Originally Posted by EmpireF4i  This was brought up in another thread (that may be shawed soon), that we should start a rulebook. I thought I'd start the thread and see if we could come up with some "rules" for FOHSS. Its being posted in the SS forum because I didnt want it interfering with the other forums that it probably doesn't belong in like General or MMO, whatever.
Anyway, I'll start, but I'm starting with #3 because I think #1 and #2 should be important and we can decide what will be first later. Feel free too add to it or shoot down any "rules" you want added, or removed. That said...
#1 - If you've never played EQ.. never ever fucking post here.
1.b - Posting pics from your old school EQ raids is an automatic nostalgia +internets. +2 internets if you're using the original interface.
1.c - Furor sightings are fun
#2 - Tits or GTFO.
#3 - If any thread is started regarding a girl, pics shall be provided before any advice is given by the FOH members.
#6 - FoHSS-on-Tits-Pics are a get out of jail(ban) free card.
#7 - No thread in history has ever been as stupid as a single IBTR reply to that thread. It's the final nail in any rickshawed thread's coffin.
#8 - If you don't know who Kate is or what's wrong with her foot then GTFO.
#9 - Any newly created thread will have no fewer than 5 posts claiming that the thread is worthless and the post should have been placed in another completely unrelated thread. 3 of these 5 posts shall contain the acronym "IBTR."
#11 - That movie you're thinking of but can't quite place? It's The Abyss. No. I don't care if you don't think it is something else, it's the fucking Abyss. There were little aliens that were trying to teach us a lesson. It wasn't some magical movie that your subconscious made up by splicing together different movies. It was the fucking Abyss...special edition.
#12 - dishes are to be stacked neatly on the counter, not tossed into the sink to sit in tepid water overnight.
#14 - Any post in the FSR pictures thread not containing a photo will result in immediate negative internets.
#15 - If your girlfriend is deemed crazy, she is to be defiled in the worst ways imaginable, branded with FOHSS, pics taken of her to be posted on this site, and pushed out the door.
#16 -Sixteenth Chapel. Nuff said.
#17 - If a photo of a girl is posted and she is not a famous super model, we will all immediately break out a list of reasons whywe are too superior to sleep with said girl.
#18 - If she looks like she may not be 18, don't post nude pictures of her. Of course, if you you can get screen caps of a state issued identification over a grainy web cam it may be acceptable, or if you can convince her to make a account here and validate that she is in fact "legal."
#19 - If you aren't uncomfensized, you aren't cool.
#20 - It probably didn't deserve its own thread.
#21 - Too much brown.
#22 - Don't join Braen's guild.
#23 - If you do not already know, FOHSS will substitute any form education with abuse.
#24 - Kegkilla is the reason we can't have nice things.
#33 - No thread in history has ever been as stupid as a single IBTR reply to that thread. It's the final nail in any Rickshawed thread's coffin.
#34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
#35 - Refuting the fact that a Daddy Long Legs venom is the most poisonous in the world, but the spider's teeth aren't sharp enough to pierce the skin will result in a ban.
#36 - Avoid posting a thread about your virginity when you are the age 27 or greater it will be brought periodically for the rest of the time span you visit the site.
#37 - PICS - or it didn't happen. No matter how detailed of a description you give us, or how badly we want to believe you... the proof is in the pics.
#38 - It never leaves the FSR, and especially never enters the PGT
#40 - Never question Millies gender. Consider yourself warned.
#41 - Every post is a repost of a repost.
#42 - You have 14 Days. If after that time the Plane is not properly tuned, we delete your characters, and cancel all of your accounts.
#44 - No more maggot tit or tub girl, but goatse can still be a damn funny joke to make someone see.
#45 - You dont ask who has the highest dps.
#46 - You won't have sex with her because her knees are too pointy.
#47 - Little Mermaid avatars. Do it.
#48 - This isn't /b/.
#69 - lol 69
#71 - Never take decorating (or auto body work) advice from Tuco.
#76 - Should the poster ever lose an argument, start pointing out grammar mistakes.
#86 - Should you ever find yourself drunk feel free to create as many threads as possible. But be warned the black hand will strike you down.
#98 - Be warned, admitting that you would like to ass fucked by a woman will induce ridicule.
#99 - This Might Turn it around for Vanguard.
#100 - MORE OF DAT HO!
#100 - Nothing will turn it around for Vanguard, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
#754 - If your girlfriend is deemed crazy, she is to be defiled in the worst ways imaginable, branded with FOHSS, pics taken of her to be posted on this site, and pushed out the door.
#2,345 - This rule book should not have any discernable numerical order. |
11-27-2008, 03:13 PM
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