Crazy chicks

[Zhavric]

Bored as shit at work today...

I was reading the "girls that broke your heart" thread and it got me thinking about crazy bitches. Not your normal crazy females who are just moderately fucked up. I'm talking about the bat shit loco chicks with real mental damage. You know the ones I mean. The ones who go beyond annoying / eccentric into "oh fuck, did that shit just come out of her mouth?!?" crazy.

Now, crazy chicks will often put out and put up with shit regular chicks won't do. But is it worth it?

What should the rule be for truly mental bitches?

[Incognitogamer]

Gotta go with "DO NOT...". It's just not worth it imo, but this rule only applies if you've done it at least once before. Because sex with a crazy, crazy bitch is worth it for the experience at least once.

[EmpireF4i]

I'm going to have to direct you to Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" song. They are awesome in bed but other than that, they are just a problem.

Bang em all you can but don't get them prego or your fucked.

[Khempis]

^^

Use and abuse, but don't let them get your phone number, much less your address.

[Clerica]

[Eomer]

I went with Wolfen. I'm generous like that.

[Zhavric]

Originally Posted by Eomer

I went with Wolfen. I'm generous like that.

LOL... I was this [------] close to using your name instead of Wolfen.

[Eomer]

Why, cause my most recent woman may in fact be crazy? Again, job loss + new birth control + 8 beer = craziness, that's pretty simple math. I've actually done an exemplary job of avoiding teh crazy over the years, I just don't have the patience for that shit.

[Zhavric]

I didn't.

I dated this chick named Laura who's fucking nuts. Manipulative bitch... her thing is that she's a nerd and she's hot so nerd guys flock to her. I dated her for a month before she mentioned "Oh yeah... I have a boyfriend out of state". That's the one she TOLD me about. I also found out she had an ex-fiance she was seeing.

My friends had drama with her as well. They came up with the best nickame for her. See, she leads guys along, but never actually puts out (she sucked me off a few times but never let me fuck her). So, the theory is that she tells guys that her tits taste like beer, but you can only taste them tomorrow.

Thus, she is "Endless beer-flavored titties tomorrow". It's never shortened.

As in, "Hey, do you think Endless beer-flavored tities tomorrow is going to be at the con this weekend?"

SO glad I didn't stick my dick in that.

[Incognitogamer]

Originally Posted by Zhavric

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You and your friends are terrible at coming up with nicknames, they're supposed to make it easier to refer to people not 37-million-words-long. No offense.

I would have just called her cocktease or something short and sweet, plus you can go more offensive too if need be... Cunt for example is a good one.

[Zhavric]

Originally Posted by Incognitogamer

You and your friends are terrible at coming up with nicknames, they're supposed to make it easier to refer to people not 37-million-words-long. No offense.

I would have just called her cocktease or something short and sweet, plus you can go more offensive too if need be... Cunt for example is a good one.

I don't know, man. Sometimes, longer nicknames can be pretty funny.

In college, my friend moved out of the dorm into the middle of the ghetto. He was showing off his new place and he shows us his bedroom. Next to his bad, he has a GIANT kitchen carving knife. I asked him wtf is that. He walks over, picks it up like he's going to stab a nigga, and says, "This? This is the home security system."

I ended up being room mates with him. That knife was forever after "the home security system".

[Picasso]

Originally Posted by Zhavric

I don't know, man. Sometimes, longer nicknames can be pretty funny.

In college, my friend moved out of the dorm into the middle of the ghetto. He was showing off his new place and he shows us his bedroom. Next to his bad, he has a GIANT kitchen carving knife. I asked him wtf is that. He walks over, picks it up like he's going to stab a nigga, and says, "This? This is the home security system."

I ended up being room mates with him. That knife was forever after "the home security system".

I thought of typing out a worse story than this

but drew a blank.

but i still had the post window open

so here we are.

[Ronaan]

You should have allowed multiple options... I was torn between the Buttseks, do them in every hole, post pics + masturbate, FoHSS on tits, and 3some with another Crazy.

Basically any option that lets you have a good time.

[Heylel Teomim]

Originally Posted by Zhavric

her thing is that she's a nerd and she's hot so nerd guys flock to her.

Well there's your problem right there. Nerd girls are always the biggest validation whores of them all. Mainstream girls, or even counterculture girls in an established scene, at least know how to act socially. Nerd girls are basically just roleplaying the slut, and they do it badly. A girl who's comfortable in her whoredom is rarely so difficult as a nerd girl not sure if she's doing it right. Problem is, nerd guys are so excited to see a girl who's into their anime & pokemon trading cards that they sport wood whenever she glances their direction.

[Zhavric]

Originally Posted by Heylel Teomim

Well there's your problem right there. Nerd girls are always the biggest validation whores of them all. Mainstream girls, or even counterculture girls in an established scene, at least know how to act socially. Nerd girls are basically just roleplaying the slut, and they do it badly. A girl who's comfortable in her whoredom is rarely so difficult as a nerd girl not sure if she's doing it right. Problem is, nerd guys are so excited to see a girl who's into their anime & pokemon trading cards that they sport wood whenever she glances their direction.

I know the type you're talking about and she probably started out that way, but now she's morphed into, "I'm all cute and flirty when I need something from you and you can drop dead when I don't."