Who is our supreme leader?

[Tyen]

Vince from Shamwow or Lord Billy Mayes.

[Nevergone]

Bill based on tenure.

[homsar]

Vince, It's kind of hard to not love his nuts.

[EmpireF4i]

Fuck Billy Mays and his beard.

[Saidin]

ZOLTAN

[Black_Death]

Billy Mays wins for his ESPN commercials and live sideline reporting.

[Dantre]

The Black Hand

[Celebrindal]

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[OhSeven]

I think you are all forgetting our true supreme leader.

Edit: Fuck you Celebrindal.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE BOARD ROOM, THE TABLE HAVING BEEN SMASHED UNDER THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCALYPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT NOT ONLY TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HER COLLEAGUES, BUT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS ZIMMER. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSILE.

MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG CRYING ALOUD FOR MERCY, HER SUIT AS WELL AS MINE UTTERLY RUINED BY THE AFFAIR, AS WELL AS A DOZEN OTHERS STILL CLINGING TO THE SHAFT. i LET OUT A THUNDERING ROAR AND LET SPEW FORTH MY SEED WITH SUCH AWE-INSPIRING FORCE THAT THE LOAD SHATTERED THE SOUND BARRIER, VAPORIZING MY LUSTY ASSOCIATE, CRUSHING EVERYONE IN SIGHT AND SHATTERING EVERY WINDOW IN A 5-MILE RADIUS. IN THE AFTERMATH, STANDING NAKED AND COVERED IN CEMENT DUST, AND SMILING CONTENTLY AT THE DEMOLISHED, SEMEN-COVERED RUINS BEFORE ME, I SPOTTED A SMALL DOG, STUMBLING IN THE DEBRIS, ITS EARS BLEEDING AND GASPING FOR BREATH IN THE HUMID MUSK. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. WITH A LOUD THUD MY ELEPHANTINE MAN-HAMMER HAD CRUSHED THE ANIMAL LIKE A THICK, MEATY FLYSWATTER. I GUARANTEE IT.

[Penalty]

vince from shamwow is fucking retarded, the george zimmer shit was at least funny. but loling @ shamwow youtube videos and shit... wtf?

[Tortfeasor]

Originally Posted by Black_Death

Billy Mays wins for his ESPN commercials and live sideline reporting.

His ESPN ad is win.

[Soygen]

The Slap Chop commercial almost had me voting for Vince. He's pretty insane in that one. Then I watched the ESPN commercials. Billy the Beard is a force to be reckoned with.

[Wrathcaster]

I still say Vince wins because of the sheer gall and asshollery of his commercials. It's like he's making fun of you and selling you something at the same time.

[Tyen]

Originally Posted by Wrathcaster

I still say Vince wins because of the sheer gall and asshollery of his commercials. It's like he's making fun of you and selling you something at the same time.

^ This man understands it~

[Wrathcaster]

Also, let's not forget that he SUED the Church of Scientology for ruining his business. A guy who hocks vegetable slicers and gimmick towels in order to finance production of an extremely vulgar underground film which was marketed almost entirely through late-nite infomercials who also has the balls to take on the $cientofags gets a win in my book.

Vote right, vote smart. Vince would wreck Mays any day of the week.