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Old 11-03-2008, 12:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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USA Sex Guide

Ever wonder how classy, athletic and slender those craigslist casual encounters personals were?

Unclear on the if you can really never get arrested for prostitution if you simply offer a ride, and then when in the car touched an exposed breast while allowing them to touch your exposed penis?

How much of a girlfriend experience does that girl who needs to pay her college dorm fees offer?

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Organized by reviews by city, state and topic, no longer will you ponder what goes on in that shady asian massage parlor 2 fucking blocks away from your house.

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"She is not like "retarded, retarded", more like low IQ, minimal attention spam. I am sure that most who see her would not think there was anything wrong with her except that she comes across like she is stoned and naive."
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Old 11-03-2008, 12:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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From their abbreviations setion...lol.
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Old 11-03-2008, 12:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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this is teh lols checking out near where I used to live...

No the motel attached to a strip bar/club is not a place for prostitues...psshaa lol
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Old 11-03-2008, 01:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Haha yeah, first thing I did was check to see if anyone if I went to school with anyone in the pictures

Street walkers are fucking gnarly looking.
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Old 11-03-2008, 04:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i had no idea the amount of planning and research necessary for this type of thing hahaha. the acronym page has like 200 phrases. my favorite from browsing seattle forums was

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Old 11-03-2008, 08:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol at the dudes talking about picking up hookers.

I hope they get busted~

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Old 11-03-2008, 09:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah Ive been robbed a few times from BSW's out on the U thats why i dont pick them up anymore. I only go for the WSW or the LSW. A few years back this bsw i picked up wanted .2 up front so i gave it too her. A few minutes later her pimp pulls up and parks in front of me. I guess he was following me because we had pulled into a secluded spot. I put my car in reverse and told her to give me back my money. I know it was only a jackson but i dont like getting ripped off. She didnt want to give me back the money so I pulled over and told her if she didnt give it back to me she would be sorry. She still didnt so i punched her in the face a few times. Some of these girls out here you have to watch for especially the BSW's on the U. They think their pimp is gonna be there for them always but thats not the case most of the time. By the way i ended up getting my money back but I hated to resort to violence but sometimes you have no choice with some of the girls. Just if they learned how to do business there wouldnt be any problem.
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Old 11-03-2008, 09:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Funny website, lots of time wasted looking at posts, streetwalkers sections the creepiest...and sometime funny. One guy refers to his car as the Mongermobile. Haha.

Appears to be a flame war going on between a hooker and some Johns. TGTBT!

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Please look at my posts in the international section as well. chukichz is different in this section. You will note I have mongered all over the world. Everything I have posted has been from personal experience, both in the US and other parts of the world. I am currently writing this from asia and I may or may not post what my experiences are from here. Perhaps later because I'm a bit busy seeing great babes here. Alex has pointed out Ally's own ad. Hey guys, she looks like she has been shot at and missed and shit at and hit. Her massage is even worse than her looks. She has bruises all over her body where guys have been touching her with 10 foot poles. Please, please, please go see her. Please go pay her $220 for a bad hand job and report back here. Please do not be a new member, please be a senior member so we can believe you. Ally, you need to get a senior member to be on your side. Ally, please give me $10,000 and I'll write a really good review for you.
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Jesus fucking CHRIST thats a fucked up site, hah! Any page that has a warranted need for a "tell us about the last time you had to put the smack down on a hooker that tried to rob you" forum base is all right with me!

If I was on a prostitution vice squad that site would be my home page.

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Old 11-04-2008, 01:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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And there's exactly zero people on this forum that would be surprised to see a pic of SDW pop up in more than a few posts in Johnspotting threads.
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Old 11-04-2008, 03:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hahaha. I love hobbyists. They're an unaffected fun-loving bunch.
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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People calling having sex with crackheads a hobby? lol


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I happen to know from my own personal "burning" experience last year that STD's are transmittalbe even from a BBBJ. Thankfully, my experience was a minor one that was cleared up with some antibiotics. However, I do believe that HIV could easily be transmitted through a BBBJ.

Let's say that the woman recently brushed her teeth, and ended up with bleeding gums. Or, she could have eaten and bit her tongue or the lining of her cheek. These circumstances could result in bloodborne diseases being transmitted during oral sex. She doesn't have to have something as obvious as cankers on her lips or mouth to be dangerous.

Or, who's to say that the guy she blew 15 minutes earlier didn't have an STD or HIV? There could still be traces of his leftovers in her mouth waiting for the next unsuspecting john. Just some food for thought.

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Old 11-04-2008, 04:43 AM   #14 (permalink)
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People calling having sex with crackheads a hobby? lol
Erm, what's the point at all? Yeah, screw the piss out of some streetwhore at $150/hr when you can get the same thing for the price of a drink in a dive bar?

I don't understand the mentality behind this business. I do, but I don't.

I spent a few hours looking at the posts, hourly rates, fees, donations and all the cool codes they use to cloak their bullshit.

Is picking up some tush so very hard for these guys that they have to camp Craigslist for some tang that they could easily score for $25 or $50 at their local dive bar on a Friday night?

Weird. Odd. Sad.
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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There has to be more going on for a lot of them than just the physical act of sex. Power/domination thing maybe. And I guess there are plenty of deformed or mongoloid looking dudes out there with jobs who can only get pussy this way. I don't know either, I can see if you were rich and could get some really high class hooker that was smoking hot, but I don't even know if that exists outside of the movies. Even then, though, if you were rich as shit why wouldn't you have hot bitches trying to fuck you anyway?

Regardless, fucking a streetwalker is like Russian roulette no exaggeration at all. Most of those girls are crackheads or junkies. Why anyone would get an unwrapped blow job, like that one post above, from someone who might be sharing needles as well as being a streetwalker is beyond me. Maybe in like Vegas and Reno you can find more professional stuff, but most places I've seen in the US that's hardly the case. Big cities have any better quality availability going on?

I've never done it and never considered it. I know lots of guys who have in the military and/or Mexico though. Sometimes you hear stuff like "I just had to try it once to say I've done it", but I don't get that personally. The closest I would maybe ever consider would be the happy ending massage parlor thing. Still, I have better shit to spend my money on, I'll just rub one out before dropping money on it.
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