Your most physically painful experience - Page 13

Ginn · 02-25-2009, 09:24 PM

Funny story I found out later actually, they managed to get so many people so fast because it was a wedding party... if you want I can edit it to say 30 mexicans and 1 old ass negro, would that sound more representative?

Jimmy Carter wuwu · 02-25-2009, 09:38 PM

Stubbing my pinky toe getting out of the shower.

EmpireF4i · 02-25-2009, 10:08 PM

This one time I was at one of my homies weddings and a few of our friends got their and said they got jumped by some guys at the corner store. Well the dumb asses that jumped my homies said to meet them at this park down the street. Well just a little of my cousins were there at the reception still so we rounded up about 30 of us and went down to the park. We got there to see these white boys just wandering around the park so we charged them and we started to beat the fuck out of them. This one dude just wouldnt go down though so we beat the shit out of him for what had to be atleast 30 minutes. He would get up and start running then get hit by a bat, then go down, then get up and run again.

Well I hit this guy with a fire poker I had and it vibrated so bad I let go and it landed right on my pinky toe. Man that had to be the worst physical pain I had ever felt in my life.

This guy finally gives up and goes down and were still fucking him up and then we heard the 5-0 sirens so we all start to take off. Brown Sugar (our token black friend) stayed there to fuck this guy up some more. Something about his grand daddy was killed by the KKK or something and he got caught by the 5-0. We lost all our weapons thought when we had to run so that kinda sucks, but other than that, we fucked some white boys up pretty bad. I thought one dude almost died.

Zeste · 02-25-2009, 10:30 PM

Well, my story is not nearly as interesting as getting killed by a wedding party, but...

One time at the gym when I was really into lifting, I had a pair of oh, maybe 75lb dumbbells in my hands. I was doing some slow rolling shoulder shrugs.

Well, each rep as the weights came up, I'd sorta tap them together for the little clank. "1 *clank* 2 *clank*" and so on. Mind you, these are big 75 lb metal dumbbells, not the rubber coated ones.

Well, when I am at the gym, I usually wear baggy nylon basketball shorts, and no underwear. So my dong can just dangle freely and I don't get wedgies up my asscrack or anything.

Well, lets just say, I went to do another rep of the dumbbell shrugs, and instead of the clank of the weights tapping into eachother, there was the OH FUCKING GOD I JUST FUCKING SMASHED MY DICK.

I thought for sure I had just pulped the head of my dick into straight mush. I was afraid to look down. I knew I had to get into the locker room before the blood was everywhere. It literally felt like someone had shot my dick off with a shotgun.

So, I make it into the locker room, people could tell I was hurt. So I hide in the bathroom stall and take a look at the damage... I had pinched about half a millimeter of my dick-head skin and it was like a little pinched blood blister. Barley noticeable.

Rush · 02-25-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

This one time I was at one of my homies weddings and a few of our friends got their and said they got jumped by some guys at the corner store. Well the dumb asses that jumped my homies said to meet them at this park down the street. Well just a little of my cousins were there at the reception still so we rounded up about 30 of us and went down to the park. We got there to see these white boys just wandering around the park so we charged them and we started to beat the fuck out of them. This one dude just wouldnt go down though so we beat the shit out of him for what had to be atleast 30 minutes. He would get up and start running then get hit by a bat, then go down, then get up and run again.

Well I hit this guy with a fire poker I had and it vibrated so bad I let go and it landed right on my pinky toe. Man that had to be the worst physical pain I had ever felt in my life.

This guy finally gives up and goes down and were still fucking him up and then we heard the 5-0 sirens so we all start to take off. Brown Sugar (our token black friend) stayed there to fuck this guy up some more. Something about his grand daddy was killed by the KKK or something and he got caught by the 5-0. We lost all our weapons thought when we had to run so that kinda sucks, but other than that, we fucked some white boys up pretty bad. I thought one dude almost died.

I see what you did there, faggot.

Mine doesn't compare to this last page of agony, but I'd have to say the worst pain I can remember was when I flew over my handlebars on my bike at about age 8. I had rocks under my skin...well, in the places I still had skin. I had scrapes on my forehead, chin, elbows, chest, knees, shins, damn near my whole front side.

Darph · 02-26-2009, 05:07 PM

I've been in car wrecks and stuff, but the most painful thing was either having a tube manually pulled out of my arm or getting a concussion from pro MMA fighter Buddy Clinton.

I broke my arm wrestling in 11th grade and they put a pretty sexy plate in it (still in there.)

I had a weekish long hospital stay and they put some sort of rubber tube in my elbow (on the inside of it) for some reason. It went into my body about a foot through a small incision. It was caked in blood and dry by the time I was getting out.

The nurse pulled it out slowly and it was probably the most painful thing I've ever had to deal with.

The concussion came from Buddy. I trained in MMA at the Lions Den in Dallas for some time and Buddy was demonstrating something and slammed me very hard, I really wasn't expecting it.

Having a long career in wrestling and Judo I know how to take a fall but when it hit the ground I felt nothing but concrete. It appears they laid the new mats without the extra cushion that's supposed to be under it. I actually finished practice and started training for a Judo national tournament (I qualified to try out for the Olympic team earlier that year) at SMU judo club. Anyways, long story short I had some rehashes and had to take some time off. After my body started getting cold (playing LichKing) i started getting them almost every day. Severe agony in the back of my head.

One day they just went away and I haven't had a problem since, but haven't trained either. As a side note, I've also lost 25lbs since Novemeber (at 6% body fat.)

Nebuchadnezzar · 02-27-2009, 03:36 AM

My most pa n full exper ance was when my m ddle f nger of my r ght hand got b tten off by an all gator.

For real: When I was a little kid my dad had this piece of shit Studebaker he was fixing up. So I'm on the passenger side, no seatbelts in the damn thing because they had been rotted through, dad takes a turn hard and next thing I know the door is popping open because I'm hitting it, I'm in the air and then I'm rolling ten feet like I'm a god damned stuntman on MacGyver. Stood up with my hands and face all scrapped up, jeans torn, shirt all fucked up. Father finally notices I'm not in the car and starts backing up. Had to go to the doctor to get all the pavement washed out of my hands, that hurt a lot worse than the actual falling out of a moving car part.

Most recent: I got sick with the flu a while back, didn't eat almost anything expect 7up for a week, so I'm finally starting to feel like maybe I won't throw everything up and get the idea to make myself some soup. Little do I fucking know that I'm so weak from not eating that I can barely hold the bowl of soup with my one hand (7up in the other hand), so here I am hand shaking until I finally drop the bowl and this-coffee-is-hot-from-mcdonalds level of hot soup pours down my arm. Go second-degree burns all down my forearm. Most annoying pain for sure, because it still feels like its burning for days afterward.

Sole · 02-27-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Nebuchadnezzar

I'm in the air and then I'm rolling ten feet like I'm a god damned stuntman on MacGyver.

That shit is great.

Loveless · 02-27-2009, 11:17 AM

Not fun. The most painful two weeks of my life. I felt like someone was ripping out my spine over and over. It sucked real bad but I'm just glad I'm not retarded. So many people that come back from this particular illness have seizures the rest of their lives or mild retardation and such. I'm fucking lucky.

Dissonant · 02-27-2009, 11:47 AM

I was 14 when this happened. Me and my friends were just getting into roller blading, so we decided to go to the junior high and steal one of the rails off of the bike rack so we could put it in my buddies back yard and practice rail slides. We were doing it for about an hour when I fell off the rail and my wheel got caught in the ground and I went tumbling. When I stopped rolling I look down and my right foot was pointing straight to the left. Without even thinking, I grabbed my rollerblade and snapped my foot into place.

My friends were laughing cause they didn't see what had actually happened. I screamed that I just broke my ankle and needed ice. So my buddy leisurely walked up to his back door and said, "It's locked". I screamed back "GO AROUND FRONT". So he went to get ice and my other buddy ditched the bike rack in the prairie behind the house so we wouldn't get in trouble then went and got my mom.

My mom rushed me to the emergency room where the doctor gave me a shot and took some x-rays. When my doctor came back with the results he walked in the door and asked, "Have you ever considered a career in orthopedics?". I said, "No why?". He responded, "You set that bone perfectly".

Unfortunately the break was on the growth plate so I had to keep ALL pressure off of that leg for 6 weeks. That blew...

Picasso · 02-27-2009, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dissonant

I was 14 when this happened. Me and my friends were just getting into roller blading, so we decided to go to the junior high and steal one of the rails off of the bike rack so we could put it in my buddies back yard and practice rail slides. We were doing it for about an hour when I fell off the rail and my wheel got caught in the ground and I went tumbling. When I stopped rolling I look down and my right foot was pointing straight to the left. Without even thinking, I grabbed my rollerblade and snapped my foot into place.

My friends were laughing cause they didn't see what had actually happened. I screamed that I just broke my ankle and needed ice. So my buddy leisurely walked up to his back door and said, "It's locked". I screamed back "GO AROUND FRONT". So he went to get ice and my other buddy ditched the bike rack in the prairie behind the house so we wouldn't get in trouble then went and got my mom.

My mom rushed me to the emergency room where the doctor gave me a shot and took some x-rays. When my doctor came back with the results he walked in the door and asked, "Have you ever considered a career in orthopedics?". I said, "No why?". He responded, "You set that bone perfectly".

Unfortunately the break was on the growth plate so I had to keep ALL pressure off of that leg for 6 weeks. That blew...

I bet the worst part was telling your parents you're gay.

Seo · 02-27-2009, 01:53 PM

i was washing my face at the same time i was using mouthwash.

i inhaled some soap bubbles up my nose coughing me to choke and cough the mouthwash OUT of my nose and mouth.

the burning... the burning...

it was way worse than of my broken bones.

i had septum surgery at one point and the recovery was painful as hell too.

Dissonant · 02-27-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Picasso

I bet the worst part was telling your parents you're gay.

Knew that was coming. Either way... Rollerblades were actually cool 15-20 years ago!

bobyab · 02-27-2009, 04:14 PM

FUCK THIS THREAD... why am I still reading it?

Ok, so I have been real fortunate I suppose.

Pain Scale: 1 (np) to 10 (commit suicide now plz)

I got kicked in the crotch in grade school once by an asshole. Left a black & blue bruise on the head of my dick for three weeks - 3
I slammed heads with another kid one time, knocking me out and giving me a concusion - 4
I dislocated my pinky finger playing basketball. It was shaped like a 'Z' - 5
In-grown toenail and subsequent surgery - 5
I got food poisoned by Dell Taco. Puked and shit white bricks for 3 days, lost 20 lbs. - 5
I had about 20 sheets of sheetrock fall on my foot, trapping it. Not sure how I escaped with bad sprain on that one - 6
I wiped out roller blading down an inclined asphault road going 35 mph. Lost a lot of skin on my back, elbows, and knees - 7
Worst stomach cramp in the world, which resulted in a trip to the emergency room - 7
Sun burn on my white ass that resulted in my back and shoulders errupting in quarter sized blisters a half inch tall - 8
Various other hot surface => skin burns throughout my life. FUCK THAT SHIT - 8

You guys can keep your stones to yourselves, thx.

EmpireF4i · 02-27-2009, 04:19 PM

Oh yeah I remember one. I was making some Top Ramen and forgot the pot on the stove. Picked up the pot and the aluminum copper alloy that the pot was made of melted, but was still on the pot. The liquid metal poured onto my foot and floor. Burned the hell out of my foot and my wood floor.

02-25-2009, 09:24 PM	#181 (permalink)
Ginn Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 142 -3 Internets	Funny story I found out later actually, they managed to get so many people so fast because it was a wedding party... if you want I can edit it to say 30 mexicans and 1 old ass negro, would that sound more representative? __________________ Join the Überguilds Rosetta@Home team.

02-25-2009, 09:38 PM	#182 (permalink)
Jimmy Carter wuwu Bring the pain Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 838 -2 Internets	Stubbing my pinky toe getting out of the shower. __________________ Listen to the band skindred. www.skindred.com

02-25-2009, 10:30 PM	#184 (permalink)
Zeste Oooooooooooohhhh, yeeeeeeeeeesssssss Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,377 +69 Internets	Well, my story is not nearly as interesting as getting killed by a wedding party, but... One time at the gym when I was really into lifting, I had a pair of oh, maybe 75lb dumbbells in my hands. I was doing some slow rolling shoulder shrugs. Well, each rep as the weights came up, I'd sorta tap them together for the little clank. "1 clank 2 clank" and so on. Mind you, these are big 75 lb metal dumbbells, not the rubber coated ones. Well, when I am at the gym, I usually wear baggy nylon basketball shorts, and no underwear. So my dong can just dangle freely and I don't get wedgies up my asscrack or anything. Well, lets just say, I went to do another rep of the dumbbell shrugs, and instead of the clank of the weights tapping into eachother, there was the OH FUCKING GOD I JUST FUCKING SMASHED MY DICK. I thought for sure I had just pulped the head of my dick into straight mush. I was afraid to look down. I knew I had to get into the locker room before the blood was everywhere. It literally felt like someone had shot my dick off with a shotgun. So, I make it into the locker room, people could tell I was hurt. So I hide in the bathroom stall and take a look at the damage... I had pinched about half a millimeter of my dick-head skin and it was like a little pinched blood blister. Barley noticeable. __________________

02-26-2009, 05:07 PM	#186 (permalink)
Darph Lays the Pipe Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Corp Por Posts: 1,125 +33 Internets	I've been in car wrecks and stuff, but the most painful thing was either having a tube manually pulled out of my arm or getting a concussion from pro MMA fighter Buddy Clinton. I broke my arm wrestling in 11th grade and they put a pretty sexy plate in it (still in there.) I had a weekish long hospital stay and they put some sort of rubber tube in my elbow (on the inside of it) for some reason. It went into my body about a foot through a small incision. It was caked in blood and dry by the time I was getting out. The nurse pulled it out slowly and it was probably the most painful thing I've ever had to deal with. The concussion came from Buddy. I trained in MMA at the Lions Den in Dallas for some time and Buddy was demonstrating something and slammed me very hard, I really wasn't expecting it. Having a long career in wrestling and Judo I know how to take a fall but when it hit the ground I felt nothing but concrete. It appears they laid the new mats without the extra cushion that's supposed to be under it. I actually finished practice and started training for a Judo national tournament (I qualified to try out for the Olympic team earlier that year) at SMU judo club. Anyways, long story short I had some rehashes and had to take some time off. After my body started getting cold (playing LichKing) i started getting them almost every day. Severe agony in the back of my head. One day they just went away and I haven't had a problem since, but haven't trained either. As a side note, I've also lost 25lbs since Novemeber (at 6% body fat.) __________________ Darph - Fires of Heaven. "Train simulators are a game." - Fansy the Famous Bard Last edited by Darph; 02-26-2009 at 05:24 PM..

02-27-2009, 03:36 AM	#187 (permalink)
Nebuchadnezzar Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,388 +3 Internets	My most pa n full exper ance was when my m ddle f nger of my r ght hand got b tten off by an all gator. For real: When I was a little kid my dad had this piece of shit Studebaker he was fixing up. So I'm on the passenger side, no seatbelts in the damn thing because they had been rotted through, dad takes a turn hard and next thing I know the door is popping open because I'm hitting it, I'm in the air and then I'm rolling ten feet like I'm a god damned stuntman on MacGyver. Stood up with my hands and face all scrapped up, jeans torn, shirt all fucked up. Father finally notices I'm not in the car and starts backing up. Had to go to the doctor to get all the pavement washed out of my hands, that hurt a lot worse than the actual falling out of a moving car part. Most recent: I got sick with the flu a while back, didn't eat almost anything expect 7up for a week, so I'm finally starting to feel like maybe I won't throw everything up and get the idea to make myself some soup. Little do I fucking know that I'm so weak from not eating that I can barely hold the bowl of soup with my one hand (7up in the other hand), so here I am hand shaking until I finally drop the bowl and this-coffee-is-hot-from-mcdonalds level of hot soup pours down my arm. Go second-degree burns all down my forearm. Most annoying pain for sure, because it still feels like its burning for days afterward. __________________ I eat grass like an ox and shat like a fox.

02-25-2009, 10:08 PM	#183 (permalink)
EmpireF4i Right as the mail Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,299 +3 Internets	This one time I was at one of my homies weddings and a few of our friends got their and said they got jumped by some guys at the corner store. Well the dumb asses that jumped my homies said to meet them at this park down the street. Well just a little of my cousins were there at the reception still so we rounded up about 30 of us and went down to the park. We got there to see these white boys just wandering around the park so we charged them and we started to beat the fuck out of them. This one dude just wouldnt go down though so we beat the shit out of him for what had to be atleast 30 minutes. He would get up and start running then get hit by a bat, then go down, then get up and run again. Well I hit this guy with a fire poker I had and it vibrated so bad I let go and it landed right on my pinky toe. Man that had to be the worst physical pain I had ever felt in my life. This guy finally gives up and goes down and were still fucking him up and then we heard the 5-0 sirens so we all start to take off. Brown Sugar (our token black friend) stayed there to fuck this guy up some more. Something about his grand daddy was killed by the KKK or something and he got caught by the 5-0. We lost all our weapons thought when we had to run so that kinda sucks, but other than that, we fucked some white boys up pretty bad. I thought one dude almost died.

02-27-2009, 11:17 AM	#189 (permalink)
Loveless Delightfully miserable. Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15 -1 Internets	Meningitis Not fun. The most painful two weeks of my life. I felt like someone was ripping out my spine over and over. It sucked real bad but I'm just glad I'm not retarded. So many people that come back from this particular illness have seizures the rest of their lives or mild retardation and such. I'm fucking lucky. Last edited by Loveless; 02-27-2009 at 11:21 AM..

02-27-2009, 11:47 AM	#190 (permalink)
Dissonant Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 34 -8 Internets	Broken Ankle I was 14 when this happened. Me and my friends were just getting into roller blading, so we decided to go to the junior high and steal one of the rails off of the bike rack so we could put it in my buddies back yard and practice rail slides. We were doing it for about an hour when I fell off the rail and my wheel got caught in the ground and I went tumbling. When I stopped rolling I look down and my right foot was pointing straight to the left. Without even thinking, I grabbed my rollerblade and snapped my foot into place. My friends were laughing cause they didn't see what had actually happened. I screamed that I just broke my ankle and needed ice. So my buddy leisurely walked up to his back door and said, "It's locked". I screamed back "GO AROUND FRONT". So he went to get ice and my other buddy ditched the bike rack in the prairie behind the house so we wouldn't get in trouble then went and got my mom. My mom rushed me to the emergency room where the doctor gave me a shot and took some x-rays. When my doctor came back with the results he walked in the door and asked, "Have you ever considered a career in orthopedics?". I said, "No why?". He responded, "You set that bone perfectly". Unfortunately the break was on the growth plate so I had to keep ALL pressure off of that leg for 6 weeks. That blew... __________________ Elder Dissonant Stormseeker - Retired Scarab Lord Dissonant - Retired

02-27-2009, 01:53 PM	#192 (permalink)
Seo Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 761 -45 Internets	i was washing my face at the same time i was using mouthwash. i inhaled some soap bubbles up my nose coughing me to choke and cough the mouthwash OUT of my nose and mouth. the burning... the burning... it was way worse than of my broken bones. i had septum surgery at one point and the recovery was painful as hell too.

02-27-2009, 04:14 PM	#194 (permalink)
bobyab Kind of a big deal Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 239 +1 Internets	FUCK THIS THREAD... why am I still reading it? Ok, so I have been real fortunate I suppose. Pain Scale: 1 (np) to 10 (commit suicide now plz) I got kicked in the crotch in grade school once by an asshole. Left a black & blue bruise on the head of my dick for three weeks - 3 I slammed heads with another kid one time, knocking me out and giving me a concusion - 4 I dislocated my pinky finger playing basketball. It was shaped like a 'Z' - 5 In-grown toenail and subsequent surgery - 5 I got food poisoned by Dell Taco. Puked and shit white bricks for 3 days, lost 20 lbs. - 5 I had about 20 sheets of sheetrock fall on my foot, trapping it. Not sure how I escaped with bad sprain on that one - 6 I wiped out roller blading down an inclined asphault road going 35 mph. Lost a lot of skin on my back, elbows, and knees - 7 Worst stomach cramp in the world, which resulted in a trip to the emergency room - 7 Sun burn on my white ass that resulted in my back and shoulders errupting in quarter sized blisters a half inch tall - 8 Various other hot surface => skin burns throughout my life. FUCK THAT SHIT - 8 You guys can keep your stones to yourselves, thx.

02-27-2009, 04:19 PM	#195 (permalink)
EmpireF4i Right as the mail Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,299 +3 Internets	Oh yeah I remember one. I was making some Top Ramen and forgot the pot on the stove. Picked up the pot and the aluminum copper alloy that the pot was made of melted, but was still on the pot. The liquid metal poured onto my foot and floor. Burned the hell out of my foot and my wood floor.

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