My little brother's MUG shot. - Page 7

nu_11 · 01-23-2009, 03:11 PM

Just came in to say...

NICE TITS! A+

tikkus · 01-23-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tikkus

To whoever negged me regarding the sarcasm I missed (I didn't miss it) I was referring to the comparison between someone being a smart-ass and two murderers bent on destruction. Go fuck yourself.

To whoever negged me regarding the complaining about negative internets (I wasn't) I was only responding to the fuck who apparently thought his sarcasm with the comparison was above my head. Go fuck yourself.

EmpireF4i · 01-23-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Saidin

I got pulled over for doing something that I know was illegal by one of you fuckers in an under cover SUV. Rot in hell.

Fixed?

Luthair · 01-23-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

Fixed?

I imagine 2 mi/h is probably within the margin of error if you combine the accuracy of the speedometer, a human's ability to read the speedometer, and the accuracy of the radar gun.

EmpireF4i · 01-23-2009, 05:58 PM

Speedometers are usually off by about 5-10% and they usually read higher than what your actual speed is. So if we go by your theory, his speedometer could have been reading 59-63mph at the time of being clocked by the radar/laser. Other factors could be that he has larger or smaller tires than the original ones that came with the car, thus throwing off the calibration of the speedometer also.

You could go to court to fight it and get a cool judge that will throw it out, or a hard ass that will say you were breaking the law and heres your fine. I guess that makes me a hard ass. Man Im an asshole.

Cynno · 01-23-2009, 06:07 PM

I thought it was funny as shit.

Cops are all fucking assholes, my brother-in-law included.

Smithiy · 01-23-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Silence

First off, your brother is 20. He is charged with a serious felony which he will not get out of unless he dumps $100k into his defense, and even then, 50/50.

He will get hit with a felony that while seems funny at 20, is really no laughing matter to a guy turning 30 with ZERO job prospects outside of Wal Mart or Burger King. Yes, your brother magically turned his life upside down with no way out....laugh at that. Put a smart ass remark on a job app or offer up some pithy remark after having spent time in prison pen as a felon and see how far that gets him.

Either your parents are very rich and he doesn't have to worry about his future or he is cosmically stupid. How about being 30 and making $6.55 an hour? That's his future.

But whateva. You and your brotha can live it and be real and the rest of us are clowns with houses, assets and actual families.

Your brother bought himself a lifetime of hurt. Nothing funny about that at all.

He won't get convicted.

kegkilla · 01-23-2009, 06:27 PM

Ricky was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone.
Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down.
He had no money, oooh no good at home.
He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone
And now it's

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

Tequila in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline.
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one."
He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend
And now it's

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

"Accidents will happen" they all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind that blew a child away.

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

Occido · 01-23-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kegkilla

Ricky was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone.
Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down.
He had no money, oooh no good at home.
He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone
And now it's

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

Tequila in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline.
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one."
He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend
And now it's

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

"Accidents will happen" they all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind that blew a child away.

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

Ahh, Skid Row.

Nark · 01-23-2009, 08:14 PM

A+ tits and C+ story.

Saidin · 01-23-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nark

A+ tits and C+ story.

They looked more like D's to me... oh how I love those bags of sand.

Smellson · 01-23-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wurstsalat

So perfect.

I have a porn with that broad in it.

Joshthegreat2005 · 01-24-2009, 12:08 AM

EmpireF4i,
You need to take the doc holiday picture off your profile. Someone as badass as him would never allow such a pussy to bare his face.

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01-23-2009, 05:58 PM	#97 (permalink)
EmpireF4i Right as the mail Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,305 +3 Internets	Speedometers are usually off by about 5-10% and they usually read higher than what your actual speed is. So if we go by your theory, his speedometer could have been reading 59-63mph at the time of being clocked by the radar/laser. Other factors could be that he has larger or smaller tires than the original ones that came with the car, thus throwing off the calibration of the speedometer also. You could go to court to fight it and get a cool judge that will throw it out, or a hard ass that will say you were breaking the law and heres your fine. I guess that makes me a hard ass. Man Im an asshole.

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Cynno Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 794 -39 Internets	I thought it was funny as shit. Cops are all fucking assholes, my brother-in-law included.

01-23-2009, 06:27 PM	#100 (permalink)
kegkilla Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 2,519 -205 Internets	Ricky was a young boy, He had a heart of stone. Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone. Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town. Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down. He had no money, oooh no good at home. He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone And now it's 18 and life You got it 18 and life you know Your crime is time and it's 18 and life to go Tequila in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline. It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean. They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one." He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun. Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends. You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend And now it's 18 and life You got it 18 and life you know Your crime is time and it's 18 and life to go "Accidents will happen" they all heard Ricky say He fired his six-shot to the wind that blew a child away. 18 and life You got it 18 and life you know Your crime is time and it's 18 and life to go

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Nark Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 126 +6 Internets	A+ tits and C+ story.

01-24-2009, 12:08 AM	#105 (permalink)
Joshthegreat2005 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 125	EmpireF4i, You need to take the doc holiday picture off your profile. Someone as badass as him would never allow such a pussy to bare his face.