legal question / roommate drama - Page 4

Zhavric · 01-26-2009, 07:21 AM

Do not fight him.

Do this instead:

Throw a party. Make sure he's there.
Pretend like the point of the party is to end the drama.
Get his ass passed out drunk. I recommend everclear. You'll need him COMPLETELY passed out for the night.
Take his unconscious ass to a car.
Make you're sober enough to drive.
Drive him to the bus station (make sure you have a sober driver).
Buy a ticket to a destination that is A) several states away and B) arrives the next morning.
Put him on the bus.
Remove his wallet.
Remove his cell phone.
Remove his shoes.
Leave him on the bus.
Go home. Place the things you removed from him in his room safe and sound.

Spend the next ten years of your life telling the tale of the time your douchehole room mate woke up three states away with shit in his pockets and no shoes.

Beatings heal and can end in litigation. Something like that? It's just pure win for you.

The Ancient · 01-26-2009, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saidin

Tits. If you're a 6'3 185 lb beast that can't beat up a whiny track bitch, refer to picture two. If you're just skimming this retarded thread for pictures of tits, refer to picture one.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Carry on.

You ass, I clicked both pics out of curiousity.

Picasso · 01-26-2009, 07:34 AM

Just steal his shit.

imready2go · 01-26-2009, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhavric

Do not fight him.

Do this instead:

Throw a party. Make sure he's there.
Pretend like the point of the party is to end the drama.
Get his ass passed out drunk. I recommend everclear. You'll need him COMPLETELY passed out for the night.
Take his unconscious ass to a car.
Make you're sober enough to drive.
Drive him to the bus station (make sure you have a sober driver).
Buy a ticket to a destination that is A) several states away and B) arrives the next morning.
Put him on the bus.
Remove his wallet.
Remove his cell phone.
Remove his shoes.
Leave him on the bus.
Go home. Place the things you removed from him in his room safe and sound.

Spend the next ten years of your life telling the tale of the time your douchehole room mate woke up three states away with shit in his pockets and no shoes.

Beatings heal and can end in litigation. Something like that? It's just pure win for you.

Good fun, but we miss the reaction. Try instead:

Throw a party. Make sure he's there.
Pretend like the point of the party is to end the drama.
Once he's good and buzzed, put a healthy dose of ipecac in his drink.
Warm up the video camera.
Post results here.

And for good measure, when his head is good and deep in the toilet, put a foot up his ass and tell him to stay the fuck out of your room.

lacquer · 01-26-2009, 08:17 AM

Have sex with his girlfriend. That'll teach him for sure!

boozebagbeefhole · 01-26-2009, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kegkilla

(he's a scrawny lil 5'9" cross country runner probably weighs 140 tops... i'm a 6'3" 185 lb BAD ASS).

God damn yall are some skinny ass sons of bitches.

Disclaimer: These are just some ideas dont act on them

Get him fucked up and put him in some Klan memorabilia or any white power group, then drop him off in front of the black frat you wont have to do shit they will take care of everything

find a roofie and put it in his morning coffee/oj what ever so he falls asleep on the bus to school or in class and no one can wake his ass up. everyone would be sure to shame his ass that comes across his path. (not recommended if he drives to school)

But if you really want to fuck him up throw him a blanket party and use a sack of oranges this will make the brusing all internal. full metal blanket party

Just talk to your landlord and say he will not quick making passes at you and you keep hearing him fiddle with your lock on your bathroom door while your taking a shower. That should get that little fag evicted

James · 01-26-2009, 09:20 AM

A sack of fucking ORANGES? You're doing it wrong, you know that right?

Zarcath · 01-26-2009, 09:22 AM

Give him a baseball bat and tell him to take a swing at you. When he does, catch it with your bare hands. If he still wants to fuck with you after that display of maniless, encave his skull.

The Ancient · 01-26-2009, 09:26 AM

Give him a baseball bat and tell him to take a swing at you. When he does, catch it with your penis. If he still wants to fuck with you after that display of manliness, skullfuck him.

Terial · 01-26-2009, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kegkilla

he busted into my room today uninvited and started yelling at me about some pussy shit

To fully be able to help you here, you need to tell us what you did for him to bust into your room.
It may be pussy shit to you, but perhaps it was something major?

So, what was it all really about?

Saidin · 01-26-2009, 10:00 AM

I like the KKK idea. I highly doubt your room mate will get harmed, as the black fraternity will probably find it funny. Just put a note on him that says something like "He stole money from me and slept with my girl friend " and they will come up with something creative.

Or just get him wasted and hand cuff him naked to a fence (somewhere that he will be alone when he wakes up). He will freak out and start calling for help I'd imagine. Make sure he isn't out in the sun for more than a couple of hours to avoid massive dehydration and turn this into premeditated murder...

Disclaimer: I don't want you to actually do the shit above. I believe you're dumb enough to carry this out.
1) Take Pictures
2) Make Copies
3) Drop Copies near school
4) )$)$)$)$) PROFIT

Or just beat his ass and steal his WoW characters (he is probably your arena partner).

Zhavric · 01-26-2009, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ancient

Give him a baseball bat and tell him to take a swing at you. When he does, catch it with your penis. If he still wants to fuck with you after that display of manliness, skullfuck him.

HAHAHAHA fuck my idea. do this instead.

Zappo_Crappo · 01-26-2009, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhavric

Do this instead:

Throw a party.

PARTY AT KEGKILLA'S!

Fediel · 01-26-2009, 10:36 AM

Keg you are the worst troll ever. How can anybody take this guy seriously? He is just messing with you and stirring up controversy to inflate his e-peen.

OhSeven · 01-26-2009, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fediel

Keg you are the worst troll ever. How can anybody take this guy seriously? He is just messing with you and stirring up controversy to inflate his e-peen.

Well he lost the top neg internet spot to Makata. He's got to farm those neg's back down to 200.

01-26-2009, 07:21 AM	#46 (permalink)
Zhavric Shovel > bat Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,629 -36 Internets	Do not fight him. Do this instead: Throw a party. Make sure he's there. Pretend like the point of the party is to end the drama. Get his ass passed out drunk. I recommend everclear. You'll need him COMPLETELY passed out for the night. Take his unconscious ass to a car. Make you're sober enough to drive. Drive him to the bus station (make sure you have a sober driver). Buy a ticket to a destination that is A) several states away and B) arrives the next morning. Put him on the bus. Remove his wallet. Remove his cell phone. Remove his shoes. Leave him on the bus. Go home. Place the things you removed from him in his room safe and sound. Spend the next ten years of your life telling the tale of the time your douchehole room mate woke up three states away with shit in his pockets and no shoes. Beatings heal and can end in litigation. Something like that? It's just pure win for you. __________________ "You have now earned the right to use spider jeruselum as your avatar. Carry on." ZHAVRIC

01-26-2009, 09:20 AM	#52 (permalink)
James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,384	A sack of fucking ORANGES? You're doing it wrong, you know that right? __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

01-26-2009, 09:22 AM	#53 (permalink)
Zarcath is a little tea pot. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Carlsbad CA Posts: 6,465 +75 Internets	Give him a baseball bat and tell him to take a swing at you. When he does, catch it with your bare hands. If he still wants to fuck with you after that display of maniless, encave his skull. __________________

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01-26-2009, 07:34 AM	#48 (permalink)
Picasso It's a party in the USA Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,043 -54 Internets	Just steal his shit.

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lacquer Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 33 -1 Internets	Have sex with his girlfriend. That'll teach him for sure!

01-26-2009, 10:36 AM	#59 (permalink)
Fediel Unregistered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 754	Keg you are the worst troll ever. How can anybody take this guy seriously? He is just messing with you and stirring up controversy to inflate his e-peen.