guy plays Spore while his roommate gets a blowjob - Page 2

Cad · 05-04-2009, 02:52 PM

I really don't understand why your girlfriend would be comfortably naked with your fully clothed roommate there.. that's just awkward as hell. I guess I could see it if he were banging her too at some point, but he just appears to be "there."

Also is it just me or do her tits seem pretty big for how tiny they look in her clothes? If you saw her in clothes you'd expect her to be flat as hell but she's a decent B-cup.

Zarcath · 05-04-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cad

I really don't understand why your girlfriend would be comfortably naked with your fully clothed roommate there.. that's just awkward as hell. I guess I could see it if he were banging her too at some point, but he just appears to be "there."

Also is it just me or do her tits seem pretty big for how tiny they look in her clothes? If you saw her in clothes you'd expect her to be flat as hell but she's a decent B-cup.

in one of the videos he's sitting next to her (and she's naked) and the bf is like "look at her vagina man". Seriously, what the fuck? Unless you're trying for a 3 way, I don't see how that would fly.

Fedor · 05-04-2009, 03:21 PM

Same girl? It's from 7 years ago.

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chthonic-anemos · 05-04-2009, 03:25 PM

weird guy films slutty attention whore on the internet, what's so hard to accept about this

Hippos · 05-04-2009, 03:26 PM

Same girl, hah. She turned 18 on March 14th based off of that article.

edit - WHICH MEANS THREAD DELETION INCOMING

Zarcath · 05-04-2009, 03:31 PM

in one of the pictures there's a Halo Wars box, which came out on March 3rd, which means she was 17 at the time.

I mean, I never watched this shit and I definitely don't have it on my desktop.

edit: article names the parents, should totally send a cd to them. Sup look at what your daughter is up to.

Cad · 05-04-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Zarcath

in one of the videos he's sitting next to her (and she's naked) and the bf is like "look at her vagina man". Seriously, what the fuck? Unless you're trying for a 3 way, I don't see how that would fly.

Indeed and the friend is even ridiculing him for doing it, like oh it's perfectly normal if she just struts around butt naked, but if you call attention to it, it's fucked up..

kids these days!

Edit: seriously doubt any authorities are interested in prosecuting self-made "child porn" of a girl within months of her 18th birthday. But then again, there was that douchebag DA prosecuting girls sending SMS pictures of their tits to their boyfriends or whatever, so I guess it's out there.

Blumpster · 05-04-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Zarcath

in one of the pictures there's a Halo Wars box, which came out on March 3rd, which means she was 17 at the time.

It's totally impossible that he happened to buy this game at a later date then the one it was released on, I mean the universe would probably collapse if something like that happened.

Elurin · 05-04-2009, 04:05 PM

I watched them...I wasn't impressed.

The guy is fucking weird. Actually, make that both guys are fucking weird. I wouldn't want to be in the same house as those two, much less the same room when she's blowing him.

Zarcath · 05-04-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Blumpster

It's totally impossible that he happened to buy this game at a later date then the one it was released on, I mean the universe would probably collapse if something like that happened.

Good point. Those jpegs have creation dates on them?

Cad · 05-04-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Zarcath

Good point. Those jpegs have creation dates on them?

Most of them say feb 09 in the exif.

CyrusReij · 05-04-2009, 04:50 PM

Fuck, the internet never fails to disappoint me with the new lows of humanity, keep it up!

The Dauntless One · 05-04-2009, 05:36 PM

So I watched the sex vids and not only am I no impressed, I'm pretty fucking sad. The girl is an attention whore that would probably fuck anything that moved and the guy fucks like a little whiny bitch. Has a whiny high pitch voice to boot. I don't fuck like a porn star but holy shit it was pretty horrible. Maybe the girl's parents should've given her a few more hugs while growing up.

Fediel · 05-04-2009, 06:09 PM

HAY GUYS HAY GUYS

GUESS WUT???

THERE IS PORN ON THE INTERNET

NEWS AT 11!!!

Humans have sex. Sometimes roommates are present. Who the hell cares??!?!?

Ham n Cheese · 05-04-2009, 08:30 PM

Fail at funny.

The videos aren't very good and the good is a bitch but the girl is even moreso. He's like "stop talking, suck more" and she abides, so at least he's got that going for him.

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Zarcath is a little tea pot. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Carlsbad CA Posts: 6,465 +75 Internets	in one of the pictures there's a Halo Wars box, which came out on March 3rd, which means she was 17 at the time. I mean, I never watched this shit and I definitely don't have it on my desktop. edit: article names the parents, should totally send a cd to them. Sup look at what your daughter is up to. __________________ Last edited by Zarcath; 05-04-2009 at 03:34 PM..

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Elurin Hail to the Redskins! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Murray, KY Posts: 1,073 -12 Internets	I watched them...I wasn't impressed. The guy is fucking weird. Actually, make that both guys are fucking weird. I wouldn't want to be in the same house as those two, much less the same room when she's blowing him. __________________ Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike?

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Ham n Cheese The sky calls to us Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 12,417 +58 Internets	Fail at funny. The videos aren't very good and the good is a bitch but the girl is even moreso. He's like "stop talking, suck more" and she abides, so at least he's got that going for him. __________________

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05-04-2009, 02:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
Cad Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 6,674 -37 Internets	I really don't understand why your girlfriend would be comfortably naked with your fully clothed roommate there.. that's just awkward as hell. I guess I could see it if he were banging her too at some point, but he just appears to be "there." Also is it just me or do her tits seem pretty big for how tiny they look in her clothes? If you saw her in clothes you'd expect her to be flat as hell but she's a decent B-cup.

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Hippos hip, hip hop, hip hop anonymous Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 758 +15 Internets	Same girl, hah. She turned 18 on March 14th based off of that article. edit - WHICH MEANS THREAD DELETION INCOMING

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CyrusReij I <3 Cats Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,253	Fuck, the internet never fails to disappoint me with the new lows of humanity, keep it up!

05-04-2009, 05:36 PM	#28 (permalink)
The Dauntless One Flaccid Steel Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,277	So I watched the sex vids and not only am I no impressed, I'm pretty fucking sad. The girl is an attention whore that would probably fuck anything that moved and the guy fucks like a little whiny bitch. Has a whiny high pitch voice to boot. I don't fuck like a porn star but holy shit it was pretty horrible. Maybe the girl's parents should've given her a few more hugs while growing up.

05-04-2009, 06:09 PM	#29 (permalink)
Fediel Unregistered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 754	HAY GUYS HAY GUYS GUESS WUT??? THERE IS PORN ON THE INTERNET NEWS AT 11!!! Humans have sex. Sometimes roommates are present. Who the hell cares??!?!?