Your Top 3 Most Significant Moments of Fail - Page 21

Picasso · 01-13-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Wrathcaster

Had the whiskey dick problem for a bit a few years back. My solution: quit watching porn, quit beating off to porn on a regular basis... Quit beating off regularly period. If you can manage that without turning yourself into a minute man, or find a girl that will momentarily put up with minute man syndrome, I think it's a promising method. Worked for me.

Edit: Oh yeah, and try your hardest not to think about whiskey dick. Thinking about the possibility that it may happen made it almost guaranteed to happen for me

Whiskey dick rehab

Sign me up motherfucker!

brekk · 01-13-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mippo

What the fuck is whiskey dick?

erectile dysfunction denial

aychamo_aycono · 01-13-2009, 02:48 PM

Ronne · 01-13-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mippo

What the fuck is whiskey dick?

You need to drink more.

Blumpster · 01-13-2009, 04:45 PM

Stop smoking.

Tuco · 01-13-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by brekk

erectile dysfunction denial

no fail in this post!

Eomer · 01-13-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by brekk

erectile dysfunction denial

pfft, I personally look forward to exceptional profits from selling my Viagra script to friends!

Seriously though, I blame it on abnormally low blood pressure. Back me up here Aychamo.

Glaive · 01-13-2009, 06:58 PM

Not my most significant moments, per se, but some funny ones:

1) Back in '99-2000ish I got lost while driving at least twice because I looked up at the clouds and tried to use the old EQ "the clouds always travel East to West" rule.

2) I got home the other day and my girlfriend and dog were not here. I figured they were at the dog park down the street, so I decided to walk there and meet them. Halfway there I thought "Wait, what if I'm wrong and she took him on an errand or something? I'll have to walk all the way back." Without thinking I immediately thought, "Oh wait, it's cool, if she's not there I'll just hearthstone."

ToeMissile · 01-14-2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Glaive

1) Back in '99-2000ish I got lost while driving at least twice because I looked up at the clouds and tried to use the old EQ "the clouds always travel East to West" rule.

Most awesome thing I've read in a while

Chips · 01-14-2009, 12:34 AM

Think my most significant instances of fail all involve women.

1. I was about 16, new to the United States working at a shitty job fixing video game machines. I had a really strong accent and one of the girls that worked with me would always flirt with me. I'd give her piggy back rides and just generally be really cool with her. One day she asked me out and I said no. Some kid who was like 13 overheard the conversation and told me I was a dumbass because she was a good 9 on a 10 scale.

2. After getting dumped by a chick a few weeks before Valentines day I get a call from her on V-day asking me what I'm doing for lunch. I tell her nothing special and she says she wants to come hang out with me. We end up eating at Subway(my choice) and afterwards she asks me where the local walmart is. I give her directions and she goes off on her way. I get a call a couple hours later from my room mate saying that my old girlfriend is there and he let her in. I rush home to find that she got into my room, cleaned up the place and sprinkled flowers and candy all over the place.

Long story short we get back together for a year, she breaks the lease on our shared apartment and I end up taking her to court.

3. Today was the first day of my graduate degree at a new school. I walk into class about two minutes before the class starts so I can sit down next to a hot chick and get into a group with her. Right as I go to sit down the chair moves back and I flail about trying not to land on my ass. Apparently all the chairs at this school have wheels on the bottom of the legs and I bumped it back as I went to sit down.

I still end up in a 2 person group with her but now I look like a clumsy fuck

ToeMissile · 01-14-2009, 01:01 AM

Bah, just play it cool. Next time you're seated before her, as she goes to sit tell her to 'watch out, i've heard the chairs are tricky' or something

Arbitrary · 01-14-2009, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Chips

Long story short we get back together for a year, she breaks the lease on our shared apartment and I end up taking her to court.

I would like more story please.

Wrathcaster · 01-15-2009, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Blumpster

Stop smoking.

NT.. Uneashed...

Bertoxx...

Morsakin · 01-15-2009, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kegkilla

lol last saturday i got like 3 hours of sleep cause i was out partying and then during the afternoon this chick i've been hooking up with was supposed to come over. i decided it would be a good idea to take an adderall to give me some energy. well, apparently not. i couldn't keep my dick hard for the life of me. pretty embarassing.

Yep, adderall is definitely an enemy of boners. Not enough blood to go around once you're in that O_O state.

01-13-2009, 02:48 PM	#303 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono ... Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,332 -86 Internets	LOL __________________ Hope you have a great day!

01-13-2009, 06:58 PM	#308 (permalink)
Glaive DPS Paladin Lolz Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: texas Posts: 723 -22 Internets	Not my most significant moments, per se, but some funny ones: 1) Back in '99-2000ish I got lost while driving at least twice because I looked up at the clouds and tried to use the old EQ "the clouds always travel East to West" rule. 2) I got home the other day and my girlfriend and dog were not here. I figured they were at the dog park down the street, so I decided to walk there and meet them. Halfway there I thought "Wait, what if I'm wrong and she took him on an errand or something? I'll have to walk all the way back." Without thinking I immediately thought, "Oh wait, it's cool, if she's not there I'll just hearthstone." __________________ Note to MMO Devs: Paladins are not main healers.

01-14-2009, 12:34 AM	#310 (permalink)
Chips Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Joburg, RSA Posts: 1,099 -78 Internets	Think my most significant instances of fail all involve women. 1. I was about 16, new to the United States working at a shitty job fixing video game machines. I had a really strong accent and one of the girls that worked with me would always flirt with me. I'd give her piggy back rides and just generally be really cool with her. One day she asked me out and I said no. Some kid who was like 13 overheard the conversation and told me I was a dumbass because she was a good 9 on a 10 scale. 2. After getting dumped by a chick a few weeks before Valentines day I get a call from her on V-day asking me what I'm doing for lunch. I tell her nothing special and she says she wants to come hang out with me. We end up eating at Subway(my choice) and afterwards she asks me where the local walmart is. I give her directions and she goes off on her way. I get a call a couple hours later from my room mate saying that my old girlfriend is there and he let her in. I rush home to find that she got into my room, cleaned up the place and sprinkled flowers and candy all over the place. Long story short we get back together for a year, she breaks the lease on our shared apartment and I end up taking her to court. 3. Today was the first day of my graduate degree at a new school. I walk into class about two minutes before the class starts so I can sit down next to a hot chick and get into a group with her. Right as I go to sit down the chair moves back and I flail about trying not to land on my ass. Apparently all the chairs at this school have wheels on the bottom of the legs and I bumped it back as I went to sit down. I still end up in a 2 person group with her but now I look like a clumsy fuck __________________ “White folks was in caves while we was building empires ... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” -Rev. Al Sharpton

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ToeMissile more than a feelin' Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: not Vegas Posts: 1,520 -34 Internets	Bah, just play it cool. Next time you're seated before her, as she goes to sit tell her to 'watch out, i've heard the chairs are tricky' or something __________________ Robots?

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Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,308 +13 Internets	Stop smoking.