The Zombie Countdown

[Citten]

My mind is stronger than the flesh on my hands, legs and chest. Willpower does not come from the body but from the mind.

I can run a marathon without dehydration, why is that?

There is no cancer or disease that I cannot overpower.

[Big W Powah!]

Originally Posted by Citten

My mind is stronger than the flesh on my hands, legs and chest. Willpower does not come from the body but from the mind.

I can run a marathon without dehydration, why is that?

There is no cancer or disease that I cannot overpower.

Jesus tapdancing Christ in a motherfucking barrel of monkeys, give it up.

You aren't Lumie, you will never reach his level of epic insanity. This post just proves you're a fucking idiot.

Dude, I don't seriously know what the hell's wrong with you, but it honestly seems now like you're trying to garner some kind of name for yourself on this board; it won't work.

Fuck, I'm fairly unknown on this board and I've been doing absolutely inane dumbfuckery for years. People like Lumie, SamDaMan, Searyx, Chamo's zombie girlfriend, etc. have reached their epic through passive means, they don't strive so hard.

Go over to slashdot sir, I believe they are missing their idiot of the week.

[Sharmai]

Originally Posted by Big W Powah!

Lets assume he's holding a machete (a likely thing, in the event of a zombie invasion)...He aint cuttin shit off clean. If he was to do it himself--it'd require multiple strikes, or a sawing motion.

Even assuming that he's got more problems. Let's go ahead and assume he's healthy and strong enough to swipe his arm off with one clean hit AND that the blade is that sharp (he's been honing it every day since the zombie invasion began) even then all it takes is a tiny bit of blood spatter to your freshly cut off arm and bam your still infected.

Hell the damn machete could have zombie blood on it from god knows how many kills and your infected.

Oh and who the hell has exposed arms and legs during a zombie invasion? In an ideal situation your wearing multiple layers of tightly fitting clothing so exactly how is he going to get all THAT off plus cut his arm off in 8 seconds?


Then because I just like to be anal about it he's got to deal with a MASSIVELY BLEEDING wound with only ONE arm and he's still got about 30 seconds or less to he bleeds to death. Oh and hes got to not pass out do to shock or anything.

[Sharmai]

Originally Posted by Citten

My mind is stronger than the flesh on my hands, legs and chest. Willpower does not come from the body but from the mind.

I can run a marathon without dehydration, why is that?

There is no cancer or disease that I cannot overpower.

Willpower has nothing to do with biological zombies. Maybe you are thinking of magical/mystical zombies? In which case your going to need the divine healing of a god to save you.

[T-rex]

Originally Posted by Big W Powah!

it honestly seems now like you're trying to garner some kind of name for yourself on this board; it won't work.

I was going to say this, but you beat me to it.

If you want to make a name for yourself, you have to at least be funny or unique. You sound like some retarded combination of Lumie and Mytoss except you aren't original, and you aren't clever, and it is way to obvious that you are posting that dumb shit just so people will notice you.

Well, mission accomplished, we all know you are a retarded attention grabbing whore.

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by Citten

My mind is stronger than the flesh on my hands, legs and chest. Willpower does not come from the body but from the mind.

I can run a marathon without dehydration, why is that?

There is no cancer or disease that I cannot overpower.

lol @ you, what happens if you get any of these? Guess your fucked.


List of mental illnesses - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Rewedanz]

Step 1) Hit the pawn shop and hawk everything I own minus my car and the clothes I'm wearing.

Step 2) Go through Taco Bell drive-through getting a three soft taco supreme meal, making damn sure I snag a few caramel apple empinada's

Step 3) Take the wad of cash down to the warehouse district and find

1. Asian bitch
2. Black bitch
3. Indian bitch
4. Midget bitch
5. Leslie (if you only try it once, it simply means you're adventurous)

Step 4) Get the biggest room at the Driskill, have the front desk send up alcohol and a drug dealer

Step 5) After approx 20 hours of debauchery (taking pictures of myself with the 5 hoes and posting them on FOHSS), awake reborn as a zombie and attack 6th St with no fear of STD, hangover or OD

[Leadsalad]

Originally Posted by Citten

My mind is stronger than the flesh on my hands, legs and chest. Willpower does not come from the body but from the mind.

I can run a marathon without dehydration, why is that?

There is no cancer or disease that I cannot overpower.

"Hi, how are you?"

[Citten]

Originally Posted by Leadsalad

"Hi, how are you?"

angry over teh interwebs

[Citten]

Originally Posted by Big W Powah!

Jesus tapdancing Christ in a motherfucking barrel of monkeys, give it up.

You aren't Lumie, you will never reach his level of epic insanity. This post just proves you're a fucking idiot.

Dude, I don't seriously know what the hell's wrong with you, but it honestly seems now like you're trying to garner some kind of name for yourself on this board; it won't work.

Fuck, I'm fairly unknown on this board and I've been doing absolutely inane dumbfuckery for years. People like Lumie, SamDaMan, Searyx, Chamo's zombie girlfriend, etc. have reached their epic through passive means, they don't strive so hard.

Go over to slashdot sir, I believe they are missing their idiot of the week.

Notice the multiple paragraphs, length, and seriousness in this post. Search this users post history and you will see similar posts responding to me in a similar way.

Conclusion: Angry Retard.

[Chaotic]

I had the scariest fkin dream about zombies last night, I think it's because of all the damn zombie posts on foh lately. Holy shit. I couldn't even go back to sleep I was terrified (irrationally) that there really were zombies outside, i wouldn't even go get water from the bathroom. I felt like I was 6 years old all over again. Damn.

[niteflyx]

Originally Posted by Chaotic

I had the scariest fkin dream about zombies last night, I think it's because of all the damn zombie posts on foh lately. Holy shit. I couldn't even go back to sleep I was terrified (irrationally) that there really were zombies outside, i wouldn't even go get water from the bathroom. I felt like I was 6 years old all over again. Damn.

Glad to know you didn't even use these 7 pages worth of advice, dick.

You atleast fused something to your arm, right?

[Big W Powah!]

Originally Posted by Citten

Notice the multiple paragraphs, length, and seriousness in this post. Search this users post history and you will see similar posts responding to me in a similar way.

Conclusion: Angry Retard.

This is supposed to be newsworthy? Dude, I've been an angry retard on this forum for fuckin years.

[EmpireF4i]

Originally Posted by Citten

Notice the multiple paragraphs, length, and seriousness in this post. Search this users post history and you will see similar posts responding to me in a similar way.

Conclusion: 12 year old.

Fixed.

[Stoerm]

Originally Posted by Camerous

I would go out side and kill as many fucking zombies as I could. I would go around just slaughtering them as fast as I could for as long as I could... maybe.. just maybe if I could kill enough of them it would give my friends/family the breathing room they need to make it out of the war alive. If I was still up and kicking at 2 hours to go i would lock myself in a room and get a camcorder and hook it up to a DVR.. I would then record myself telling myself to remember who I was and that I could control being a zombie. I would then put the DVR on loop and let it play and play and play. And right before I turned I would handcuff myself to a chair and face the tv and make my zombie self watch this over and over again until I finally understood what I was saying. On the video my last statement would be the handcuff keys are in your pocket. The as a zombie in control of myself I would go back to killing zombies again but now with even more recklessness and abandon. ....

This is pure win, I can't let it slide without quoting. Oh, except for the last 3 gay fuckwad sentences. I've left those off, so just read it as I've quoted it if you missed the original.

Camerous, if you ever write a movie, let me edit the end.