My first date with a widow; pretty m'eh.

EnigmaticParadigm · 10-05-2008, 03:01 PM

So, I was chillin' and my date showed up, wanting to gamble...

She was dressed to impress, but I knew I could school her at poker...

I decided to get her a drink, which she proceded to pound like a dehydrated camel...

I thought it was cool that she smoked, but she said she was "out," so I had to supply her...

Was a little annoyed...

She had a mean poker-face...

I knew she didn't have anything because she was starting to slur her words...lush...

She wanted to put money down, so I matched her bet...

Wat...

WAT?!...

Not long after that, she passed out

...

Now I'm out $20.00 AND a date...*sigh*...

I doubt we'll be seeing each other again.

Dro · 10-05-2008, 03:05 PM

What did you do with her after she passed out?

Malakriss · 10-05-2008, 03:14 PM

The OP initially failed, but since we will inevitably see shops of him sucking dick this thread may yet be saved.

dechire · 10-05-2008, 03:14 PM

bravo sir, bravo

Frawdo · 10-05-2008, 03:40 PM

You forgot the part where you had sex with the spider.

still though, ++ to you, this is what the board has been lacking lately

brekk · 10-05-2008, 03:43 PM

A+ would read again

Kaige · 10-05-2008, 03:43 PM

That spider was such a cocktease.

kegkilla · 10-05-2008, 03:53 PM

so did you guys set a webbing date?

James · 10-05-2008, 03:58 PM

I'm not going to lie, I jerked it.

Salshun · 10-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Buy it a Newcastle next time, that's how you got in my pants.

EnigmaticParadigm · 10-05-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salshun

Buy it a Newcastle next time, that's how you got in my pants.

You're a filthy liar.

Salshun · 10-05-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnigmaticParadigm

You're a filthy liar.

Fuck you then! I thought we had something!

Presarc · 10-05-2008, 06:11 PM

You look like that one quintessential Russian dude that's in all the movies with random_russian_dude in them. He was in Heroes for like 2 episodes, but I can't find him on IMDB.

Wrathcaster · 10-05-2008, 06:14 PM

MICHELLE?!

dy fey · 10-05-2008, 06:42 PM

10-05-2008, 03:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
EnigmaticParadigm Is Kermit gunna have to make a bitch go "GLARRRRGH?!" Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,493 +53 Internets	My first date with a widow; pretty m'eh. So, I was chillin' and my date showed up, wanting to gamble... She was dressed to impress, but I knew I could school her at poker... I decided to get her a drink, which she proceded to pound like a dehydrated camel... I thought it was cool that she smoked, but she said she was "out," so I had to supply her... Was a little annoyed... She had a mean poker-face... I knew she didn't have anything because she was starting to slur her words...lush... She wanted to put money down, so I matched her bet... Wat... WAT?!... Not long after that, she passed out ... Now I'm out $20.00 AND a date...sigh... I doubt we'll be seeing each other again. __________________

10-05-2008, 03:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
dechire /shrug Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 423 +0 Internets	bravo sir, bravo __________________ PVP is the reason we can't have nice things. `Vorph

10-05-2008, 03:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Frawdo Death By Sexy Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,688 -2 Internets	You forgot the part where you had sex with the spider. still though, ++ to you, this is what the board has been lacking lately __________________ It's okay. She can jump really high

10-05-2008, 03:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
brekk the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,563 -19 Internets	A+ would read again __________________ Brekk [We R Bessy] Zul'Jin Shadowpriest

10-05-2008, 03:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 937	That spider was such a cocktease. __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

10-05-2008, 03:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dro Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 55 -5 Internets	What did you do with her after she passed out?

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Malakriss Your lack of intelligence is an insult to humanity. Get a fucking clue Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,282	The OP initially failed, but since we will inevitably see shops of him sucking dick this thread may yet be saved.

10-05-2008, 03:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
kegkilla back in the limelight Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,948 -191 Internets	so did you guys set a webbing date?

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Salshun +Internets can now be exchanged for free original thought potions! Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,602	Buy it a Newcastle next time, that's how you got in my pants.

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Presarc Posts things on the Internet Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 914 -19 Internets	You look like that one quintessential Russian dude that's in all the movies with random_russian_dude in them. He was in Heroes for like 2 episodes, but I can't find him on IMDB.

10-05-2008, 06:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
dy fey coffee and cigarettes, zeppelin and tool. Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 284 +9 Internets	Attached Images

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