The Zombie Countdown

Deus Divini · 03-14-2009, 06:33 PM

So I'm watching Day of the Dead with some friends, and the question arises:
It's the zombie apocalypse, most everyone you know is dead/zombified. "You've been bitten and know for a fact that the infection will take 24 hours to consume you. What do you do with your last 24 hours?"
For the sake of argument we'll assume you have access to any items/weapons/whatever you need... what do you do?

It's going to take me a while to come up with my own scenario, so I'll post mine in a bit... I was just curious where everyone on the boards would weigh in on this.

EmpireF4i · 03-14-2009, 06:37 PM

I'm going on a 24 hour rape fest.

Shutup · 03-14-2009, 07:00 PM

Beat off furiously.

Malakriss · 03-14-2009, 07:02 PM

So your basic 1 day left to live, except society is destroyed and your health declines over the day, limiting your options to pitiful amounts?

Rorek · 03-14-2009, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

I'm going on a 24 hour rape fest.

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OhSeven · 03-14-2009, 07:27 PM

12 grandfather clocks and a cowboy hat.

Khempis · 03-14-2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

I'm going on a 24 hour rape fest.

You'd get AIDS. HA HA!

Wait... damn, I've got nothing.

Leadsalad · 03-14-2009, 07:40 PM

Permanently strap blades to myself like a mexican fighting chicken so that when I'm a zombie I'll be extra deadly.

Oh, and body armor and a kevlar hat of some kind.

Oh, and a rape fest right before said arming and armoring.

Mario Speedwagon · 03-14-2009, 07:46 PM

Eat human flesh. Might as well get used to it.

Kaige · 03-14-2009, 07:47 PM

Shoot myself in the head, thus avoiding an agonizing existence as a zombie.

UnchainedAcolyte · 03-14-2009, 08:02 PM

Gather up all the people that have seriously wronged me in life, barricade myself in with them. and not tell them my unfortunate little secret...until it's too late. I'll also quietly make sure at last they have nothing to defend themselves with when I change.

I'll seduce the attractive females before I change (the most stuck up ones first) and post videos and pics of it online for the survivors to mock them with. Then leave a video camera on for post-transformation lulz.

Galgor · 03-14-2009, 08:04 PM

Go fly a military airplane with nukes.

I'll probably die before I take off, but who cares.

Cybsled · 03-14-2009, 08:55 PM

Hide it from the group, then at some critical moment I'll turn, which will surprise everyone even though I've been giving obvious signs of turning for the entire day, and deal some horrible attack to the survivors.

That's what usually happens in those movies heh.

boozebagbeefhole · 03-14-2009, 09:57 PM

In all honesty, I would prob spend the day with some friends rocking out/boozing while building a catapult. We would find a group of douchebags that I hated, who are hiding out some where close. Once I turn I would get them to fire me at the douchebags and let my thirst for brains take over.

Regime · 03-14-2009, 10:00 PM

Watch Evil Dead Trilogy than blow my brains out with my boomstick.

03-14-2009, 06:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Deus Divini Fate's Fool Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sin City Posts: 33 -17 Internets	The Zombie Countdown So I'm watching Day of the Dead with some friends, and the question arises: It's the zombie apocalypse, most everyone you know is dead/zombified. "You've been bitten and know for a fact that the infection will take 24 hours to consume you. What do you do with your last 24 hours?" For the sake of argument we'll assume you have access to any items/weapons/whatever you need... what do you do? It's going to take me a while to come up with my own scenario, so I'll post mine in a bit... I was just curious where everyone on the boards would weigh in on this.

03-14-2009, 07:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Malakriss GOMTV Contest Winner Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,846	So your basic 1 day left to live, except society is destroyed and your health declines over the day, limiting your options to pitiful amounts? __________________

03-14-2009, 07:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,480	Shoot myself in the head, thus avoiding an agonizing existence as a zombie. __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

03-14-2009, 08:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
UnchainedAcolyte OMG, it's Alpha!!!11!one! Join Date: May 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,033	Gather up all the people that have seriously wronged me in life, barricade myself in with them. and not tell them my unfortunate little secret...until it's too late. I'll also quietly make sure at last they have nothing to defend themselves with when I change. I'll seduce the attractive females before I change (the most stuck up ones first) and post videos and pics of it online for the survivors to mock them with. Then leave a video camera on for post-transformation lulz. __________________ Casual progression is my obsession. If I'm a pussy for not showing my internets, you're a bigger pussy for not signing them

03-14-2009, 08:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10,286 +49 Internets	Hide it from the group, then at some critical moment I'll turn, which will surprise everyone even though I've been giving obvious signs of turning for the entire day, and deal some horrible attack to the survivors. That's what usually happens in those movies heh. __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

03-14-2009, 07:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shutup Cajun in yo pocket Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Opelousas, LA Posts: 804 +19 Internets	Beat off furiously.

03-14-2009, 07:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Leadsalad Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Behind ym Posts: 552	Permanently strap blades to myself like a mexican fighting chicken so that when I'm a zombie I'll be extra deadly. Oh, and body armor and a kevlar hat of some kind. Oh, and a rape fest right before said arming and armoring.

03-14-2009, 07:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mario Speedwagon Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: 3rd Place Posts: 2,124 -47 Internets	Eat human flesh. Might as well get used to it.

03-14-2009, 08:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
Galgor Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 310	Go fly a military airplane with nukes. I'll probably die before I take off, but who cares.

03-14-2009, 09:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
boozebagbeefhole walking man Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 306 -7 Internets	In all honesty, I would prob spend the day with some friends rocking out/boozing while building a catapult. We would find a group of douchebags that I hated, who are hiding out some where close. Once I turn I would get them to fire me at the douchebags and let my thirst for brains take over. Attached Images __________________ "In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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