My little brother's MUG shot. - Page 3

Soygen · 01-22-2009, 05:58 PM

Well the article said he had a suspended license too...but the point still stands.

Joshthegreat2005 · 01-22-2009, 06:25 PM

For those who went to the website, you probably read the part about how he was arrested in January. I WAS WITH HIM WHEN IT HAPPENED.

He was driving and we got pulled over. He started pulling the exact same crap then as he is now. He started screwing around with the cop. When the cop asked for his license he replied: "I don't have my wallet on me, I must have left it in your moms room." Yes, I thought it was funny and tried so hard to not laugh but couldn't help it. The cop got PISSED as you can imagine, and started doing a name check and all that jazz on the name my brother gave him which was his legit name.

The cop came back and said: "Normally we don't arrest people for driving without a license, but in your case I'm going to make a special trip to the county jail." My brother just laughed and got out of the car, I got out with him. He placed my brother under arrest all the while he was laughing when getting the handcuffs put on.

When walking back to the car the cop said (i don't remember the exact words but it was something like this):"I love teaching punks like you a lesson, your the reason I love my job so much." My brother instantly replies with: "I'm also the reason your wife left you." By that time I was on the side of the road barley able to stand I was laughing so hard. Ill never forget this day.

So yeah, he got arrested that day for pretty much no reason too. IMO, my brother is cool as hell. I'm sure there are several people on these forums that would agree. But that majority will probably just talk trash because they don't like to read stories like this and realize how uneventful their lives are.

Chanur · 01-22-2009, 06:38 PM

Yeah we all envy getting carted to jail for being fucking retarded. You got us.

Erronius · 01-22-2009, 06:44 PM

Uneventful is one thing, and stupid is another. If you are advocating being an idiot to police and getting arrested as a means of "excitement" then you either need to find other things to occupy the time, or move somewhere that isn't "Boring as Hell Buttfuck Nowhere".

Maybe your brother is cool, but it isn't because he was an idiot with the police. They aren't exclusive, so I guess anything is possible. But imo 'excitement' is a pretty lazy excuse for that kind of behavior.

Want excitement? Join the military and go to Iraq. Become a Firejumper. Become a cop and spend your life dealing with idiots like your brother. I guarantee your view on 'excitement' will likely change.

Joshthegreat2005 · 01-22-2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chanur

Yeah we all envy getting carted to jail for being fucking retarded. You got us.

I'm not the one that got put in jail am I?

FYI, he's out right now, not only that, hes pretty much famous in the small area they live in now. Most of the people there think it was hilarious.

Also, enjoy your hand.

Dr. Funkenstein · 01-22-2009, 07:40 PM

Being famous for doing stupid shit is cool. Those two famous guys from Columbine are soooooo fucking cool!

tikkus · 01-22-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Funkenstein

Being famous for doing stupid shit is cool. Those two famous guys from Columbine are soooooo fucking cool!

This is such a retarded comment.

EmpireF4i · 01-22-2009, 07:44 PM

Wow. I hope neither of you pass your genes on to anyone else.

Thank kind of talk might have been funny back in 4th grade when you said it to one of your friends, but saying it to a cop is just retarded and not funny at all.

I want to hear the story of what happens to him when hes in jail or prison and he tells someone that he fucked their mom.

aychamo_aycono · 01-22-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshthegreat2005

I'm not the one that got put in jail am I?

FYI, he's out right now, not only that, hes pretty much famous in the small area they live in now. Most of the people there think it was hilarious.

Also, enjoy your hand.

You and your brother sound retarded. I've never been arrested. I guess I live a boring life. I honestly dislike wannabe punks like you guys. Once you grow up you'll realize how stupid you both are.

Rhaze · 01-22-2009, 07:58 PM

He will have a great career at your local burger king.

Sharmai · 01-22-2009, 08:12 PM

^^^This

And if you don't want to serve your former classmates from the drive thru window you need to also seriously reconsider what you do for funnies...

DavivMcD · 01-22-2009, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshthegreat2005

IMO, my brother is cool as hell.

Jesus, your brother is a 20 year old who acts like a stoned 16 year old while completely sober, and you look up to him? I hope to God for humanity's sake that you are about 13 or 14 yourself.

Turkish · 01-22-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavivMcD

Jesus, your brother is a 20 year old who acts like a stoned 16 year old while completely sober, and you look up to him? I hope to God for humanity's sake that you are about 13 or 14 yourself.

Welcome to the "my little brother" thread...

Erronius · 01-22-2009, 08:41 PM

Anyone else tempted to email this thread to the reporter of the article? Most likely pointless, but I was tempted all the same.

I think I started and erased like 3 emails.

brekk · 01-22-2009, 09:48 PM

There is so much fail in this thread.

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01-22-2009, 05:58 PM	#31 (permalink)
Soygen 100% Pure Soy Monk Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 7,448 +107 Internets	Well the article said he had a suspended license too...but the point still stands.

01-22-2009, 06:25 PM	#32 (permalink)
Joshthegreat2005 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 125	For those who went to the website, you probably read the part about how he was arrested in January. I WAS WITH HIM WHEN IT HAPPENED. He was driving and we got pulled over. He started pulling the exact same crap then as he is now. He started screwing around with the cop. When the cop asked for his license he replied: "I don't have my wallet on me, I must have left it in your moms room." Yes, I thought it was funny and tried so hard to not laugh but couldn't help it. The cop got PISSED as you can imagine, and started doing a name check and all that jazz on the name my brother gave him which was his legit name. The cop came back and said: "Normally we don't arrest people for driving without a license, but in your case I'm going to make a special trip to the county jail." My brother just laughed and got out of the car, I got out with him. He placed my brother under arrest all the while he was laughing when getting the handcuffs put on. When walking back to the car the cop said (i don't remember the exact words but it was something like this):"I love teaching punks like you a lesson, your the reason I love my job so much." My brother instantly replies with: "I'm also the reason your wife left you." By that time I was on the side of the road barley able to stand I was laughing so hard. Ill never forget this day. So yeah, he got arrested that day for pretty much no reason too. IMO, my brother is cool as hell. I'm sure there are several people on these forums that would agree. But that majority will probably just talk trash because they don't like to read stories like this and realize how uneventful their lives are.

01-22-2009, 06:38 PM	#33 (permalink)
Chanur Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,355 -20 Internets	Yeah we all envy getting carted to jail for being fucking retarded. You got us.

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Dr. Funkenstein Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,170 -32 Internets	Being famous for doing stupid shit is cool. Those two famous guys from Columbine are soooooo fucking cool!

01-22-2009, 07:44 PM	#38 (permalink)
EmpireF4i Right as the mail Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,304 +3 Internets	Wow. I hope neither of you pass your genes on to anyone else. Thank kind of talk might have been funny back in 4th grade when you said it to one of your friends, but saying it to a cop is just retarded and not funny at all. I want to hear the story of what happens to him when hes in jail or prison and he tells someone that he fucked their mom.

01-22-2009, 07:58 PM	#40 (permalink)
Rhaze Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,003 -17 Internets	He will have a great career at your local burger king.