWoW Vator Druid Vatoreus // Death Knight // Blackhand

08-31-2009, 07:07 PM	#162 (permalink)
Sutekh Evil Incarnate! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,467 -212 Internets	Leave it to you fucks to abbreviate it. Christ is it that hard to type? __________________

07-14-2009, 12:55 PM	#153 (permalink)
Heylel Teomim The Educated Fool Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,990 +19 Internets	(843): so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy (1-843): i am grossed the fuck out LOfuckingL

07-15-2009, 12:59 PM	#156 (permalink)
Arative Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: MO Posts: 806 +3 Internets	(941): Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there. (1-941): That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis. (423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft. (989): I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.

08-31-2009, 08:27 AM	#158 (permalink)
Hanza Fires of Heaven WoW Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 46 +0 Internets	This is win right here: (802): my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME??? The crazy shit people in Vermont do!

08-31-2009, 02:20 PM	#159 (permalink)
Alyssarie Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 251	Area code and others. (215): two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup (1-215): ill bring the camera dont start without me (219): I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious. (808): dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd (1-808): lock that shit down (215): He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad. (410): I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think. (906): I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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