Kelly Clarkson is hawwwwt! - Page 2

Zarcath · 05-12-2009, 11:05 PM

since you've been GOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALL I DO IS EAT ICE CREAM
I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE I'M HUGE
LIKE A WHALE
MANATEE TIME

kegkilla · 05-12-2009, 11:17 PM

i'd still hit it, and so would all of you

Ham n Cheese · 05-13-2009, 12:05 AM

uh she looks chubby in the video but nothing like that photo in the OP. I smell something fishy or just incredibly bad timing on photos from mouth placement and bad angles

Occido · 05-13-2009, 12:13 AM

At first.. I thought it was Meatloaf in his early years.

Korioni · 05-13-2009, 12:13 AM

Have to agree. The pics are much worse than the video. My photosense is tingling.

Speedteeth_DRo · 05-13-2009, 12:52 AM

That's one of those fat people optical illusions. She was on Saturday Night Live last week and she doesn't look like that, little chub but not anything like the op. Also Tracy Morgan was the host and I truly believe he has a mental disorder that makes him the funniest man on TV.

joz123 · 05-13-2009, 01:02 AM

His Brian Fellows skits are so fucking hilarious.

TheWand · 05-13-2009, 01:04 AM

Did she get married recently?
... That'd do it

...trust me

bigdaw · 05-13-2009, 01:11 AM

she looked normal on Leno tonight

roosta · 05-13-2009, 02:04 AM

i'd still bang her, 5 o'clock shadow and all.

The Edge · 05-13-2009, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kegkilla

i'd still hit it, and so would all of you

no...

She was thin back when she was under contract from American Idol. They kept her in shape. Now that she's "Miss Independent", she ogrefied. She was on A.I. this season and was dressed all in black trying to hide it, but you could tell she was fat.

Goofy · 05-13-2009, 03:49 AM

Kelly Cartman

Kaige · 05-13-2009, 05:55 AM

At least she doesn't have sharp knees!

aychamo_aycono · 05-13-2009, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k^M

I don't know what kind of icecream does that to you, but they better pull that off the shelves before anyone else hot eats it

LOL!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWand

Did she get married recently?
... That'd do it

...trust me

And LOL again!

Rush · 05-13-2009, 03:18 PM

She looks like she did when she first won American Idol in that interview video.

05-12-2009, 11:05 PM	#16 (permalink)
Zarcath is a little tea pot. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Carlsbad CA Posts: 6,465 +75 Internets	since you've been GOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL I DO IS EAT ICE CREAM I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE I'M HUGE LIKE A WHALE MANATEE TIME __________________

05-13-2009, 12:05 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ham n Cheese The sky calls to us Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 12,427 +58 Internets	uh she looks chubby in the video but nothing like that photo in the OP. I smell something fishy or just incredibly bad timing on photos from mouth placement and bad angles __________________

05-13-2009, 12:13 AM	#19 (permalink)
Occido Don't get penisy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 2,856 -126 Internets	At first.. I thought it was Meatloaf in his early years. __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

05-13-2009, 12:13 AM	#20 (permalink)
Korioni Six Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,815 -118 Internets	Have to agree. The pics are much worse than the video. My photosense is tingling. __________________

05-13-2009, 12:52 AM	#21 (permalink)
Speedteeth_DRo is on the global frequency Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 395 +10 Internets	That's one of those fat people optical illusions. She was on Saturday Night Live last week and she doesn't look like that, little chub but not anything like the op. Also Tracy Morgan was the host and I truly believe he has a mental disorder that makes him the funniest man on TV. __________________ "Lost is the best show on TV. People who don't like it have bad taste and are probably retarded and maybe even bad people. There, I said it." - Tabris

05-12-2009, 11:17 PM	#17 (permalink)
kegkilla Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 2,519 -205 Internets	i'd still hit it, and so would all of you

05-13-2009, 01:02 AM	#22 (permalink)
joz123 Stop, drop and ROFL Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,127	His Brian Fellows skits are so fucking hilarious.

05-13-2009, 01:04 AM	#23 (permalink)
TheWand B ( . Y . ) B I E S ! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 506 -1 Internets	Did she get married recently? ... That'd do it ...trust me __________________ This is my brain on drugs... what was the question?

05-13-2009, 01:11 AM	#24 (permalink)
bigdaw "That guy" Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: America Posts: 174 +2 Internets	she looked normal on Leno tonight

05-13-2009, 02:04 AM	#25 (permalink)
roosta Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 356 -14 Internets	i'd still bang her, 5 o'clock shadow and all. __________________ ------------------------------------------------------ The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

05-13-2009, 03:49 AM	#27 (permalink)
Goofy AzN PrYdE Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,639 +6 Internets	Kelly Cartman __________________ got milk?

05-13-2009, 05:55 AM	#28 (permalink)
Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,478	At least she doesn't have sharp knees! __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

05-13-2009, 03:18 PM	#30 (permalink)
Rush Kenneth Kaniff, professional molestor Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 665 +10 Internets	She looks like she did when she first won American Idol in that interview video.

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