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[dFiend]

Originally Posted by Jubee

It can't. I dated a girl that was afraid of semen to the point that she put a condom on me for a blowjob.

It was the worst sexual experience I've ever had. I had to fake an orgasm just to get her to stop with that travesty. She corrupted such a beautiful thing and I will hate her for the rest of my days because of that.

You should drink more pineapple juice.

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[Horse]

Originally Posted by Lenaldo

WTF... how can a blowjob with a condom be that enjoyable?

Probably because you have the illusion of safety that the dirty whore with black shards for teeth and bleeding gums won't be infecting you.

CBJ all the way, man....

[Zodiac]

rofls...

I was feeling kinda horny so I started calling the list of girls on the pagesback. One in particular caught my eye. It said something like $50 special. Full figured. So after calling about 4 or 5 numbers to no avail (except one who wanted $150 a pop), I called her. She said that there were 2 white girls and one black girl to chose from. When I got to their apartments (635 & Greenville) one of the white girls had left. I was feeling like some vanilla today and chose the white girl. Now fellows, she had on a dress that covered up the layers of fat

She had to weigh at least 300lbs. I was thinking to myself I have 3 options. I can ask to screw the black girl who was thick not fat, leave, or go ahead and hit it. I said phuck it, it aint the first time and it wont be the last time I phuck a fat Bia Bia. I figured $50 was not bad considering I didnt have to get a room. She gave a dam good CBJ. and then doggystyle. it took me a few seconds to find the hole, but once I found it I vowed not to come out until I was finished. While looking for the hole I almost lost my erection looking at all that lard.

i banged her tight snatch bust and left. I Want to go back and check out the black girl. She seems like she is bout it bout it. Plus I want to scope out the other white girl. if anyone want the digits hit me up on the PM. I didnt even bother taking any pics. i didnt want any physical evidence. Is self admission admissible in court? BTW I havent gone to Harlem Nights yet but I am itching to.

[Bizanich]

Delaware woot woot.

Originally Posted by The Site

Was driving through Dover on business, on Governors St, heading south towards Division, near Wesley College, when I saw a WSW sitting on a porch. I must have hodar because she gave me the "look."
A trip around the block to stash anything valuable in the trunk, and I picked up "Lisa", a 6 on the SW scale. ~30, 5'6", a little meat on her bones, freckles, grayish-black hair, messed up smile, but friendly and intelligent. A trip to the local church parking lot for a fast BBBJ with her on her knees for a jack.
I told her we would both burn for doing it in a church parking lot. She assured me that since it wasn't Sunday, we were okay.
Start to finish, 15 minutes. Life is good.

[Axire]

Originally Posted by aychamo_aycono

How do you convincingly fake having a load of sperm shoot out the end of your dick?

ASK LONI SHE KNOWS!

[TheRidic]

Arizona:

A very bad experience with 6=0=2=4=8=7=2=0=0 =6 LINDSAY - w4m
She is total crap. I called up & asked if this is ful service. She said yes & it is for 180 oc. I said I have 175 then she asked me that where I m I told her & she first said that she will take 200 for the place where I m & I said then leave it I m not intrested.

She called me in 5 min & said she is ready to come in 175 & she can come 30 min. I said ok.

She came to my place & she is not same as shown in pic but I thought lets go it then she started showing her attitide & dosent allow me to touch any where & said if I want all this she cost a million usd. I was pissed off & said why I have called you is to kiss etc & full service. She got up & went out of house & took my money.

Bad.

[Jubee]

Originally Posted by Warrian

No blowjob is worth the kind of humiliation you went through. What was her reasoning behind being scared of semen if it's not near her vagina?

She said she was molested as a kid but "blocked out who actually did it to her." Apparently it was traumatic enough to be deathly afraid of semen (including pre-cum) but not traumatic enough to avoid sucking my dick 3 days after I met her.

In other words, she was full of shit.

And for the other posters, I do drink a ton of pineapple juice. She never gave it a shot. Condom on the first time. Faked an orgasm and she didn't inspect the condom obviously. Apparently her boyfriends boosted her ego for some reason and she thought she was awesome at giving oral sex even though they had to go through the wrapped treatment themselves. It was hard not facepalming her as she went on about how great it must have felt.

[Hathe]

My god, you poor man. I will give you one sympathy internet.

[Dantre]

Originally Posted by Jubee

She said she was molested as a kid but "blocked out who actually did it to her." Apparently it was traumatic enough to be deathly afraid of semen (including pre-cum) but not traumatic enough to avoid sucking my dick 3 days after I met her.

In other words, she was full of shit.

And for the other posters, I do drink a ton of pineapple juice. She never gave it a shot. Condom on the first time. Faked an orgasm and she didn't inspect the condom obviously. Apparently her boyfriends boosted her ego for some reason and she thought she was awesome at giving oral sex even though they had to go through the wrapped treatment themselves. It was hard not facepalming her as she went on about how great it must have felt.

I can relate - my first "serious" girlfriend was a pseudo-lesbian (lost her "virginity" to another girl and lusted after women in movies, not men.) She'd put my cock in her mouth and begin gagging, spitting, and nearly throwing up when any pre-cum came out. I never got sucked by her for more than 1 minute.

She had penis issues - even started a group at our university about how lucky women are to have such beautiful vaginas compared to that vile disgusting penis.

I've had girls both before her and after her who've had no issues sucking me till I'm dry and drained. Some women just have issues with cock and semen and can't force it. I know after we split up she was hooking up with her female roommate for intimate needs.

/emo off.

[Lenaldo]

God the first girl that ever gave me a blowjob took it right in the mouth/face/hair... I really wanst sure what the "acceptable" finish was so i just didnt bother telling her I was gonna explode on her...

BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE.. she was amazing.. she would suck me off and drink every last drop.. hell when i fucked her she would finish me off inside her mouth..


I SHOULDA KEPT THAT GIRL...

[Ham n Cheese]

Don't really think BBBJ is a 4chan thing or something, because I would bet most smart whores only blow you with a condom, so it's more of a "I pay for sex thing". I didn't bang a whore in amsterdam when I was there, but I'm almost positive the one we priced only did condom blowjobs

[GrobbeeTrull2.0]

These sex terms have been around longer than the internet. 4chan didn't make that shit up.

[masteen]

Originally Posted by Ham n Cheese

Don't really think BBBJ is a 4chan thing or something, because I would bet most smart whores only blow you with a condom, so it's more of a "I pay for sex thing". I didn't bang a whore in amsterdam when I was there, but I'm almost positive the one we priced only did condom blowjobs

The whores I banged in De Wallen all used condoms. And were fucking amazing combos of good looking and willing to ride the cock. Most of the really fine girls I've been with here in the US are lazy in bed.

[Ham n Cheese]

Have to admit I went to the Houston section and didn't recognize half of the acronyms that were being tossed around. Can't imagine these guys talking about going down on hookers though

[dak]

Can't imagine these guys talking about going down on hookers though

Fucking yuck.