sappy stories from the bible - Page 2

Zhaun's_Shade · 05-08-2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Round

if correction is trolling, i feel bad for you

I think anyone seeming like they are defending or supporting the Bible in anyway will be branded as trolling.

Rush · 05-08-2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Round

if correction is trolling, i feel bad for you

You are just making excuses for the imperfect, spiteful God that you worship. The God you talk about, both in these examples and in your so-called defenses, sounds more like a 5 year old that isn't getting his way.

Snugglebear · 05-08-2009, 11:28 PM

I swear one of the pictures is from Tailspin.

Littles · 05-08-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Snugglebear

I swear one of the pictures is from Tailspin.

It is, one of the bad guys named Don Karnage.

Pren · 05-08-2009, 11:51 PM

That cartoon made me look up the Luke passages. New International edition had this in it:

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25Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: 26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. 27And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.

I told my suicidal friend who hates his family that he is, in fact, a christian after all.

The Edge · 05-09-2009, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Round

Cute... I love how people love to take partial verses from the bible and misuse them to mock the true message.

This won't end well for you...

Zehn - Vhex · 05-09-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhaun's_Shade

I think anyone seeming like they are defending or supporting the Bible in anyway will be branded as trolling.

Let me save you the trouble.

It'll be 20 pages of people generally agreeing with eacthother that religion is silly but arguing over semantic differences in what constitutes morality, a handful of people will post about how enriched their lives have become because they aren't shackled down by having to dress up for an hour on Sundays and various image macro's that we've seen 300 times before will get posted. Cosmic zombie Jesus is probably due to be posted next.

We'll get several spiral topics, such as the inevitable "religion is the source of all wars and man being mean to eachother. If we would all be embrace Richard Dawkins (and more importantly buy his books because he's totally in it just to educate us all and not to make money on the self-righteousness of stupid people)" tangent.

I'll then point out that we'll also have to be rid of patriotism because it's the -exact- same thing as religion. Blind devotion to a formless entity because of some imaginary sense of purpose it gives you. Oh, also you give offerings and the clergy sleeps with boys.

Then someone will start going on and on and on about how they're upset that religious people keep pushing their will on you. Someone will point out that it's really no different then what people do on a daily basis regardless of religious intent. They'll get neg internets from someone telling them to leave them alone and shut the fuck up and the tree of irony will grow another beautiful leaf.

Then, a few months (or the same fucking day once in awhile) later, some asshole decides to post a new thread about "LOL LOOK WHAT RELIGIOUS PEOPLE BELIEVE/DO!" and we start up all over again as if that stupid shit should come as a shock to us anymore. Pro-tip, 90% of people are normal, fine human beings regardless of religious intent or background. The remaining 10% crazies will do whatever the fuck is convenient to be a bag of crazy, whether that's channeling god or hosting a nationally syndicated republican based radio talk show or begging us to leave Brittney alone.

Oh, and for what it's worth...

Khempis · 05-09-2009, 01:33 AM

Lack of pirates has caused a rise in global warming. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

Stoerm · 05-09-2009, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Zehn - Vhex

Let me save you the trouble.

It'll be 20 pages of people generally agreeing with eacthother that religion is silly but arguing over semantic differences in what constitutes morality, a handful of people will post about how enriched their lives have become because they aren't shackled down by having to dress up for an hour on Sundays and various image macro's that we've seen 300 times before will get posted. Cosmic zombie Jesus is probably due to be posted next.

...

Your missing the point were the same internet arguments happen ever closer and closer together, causing time and space to loose cohesion and making the difference between agnostics and atheists to divide by zero, to almost the whole thing.

Hooby · 05-09-2009, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Zehn - Vhex

Oh, and for what it's worth...

That picture just prompted me to switch over to Norse Paganism.

Thanks Zehn

Menoman · 05-09-2009, 04:48 AM

Oh btw rape is against the book of law

except when Job tried to give his virgin daughters to the mob, in place of the two angels disguised as humans, and except when those same two daughters RAPED THEIR OWN FATHER.

Oh and in Judges, when instead of the old man giving the young noble who came to his home, he offered his daughter and the nobles concubine, the concubine who was subsequently 'known' all night until dawn where she collapsed and died on the footstep of the house.

oh and probably half a dozen that come to me just off the top of my head

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 05-09-2009, 05:26 AM

Posting in the May "I hate religion" thread.

Nerion · 05-09-2009, 07:04 AM

why the fuck is this in SS and not in general...

Hooby · 05-09-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Nerion

why the fuck is this in SS and not in general...

Why the fuck do people still ask this question?

chthonic-anemos · 05-09-2009, 11:34 AM

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05-09-2009, 01:33 AM	#23 (permalink)
Khempis Nifty Join Date: May 2005 Location: Japan Posts: 732	Lack of pirates has caused a rise in global warming. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster... Attached Images __________________ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain

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Menoman Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 228 +6 Internets	Oh btw rape is against the book of law except when Job tried to give his virgin daughters to the mob, in place of the two angels disguised as humans, and except when those same two daughters RAPED THEIR OWN FATHER. Oh and in Judges, when instead of the old man giving the young noble who came to his home, he offered his daughter and the nobles concubine, the concubine who was subsequently 'known' all night until dawn where she collapsed and died on the footstep of the house. oh and probably half a dozen that come to me just off the top of my head __________________

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GrobbeeTrull2.0 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 4,174	Posting in the May "I hate religion" thread. __________________ "When the last tree has died; and the last river been poisoned; and the last fish been caught, we will realise that we cannot eat money." - Cree proverb

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