My Cow Piss Beverages... Let me show you dem

Zhavric · 02-20-2009, 07:17 AM

A hardline Hindu organisation, known for its opposition to "corrupting" Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India.

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps, said the bovine beverage is undergoing laboratory tests for the next 2 to 3 months but did not give a specific date for its commercial release.

The flavour is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.

Many Hindus consider cow urine to have medicinal properties and it is often drunk in religious festivals.

The organisation, which aims to transform India's secular society and establish the supremacy of a Hindu majority, said it had not decided on a name or a price for the drink.

"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone.

Prakash, who is based in Hardwar, one of four holy Hindu cities on the river Ganges where the world's largest religious gathering takes place, said the product will be sold nationwide but did not rule out international success.

"It is useful for the whole country and the world as well. It will be done through shops and through corporates," he said.

The Hindu group has campaigned against foreign imports such as Pepsi and Coca Cola in the past, which it sees as a corrupting influence and a tool of Western imperialism.

The RSS was temporarily banned after a Hindu mob tore down a mosque in 1992 which lead to bloody religious riots.

The Shiv Sena, a hardline Hindu political party also known for attacking what it sees as threats to Indian culture such as Valentine's Day, started a similar initiative last year to appeal to its powerbase in Mumbai.

To promote the food of the native Marathi culture, the Shiv Sena said it was "making a chain like McDonalds" to sell a popular local fried snack.

When I got done being sick to my stomach, I thought it would be fun to use the recently disconvered Soft Drink Generator to help out our friends in India.

brekk · 02-20-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhavric

I thought it would be fun to use the recently disconvered Soft Drink Generator to help out our friends in India.

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The Ancient · 02-20-2009, 07:29 AM

Guys, the Yellow 5 they put in Mountain Dew can make you sterile.

Sharmai · 02-20-2009, 07:48 AM

No that's the sodium fluroide.

Erronius · 02-20-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Om Prakash

"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine,"

Holy shit, thats like something Lumie would say. 'Yes, we can cure...incurable diseases...with cow urine!

Arakkis · 02-20-2009, 09:13 AM

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The flavour is not yet known,

Uh, how about piss flavor?

boozebagbeefhole · 02-20-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Ancient

Guys, the Yellow 5 they put in Mountain Dew can make you sterile.

they have said that for years, but if are an avid drinker of mountain dew are you willing take off that rubber in sex?

Occido · 02-20-2009, 01:04 PM

Too bad there's absolutely ZERO proof.

dak · 02-20-2009, 01:19 PM

I really don't see how drinking an animals piss is any worse than eating its meat. Especially when it's an animal known to carry cysticerci in it's flesh.

Urine is relatively clean, tangy and salty...don't see why American hasn't already embraced it.

-edit : Yellow 5 virility rumor is ENTIRELY false.

dioblaire · 02-20-2009, 01:19 PM

Sorry, going to have to say the yellow 5 is false, since I have a daughter of my own as proof... Been drinking that green goodness since i was 12

Arakkis · 02-20-2009, 01:47 PM

TY dak for the new sig.

The Ancient · 02-20-2009, 02:41 PM

You guys are wrong about the Yellow 5. I had a daddy longleg infestation in my home and since I was so feaful of their deadly venom I doused em with Dew and they didn't survive past one generation.

chthonic-anemos · 02-20-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ancient

You guys are wrong about the Yellow 5. I had a daddy longleg infestation in my home and since I was so feaful of their deadly venom I doused em with Dew and they didn't survive past one generation.

Long leg venom isn't deadly, it's 99% fluoride, it's actually good for you.

Blumpster · 02-20-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by chthonic-anemos

Long leg venom isn't deadly, it's 99% fluoride, it's actually good for you.

Doesn't matter anyway, their fangs are too small to pierce human skin!

Lewstelamon · 02-20-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Blumpster

Doesn't matter anyway, their fangs are too small to pierce human skin!

But not the eye!

02-20-2009, 07:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zhavric Shovel > bat Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,629 -36 Internets	My Cow Piss Beverages... Let me show you dem Cow urine drink to rival Western sodas A hardline Hindu organisation, known for its opposition to "corrupting" Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India. The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps, said the bovine beverage is undergoing laboratory tests for the next 2 to 3 months but did not give a specific date for its commercial release. The flavour is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer. Many Hindus consider cow urine to have medicinal properties and it is often drunk in religious festivals. The organisation, which aims to transform India's secular society and establish the supremacy of a Hindu majority, said it had not decided on a name or a price for the drink. "Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone. Prakash, who is based in Hardwar, one of four holy Hindu cities on the river Ganges where the world's largest religious gathering takes place, said the product will be sold nationwide but did not rule out international success. "It is useful for the whole country and the world as well. It will be done through shops and through corporates," he said. The Hindu group has campaigned against foreign imports such as Pepsi and Coca Cola in the past, which it sees as a corrupting influence and a tool of Western imperialism. The RSS was temporarily banned after a Hindu mob tore down a mosque in 1992 which lead to bloody religious riots. The Shiv Sena, a hardline Hindu political party also known for attacking what it sees as threats to Indian culture such as Valentine's Day, started a similar initiative last year to appeal to its powerbase in Mumbai. To promote the food of the native Marathi culture, the Shiv Sena said it was "making a chain like McDonalds" to sell a popular local fried snack. When I got done being sick to my stomach, I thought it would be fun to use the recently disconvered Soft Drink Generator to help out our friends in India. Attached Images __________________ "You have now earned the right to use spider jeruselum as your avatar. Carry on." ZHAVRIC

02-20-2009, 01:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Occido Don't get penisy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 2,856 -126 Internets	Too bad there's absolutely ZERO proof. __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

02-20-2009, 01:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
dak You don't have to agree. Just know I'm right. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,751	I really don't see how drinking an animals piss is any worse than eating its meat. Especially when it's an animal known to carry cysticerci in it's flesh. Urine is relatively clean, tangy and salty...don't see why American hasn't already embraced it. -edit : Yellow 5 virility rumor is ENTIRELY false. __________________ Stop being bad RIP Spiderman-Troupe 2002-2008 Last edited by dak; 02-20-2009 at 01:28 PM..

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