Im not handicapped, I can do anything you can! - Page 2

OhSeven · 04-28-2009, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Snugglebear

That video scarred me for life. I'll never see a quadruple amputee again without wondering if he's going to charge me like a feral pig.

I know how you feel about the handicap stickers though. A lot of the people I see getting out of cars in handicap spaces are fat and probably claim some lower back injury.

How do you think James feels? Poor guy probably watched the video then went and cried in a corner.

Ancalagon · 04-28-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bizanich

Speaking as a handicapped person in a wheelchair, this just further solidifies in my mind how justified I am in hating my own kind and how I revel in telling them, "No, you won't get the girl" and how they should start saving up for prostitutes as soon as possible.

Do prostitutes charge the handicapped a premium?

Bizanich · 04-28-2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ancalagon

Do prostitutes charge the handicapped a premium?

No, normal prices. Also are lenient on the times some, but that may be a personal choice.

I've heard.

Jabberwhacky · 04-28-2009, 09:39 PM

the whore tell you?

Korioni · 04-28-2009, 10:22 PM

Occasionally a large group of midgets comes in to eat at Chili's. I can't go to their side of the restaurant when they're there... I start laughing uncontrollably. I'm a bad person.

dak · 04-28-2009, 10:29 PM

I wanna see someone get a hooked finger up his nose and watch him get drug around helplessly.

possible · 04-28-2009, 10:33 PM

Rusty Dagger · 04-28-2009, 10:36 PM

Saw this video earlier and it makes no sense. I don't know the intricacies of the rules as to how you win but doesn't it involve pinning? How do you pin with no joints? Basic laws of physics as to how to apply pressure. Second, why didn't the other guy just simply tackle the cripple the first time he charged? With no joints there's absolutely nothing he can do to someone holding him from behind. Should have been pinned in 15 seconds.

But on the general topic of handi-"capable" it's a crock of shit and the same can be said of any group that wants the pros but not the cons that come as a result of a particular attribute, be it sex, race, handicap, orientation, etc. It's a double standard regardless of the context and double standards are never legitimate. If some attribute marks a noticeable difference between yourself and someone else, you either take all the good and all the bad, or take neither, and honestly I'd be fine with either.

EmpireF4i · 04-28-2009, 11:38 PM

I guess the other fighter refused to wrestle with the guy with no limbs. Since he cant kick because the other guy is on his knees technically, he can only punch the guy in the head. Even if he did grapple him, how would the guy tap out with no arms? I just think this fight should have never happend.

If someone has a missing leg, or a real handicap, I see no problem with them getting a placard. If they are just fat or use some other excuse to be lazy and get a good parking spot, I feel like taking out someones leg to give them a reason to have a placard.

Ticidious · 04-28-2009, 11:59 PM

The fight actually wasn't sanctioned by an athletic commission. It was originally going to take place in Georgia I think but the commission there refused to sanction it so it was moved to Alabama instead which does not have a governing body to sanction fights.

Under American unified rules soccer kicks and knees to the head of a grounded opponent are not allowed which is a large part of why he was able to compete at all. Maynard has actually been pretty successful in the past in wrestling but that really doesn't translate to MMA when you have you real chance of getting the other guy to the ground.

Alcestis · 04-29-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ticidious

it was moved to Alabama instead which does not have a governing body

The question here is: does it have governing limbs?

kegkilla · 04-29-2009, 12:59 AM

you cant kick a downed opponent? thats why MMA is pussy shit and will never be preferred to me over fake wrestling.

kegkilla · 04-29-2009, 01:01 AM

just make sure you don't put any cripples in the ring with lesnar:

kasey · 04-29-2009, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuco

can't kick opponent's head when opponents knees are on the ground.

Still didn't stop the opponent from fighting like a pussy.

Also, there's a guy that I raided with in a pug recently in naxx (second hardest instance in WoW) who is paralyzed from the neck down. He did pretty good too.

I have a bad chronic tendonitis, how did he play without arms/legs? The name of the interface would help me big time or anything close to that. Thanks!

Radahr Manasponge · 04-29-2009, 03:31 AM

First off, don't hand me "his knees are on the ground, don't kick him". Show me his knees and we'll see if they're on the ground. The OTHER guy was handicapped in this 'fight'.

Second, here in Florida I've seen pre-pressed, fresh from the state, handicap MOTORCYCLE plates.

I irl facepalmed.

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dak You don't have to agree. Just know I'm right. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,750	I wanna see someone get a hooked finger up his nose and watch him get drug around helplessly. __________________ Stop being bad RIP Spiderman-Troupe 2002-2008

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Jabberwhacky Walker told me I have AIDS Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Busan Posts: 3,334	the whore tell you?

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Rusty Dagger Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 335 -141 Internets	Saw this video earlier and it makes no sense. I don't know the intricacies of the rules as to how you win but doesn't it involve pinning? How do you pin with no joints? Basic laws of physics as to how to apply pressure. Second, why didn't the other guy just simply tackle the cripple the first time he charged? With no joints there's absolutely nothing he can do to someone holding him from behind. Should have been pinned in 15 seconds. But on the general topic of handi-"capable" it's a crock of shit and the same can be said of any group that wants the pros but not the cons that come as a result of a particular attribute, be it sex, race, handicap, orientation, etc. It's a double standard regardless of the context and double standards are never legitimate. If some attribute marks a noticeable difference between yourself and someone else, you either take all the good and all the bad, or take neither, and honestly I'd be fine with either.

04-28-2009, 11:59 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ticidious Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 60 +1 Internets	The fight actually wasn't sanctioned by an athletic commission. It was originally going to take place in Georgia I think but the commission there refused to sanction it so it was moved to Alabama instead which does not have a governing body to sanction fights. Under American unified rules soccer kicks and knees to the head of a grounded opponent are not allowed which is a large part of why he was able to compete at all. Maynard has actually been pretty successful in the past in wrestling but that really doesn't translate to MMA when you have you real chance of getting the other guy to the ground.

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kegkilla Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 2,519 -205 Internets	you cant kick a downed opponent? thats why MMA is pussy shit and will never be preferred to me over fake wrestling.

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kegkilla Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 2,519 -205 Internets	just make sure you don't put any cripples in the ring with lesnar:

04-29-2009, 03:31 AM	#30 (permalink)
Radahr Manasponge Cranky Fucker. Armed. Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida-ish Posts: 610 -24 Internets	First off, don't hand me "his knees are on the ground, don't kick him". Show me his knees and we'll see if they're on the ground. The OTHER guy was handicapped in this 'fight'. Second, here in Florida I've seen pre-pressed, fresh from the state, handicap MOTORCYCLE plates. I irl facepalmed. EDITED for spelling