The Zombie Countdown - Page 2

Communistbloc · 03-14-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybsled

Hide it from the group, then at some critical moment I'll turn, which will surprise everyone even though I've been giving obvious signs of turning for the entire day, and deal some horrible attack to the survivors.

That's what usually happens in those movies heh.

Ugh, I hate zombie movies for just this reason. They make people as stupid as they can and think it's cool. For example, in Quarantine they tried to explain why people were biting others and basically falling apart by using a disease that I don't want to ruin in case someone wants to see it. If I was in an area with people not talking/moving weird/trying to bite me, I'd fucking shoot him.

Zhavric · 03-15-2009, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by boozebagbeefhole

In all honesty, I would prob spend the day with some friends rocking out/boozing while building a catapult. We would find a group of douchebags that I hated, who are hiding out some where close. Once I turn I would get them to fire me at the douchebags and let my thirst for brains take over.

You should fire yourself when you know you only have a few more seconds of human thought left... have your last thoughts on this world be "Dude! I'm flying..."

Oh, and rapefest. For sure.

Big W Powah! · 03-15-2009, 07:47 AM

Rape Fest. Motherfucking Rape Fest.

Also, arming myself in medieval samurai armor.

You can fuck with a zombie, but not a samurai zombie.

Zhavric · 03-15-2009, 08:54 AM

So... basically... we all want to have sex with everyone.

I do not envy the vaginally-equipped Americans on the day of the zombies...

Brad2770 · 03-15-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhavric

So... basically... we all want to have sex with everyone.

I do not envy the vaginally-equipped Americans on the day of the zombies...

No one stated that they would specifically be going for just vagoo. Guard yourself.

And as cool as it would be to make yourself into an unstoppable zombie, i think I would go for the zombie not seen. More brains for me.

Khempis · 03-16-2009, 05:08 AM

I would make amends for an erroneous post of mine by turning it around in my favor.

I would light myself on fire and then rush about in a murderous frenzy inside of a crowded mall...

Drajakur · 03-16-2009, 07:14 AM

I would kill my wife.

HAH HAH HAH!

EmpireF4i · 03-16-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Drajakur

I would kill my wife.

HAH HAH HAH!

This makes me laugh.

chthonic-anemos · 03-16-2009, 09:32 AM

loot some hands-free cameras and broadcast gear then sneak in to a war museum. set up some recordings and open live feeds from my helm camera then equip a couple of good two-handers and full plate armor

I'm assuming zombies get titan's grip at level 1

Hathe · 03-16-2009, 10:32 AM

This would be a valid excuse to see how many 5-year olds I can beat up.

Zennin · 03-16-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hathe

This would be a valid excuse to see how many 5-year olds I can beat up.

I love that you said this. Also, I still, after all this time, love your picture of the tattooed....lady...thing...

Ichu · 03-16-2009, 11:28 AM

I would join up with a group of survivors trying to make it out of the infected area. Despite the fact that an extremely vocal individual in the group will constantly warn that there is no cure and I will turn into "one of them" and try to kill them all, their sympathy and compassion will not permit them to abandon or kill me. Then when our group encounters a dangerous and frantic situation I'll suddenly turn into a zombie and attack them.

It will be fucking awesome.

T-rex · 03-16-2009, 11:43 AM

you have to equip yourself in such a way that you won't kill yourself by accident after you become a zombie. I think claws on your hands would be good. I could see covering one of your hands with a hefty blunt weapon. One of the most difficult parts is estimating your post-zombified strength. Perhaps sharpening your teeth a little bit would be worthwhile. You'll almost definitely want to shave completely, because that hair will only hinder you.

You'll want to cover yourself in some light armor, but make sure it is locked to your body because you might not remember that it is protecting you, and if you are able to remove it then you are fucked.

Good shoes are going to be vital, perhaps the most important thing. Something that offers ankle support but allows you to remain moderately light on your feet. It wouldn't be totally bad to move a little more slowly than the other zombies, so you can hide yourself in the horde, and the enemy is low on bullets when they see ultra-tank sword hand zombie approaching.

Citten · 03-16-2009, 12:49 PM

I love how people in this thread are just lying. No one would rape anyone at all.

You might THINK you would rape someone, but think about what that would imply, what that would mean in terms of heaven and hell if you had an OUNCE of doubt in your mind. Right before your real self leaves you you go to rape a girl. GG.

Only the dirtiest lowest life forms would go around raping and killing for fun. Mark my words, you will see only those people doing those things if an apocalypse happens. Don't get me wrong, I could see a lot of people fucking and stuff like that, but it would mostly consensual.

If such a situation happened to me, I would probably cut off the area I was bitten as soon as I possibly could with whatever I could find. This obviously could be too slow, but I still would try. Then i'd probably travel to my friends fathers and see if he was alive, if so I would help him in any way I could. He's a pretty big guy but has a lot of guns and smarts.

Zakas · 03-16-2009, 12:59 PM

Well I wouldn't want to go around fucking raping zombie chicks. thats gross.

03-15-2009, 07:47 AM	#18 (permalink)
Big W Powah! You pussies can -interwebs better than that. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 3,205 -87 Internets	Rape Fest. Motherfucking Rape Fest. Also, arming myself in medieval samurai armor. You can fuck with a zombie, but not a samurai zombie. __________________ -Big W Powah!

03-15-2009, 08:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
Zhavric Shovel > bat Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,629 -36 Internets	So... basically... we all want to have sex with everyone. I do not envy the vaginally-equipped Americans on the day of the zombies... __________________ "You have now earned the right to use spider jeruselum as your avatar. Carry on." ZHAVRIC

03-16-2009, 05:08 AM	#21 (permalink)
Khempis Nifty Join Date: May 2005 Location: Japan Posts: 798	I would make amends for an erroneous post of mine by turning it around in my favor. I would light myself on fire and then rush about in a murderous frenzy inside of a crowded mall... Attached Images __________________ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain

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Hathe has a liberal feminist agenda Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: DFW, Texas Posts: 1,989 +21 Internets	This would be a valid excuse to see how many 5-year olds I can beat up. __________________

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03-16-2009, 07:14 AM	#22 (permalink)
Drajakur I have a competition in me. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In the clinch. Posts: 859 +17 Internets	I would kill my wife. HAH HAH HAH!

03-16-2009, 11:28 AM	#27 (permalink)
Ichu Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 387 +9 Internets	I would join up with a group of survivors trying to make it out of the infected area. Despite the fact that an extremely vocal individual in the group will constantly warn that there is no cure and I will turn into "one of them" and try to kill them all, their sympathy and compassion will not permit them to abandon or kill me. Then when our group encounters a dangerous and frantic situation I'll suddenly turn into a zombie and attack them. It will be fucking awesome.

03-16-2009, 11:43 AM	#28 (permalink)
T-rex Has short arms Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 904 -22 Internets	you have to equip yourself in such a way that you won't kill yourself by accident after you become a zombie. I think claws on your hands would be good. I could see covering one of your hands with a hefty blunt weapon. One of the most difficult parts is estimating your post-zombified strength. Perhaps sharpening your teeth a little bit would be worthwhile. You'll almost definitely want to shave completely, because that hair will only hinder you. You'll want to cover yourself in some light armor, but make sure it is locked to your body because you might not remember that it is protecting you, and if you are able to remove it then you are fucked. Good shoes are going to be vital, perhaps the most important thing. Something that offers ankle support but allows you to remain moderately light on your feet. It wouldn't be totally bad to move a little more slowly than the other zombies, so you can hide yourself in the horde, and the enemy is low on bullets when they see ultra-tank sword hand zombie approaching.

03-16-2009, 12:49 PM	#29 (permalink)
Citten four inches is fine Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Antarctica Posts: 758	I love how people in this thread are just lying. No one would rape anyone at all. You might THINK you would rape someone, but think about what that would imply, what that would mean in terms of heaven and hell if you had an OUNCE of doubt in your mind. Right before your real self leaves you you go to rape a girl. GG. Only the dirtiest lowest life forms would go around raping and killing for fun. Mark my words, you will see only those people doing those things if an apocalypse happens. Don't get me wrong, I could see a lot of people fucking and stuff like that, but it would mostly consensual. If such a situation happened to me, I would probably cut off the area I was bitten as soon as I possibly could with whatever I could find. This obviously could be too slow, but I still would try. Then i'd probably travel to my friends fathers and see if he was alive, if so I would help him in any way I could. He's a pretty big guy but has a lot of guns and smarts.

03-16-2009, 12:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
Zakas Dps monk Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 258 +0 Internets	Well I wouldn't want to go around fucking raping zombie chicks. thats gross.