masterbation and links to cancer

aznpinktuv · 01-29-2009, 02:02 AM

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age

discuss...

gotta stop hitting the PGT tbh...

Geaux · 01-29-2009, 02:22 AM

does this mean i can sue Keira Knightley for killing me

Mario Speedwagon · 01-29-2009, 02:38 AM

Easiest god damn choice I've made in my life. If I knew I'd get cancer the very next time I cum I'd still do it.

Black_Death · 01-29-2009, 05:21 AM

The list of people I can sue when I get cancer is long and distinguished...

Azrayne · 01-29-2009, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geaux

does this mean i can sue Keira Knightley for killing me

Only if you develop cancer before I do.

Aria · 01-29-2009, 06:05 AM

I'm going out with basically a nympho right now... guess I'm getting cancer

Sithro · 01-29-2009, 06:06 AM

Didn't they have a study a while back that said the exact opposite thing?

I'm still going to masterbate, fuck you.

Runnen · 01-29-2009, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sithro

Didn't they have a study a while back that said the exact opposite thing?

I'm still going to masterbate, fuck you.

Yeah, a few years back, there was a study saying a lot of sexual activity (masterbation or otherwise) would decrease risks of prostate cancer.

My guess is that scientists just don't have a clue about this because they just don't have sex. Ever.

Kaige · 01-29-2009, 06:45 AM

Its always something new, I feel like I have a membership in the "Cancer Cause of the Month".

Breaking News! We're all going to die some day!

DiGiTaLFDS · 01-29-2009, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Runnen

Yeah, a few years back, there was a study saying a lot of sexual activity (masterbation or otherwise) would decrease risks of prostate cancer.

My guess is that scientists just don't have a clue about this because they just don't have sex. Ever.

Runnen FTW! Discussion over, resume normal fapping.

boozebagbeefhole · 01-29-2009, 07:55 AM

thats bull shit im staying with the 2004 data High Ejaculation Frequency May Be Linked To A Decreased Risk Of Prostate Cancer

Taranatar · 01-29-2009, 09:11 AM

OP can't spell masturbate.

Fail.

Zistrix · 01-29-2009, 10:06 AM

Actually it seems that the scientists are using themselves for the study.

Quineloe · 01-29-2009, 10:53 AM

Isn't this kind of a viscious cycle? In order to check for cancer, you have to grope your dick for any "lumps" and even if you don't find any, you have check again because technically you just masturbated. And so on...

Desidero · 01-29-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Quineloe

Isn't this kind of a viscious cycle? In order to check for cancer, you have to grope your dick for any "lumps" and even if you don't find any, you have check again because technically you just masturbated. And so on...

Checking for prostate cancer involves things going in your ass. Some people may masturbate that way, but most of us are safe.

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aznpinktuv Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 507	masterbation and links to cancer Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age discuss... gotta stop hitting the PGT tbh...

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Black_Death I regret nothing! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 275 +0 Internets	The list of people I can sue when I get cancer is long and distinguished... __________________ In vino veritas.

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Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,477	Its always something new, I feel like I have a membership in the "Cancer Cause of the Month". Breaking News! We're all going to die some day! __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

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boozebagbeefhole walking man Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 306 -7 Internets	thats bull shit im staying with the 2004 data High Ejaculation Frequency May Be Linked To A Decreased Risk Of Prostate Cancer __________________ "In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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Mario Speedwagon Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: 3rd Place Posts: 2,114 -47 Internets	Easiest god damn choice I've made in my life. If I knew I'd get cancer the very next time I cum I'd still do it.

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Aria Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,061 +7 Internets	I'm going out with basically a nympho right now... guess I'm getting cancer

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Zistrix Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,257	Actually it seems that the scientists are using themselves for the study.

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Quineloe Hard Rock Hallelujah Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,608	Isn't this kind of a viscious cycle? In order to check for cancer, you have to grope your dick for any "lumps" and even if you don't find any, you have check again because technically you just masturbated. And so on...