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Welwood · 03-02-2009, 11:40 AM

The gun's teeth are obviously not big enough to penetrate the woman's hair.

Picasso · 03-02-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tallyn

No kidding. A .40 caliber slug has the kinetic energy of a baseball going just under 200 mph. You do NOT get hit with that shit and walk away happy, no matter what you have on your head.

Or the energy of a car moving 2 mph

You must be a real fucking pussy if you cant stand getting hit by a car going 2.

Lejina Bloodbath · 03-02-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Eomer

I love how the media and general public have such a shitty understanding of physics that they think that kevlar, or apparently hair, magically protects you from the force a bullet carries. They should take the reporter who did this story, give him a bullet proof vest, and shoot him with a .40 and ask him how he feels after, and whether he thinks that the woman was really shot in the head with a bullet at full force, or whether he thinks that a fragment happened to land in her hair.

Even if her head was rapped in kevlar, I'm sure a direct shot would have left her severely concussed, and probably with a fractured skull.

Yeah, there's a reason kevlar helmets are rigid and not flexible like jackets.

The blow done to a jacket can push inside the body up to 4-6" deep from what I recall. Broken ribs are pretty typical.

Assuming her wig has the strenght of kevlar (yeah, right), it's quite obviously the soft kind. The blow to the back of her skull would have pushed the skull inward and the insides out thru her eyesockets. That's not exacly the "oh hey, there's something in may hair" scenario we have here.

Tallyn · 03-03-2009, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Picasso

Or the energy of a car moving 2 mph

You must be a real fucking pussy if you cant stand getting hit by a car going 2.

Yeah, well, the area of impact, relative masses, and elasticity of collision are important too. A slow-moving car wouldn't impart very much energy at all into a person.

Picasso · 03-03-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tallyn

Yeah, well, the area of impact, relative masses, and elasticity of collision are important too.

Oh!

EmpireF4i · 03-03-2009, 06:17 PM

I think we should test both of your theories. Ill pay for you both to get a weave. Ill hit one of you with my truck, then shoot one of you in the head while your wearing the weave and see who ends up worse.

Picasso · 03-03-2009, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

I think we should test both of your theories. Ill pay for you both to get a weave. Ill hit one of you with my truck, then shoot one of you in the head while your wearing the weave and see who ends up worse.

Ok, send me the weave money.

Roughrider · 03-03-2009, 06:26 PM

On a sidenote, by looking and listening to this bitch, I am of the opinion that the guy should have kept shooting until she looked like a fucking trout that was brutalized by a pit bull for 3 hours.

Regarding the weave, they'll be chanting praises of it to "Ghawd! - Jhes-ous! - Lawhd!" for hours on Sunday.

EmpireF4i · 03-03-2009, 07:05 PM

Hah. Ill send it to you if you actually do it and post pics.

boozebagbeefhole · 03-03-2009, 08:01 PM

shit if your going to use a gun use one that will get the job done.

NO WEAVE CAN SURVIVE THE JUDGE!!!

Picasso · 03-04-2009, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by boozebagbeefhole

shit if your going to use a gun use one that will get the job done.

NO WEAVE CAN SURVIVE THE JUDGE!!!

If i have a styrofoam block 17.2 feet thick between the judge and I it will not penetrate my weave.

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03-02-2009, 11:40 AM	#16 (permalink)
Welwood Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 174 +14 Internets	The gun's teeth are obviously not big enough to penetrate the woman's hair.

03-03-2009, 06:26 PM	#23 (permalink)
Roughrider Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 15 -7 Internets	On a sidenote, by looking and listening to this bitch, I am of the opinion that the guy should have kept shooting until she looked like a fucking trout that was brutalized by a pit bull for 3 hours. Regarding the weave, they'll be chanting praises of it to "Ghawd! - Jhes-ous! - Lawhd!" for hours on Sunday.