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View Poll Results: Vince or Billy
Vince 111 32.46%
Billy Mayes 168 49.12%
Other (Also known as, your vote means jack and/or shit) 63 18.42%
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:07 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Vince, no contest.

-He brings the funny.
-He hates the Scientology.
-He can't do this forever.

I used to really enjoy the Billy Mayes infomercials, and I actually considered buying a few of his products like OxyClean and OrangeGlo, but Vince's delivery is impeccable; that strong-eye favoritism glance is signature. In addition, his personal history is heartwarming and worth far more than some "buy 1 get 1 free!" addendum. As a matter of fact, if Vince stated matter-of-factly "A portion of all profits will go towards demolishing the cult of Scientology" I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see a huge increase in sales.

I digress; Vince > Billy. Game over, man.

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Old 03-13-2009, 02:24 AM   #32 (permalink)
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What the fuck? No option for Aychamo? The hell are you thinking bro?
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:27 AM   #33 (permalink)
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And I, for one, welcome our new Vince overlord.

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Old 06-28-2009, 11:51 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2009, 05:33 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I'm still going to go with Billy. If L Ron Hubbard can get his own religion, then Billy Mays should have one too. If Vince shows the proper amount of respect, maybe he'll get to contribute.
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:01 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Mays.

Vince had a 2 bit hooker that went to the cops knowing she too might be arrested and STILL chose to turn him in, and he can't talk her into keeping her yap shut, how can his product backers trust him to sell a damn thing to anyone?
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:47 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Looks like Vince wins by default
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:00 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2009, 04:58 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Even in death, Mays beats Vince.
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:35 AM   #41 (permalink)
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