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Old 05-23-2009, 10:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Help me find a vibrator

Haha this might very well get rickshawed but it's a serious request.

I have spent the past hour now looking for a clit vibrator made of TPR material. According to my female friend, this TPR material is 'natural' feeling and superior to the hard plastic ones. I want to get this for my gf, and she may very well not even use it so I am trying to make it as minimally 'scary' by giving her a small 'normal' (cylindrical) looking one...yet I can't seem to find a mini clit vibrator made of TPR material. Looking for a real discreete one as they put it, 4" or less and just a cylindrical shape. There are so many shitty websites out there, help me FoH! You are my only hope.
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i cancelled my reply 10 times because i really cant find the words to comment this post
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This is not a present you get your girlfriend.
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I think under_arm needs to visit this thread. He knows what you should get your girlfriend.
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Liberator.com : Liberator Shapes Bedroom Adventure Gear

But seriously, do yourself a favor and pick up one of these. It will be the only vibrator she'll ever want to use (saving you lots of "lets try this one" money) and it feels amazing when she is using it while you are banging her at the same time.
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Liberator.com : Liberator Shapes Bedroom Adventure Gear

But seriously, do yourself a favor and pick up one of these. It will be the only vibrator she'll ever want to use (saving you lots of "lets try this one" money) and it feels amazing when she is using it while you are banging her at the same time.
I got my wife one of these, the Magic Wand. They are magic.
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Just need to find some poor sap to use it for karaoke after being used /hilarity
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This is not a present you get your girlfriend.
Sure it is...
It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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Old 05-23-2009, 11:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Btw what happens when she buys you a flesh light as a return gift, and then dumps your ass ?
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Or you could get a gift for the both of you so you dont need a toy to get her off!
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Or you could get a gift for the both of you so you dont need a toy to get her off!
Ya, because as we all know, a woman's orgasm hinges entirely on penis size.
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Ya, because as we all know, a woman's orgasm hinges entirely on penis size.
he was referring to maintaining a erection, at least i think he was
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Ya, because as we all know, a woman's orgasm hinges entirely on penis size.
It does. Size matters, don't let your girl friend lie to you b/c you have a small dick.
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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All else equal, I would go with a 100% silicone material over TPR (thermal plastic rubber).

Healthier, soft and lifelike but a bit more expensive. They last forever though.

http://vixencreations.com/store/dildos.html

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