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Old 09-27-2008, 09:33 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Some of my clips I thought were semi-amusing.






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Old 09-27-2008, 09:57 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I don't understand guys?!?!?!?!?
Why is it that when a guy likes you and knows that you like him he will go and flirt with other girls right in front of you? Yes, I understand the word jealousy, but do they really think that will get the girl? And then when you decide to go flirt with another guy in front of him to get him back he gets really mad. I just don't understand. Can someone help?

Talking to other girls is called being friendly. Letting the football team run a train on you is not flirting. He is obviously mad because your a slut.
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LOL, you fuckers.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:37 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Anyone here from England?


What is the funnest thing to do with a helium balloon?

What are some REALLY INTENSE truth or dares to ask a friend if your playing over aim?
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:42 PM   #79 (permalink)
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This entire section is full of wonderful possibilities:

Women's Health


Am I really always wrong?
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Old 09-28-2008, 03:06 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Is it true that pineapple juice will make my vaginaa taste better? - Yahoo! Answers
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:30 AM   #81 (permalink)
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I think we need to collaborate more, make our answers similar and semi-believable so we can make people do some hilarious things.
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Old 09-28-2008, 10:48 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Helpp me!!!! what would be a catchy headlline article for a 16 year old buy stabbed to death?

I want my friend to do something she doesn't want to do. How?

Masturbation?healthy or not?

Is there any correct way to shave your penis?

Prickly Skin - Skin Problem!!!?

My son is 2 1/2 and has never experianced any kind of death and is ubsessed with killing/ dieing is this norm?
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:05 AM   #83 (permalink)
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I feel bad for that mother if she believes any of that...lol
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:14 AM   #84 (permalink)
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I feel bad for that mother if she believes any of that...lol
But she was asking advice on the internet, so this was going to happen, lol.
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:16 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Need some "expert backup" on this one guys
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:19 AM   #86 (permalink)
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What would you write if you had to write a letter to king george the third because i need alot of help on it ? - Yahoo! Answers
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:23 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Need some "expert backup" on this one guys
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:39 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Wish there was a good way to track the results of these answers... well played guys
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:44 AM   #89 (permalink)
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They've been deleting some of my best material.

My Persian Zimmer quote in case any of you missed it
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HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO PLOP MY GENEROUS ENDOWMENT INTO YOUR SAND BOX. WE Will MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC AS I CREST YOUR BOSOM WITH MY INHUMAN GIRTH. I WILL STRADDLE YOUR BABY MAKER WITH MY SANDPAPER COATED MOUTH INSTRUMENT. THEN I WILL PICK YOU UP WITH MY MASSIVE SHOULDER CANNONS AND TREAT YOU TO MY COLOSSAL SIZED SNICKER'S BAR, AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL WAGE WAR WITH MY GREAT SEA SERPENT UNTIL I CLIMAX AND BLOT OUT THE SUN WITH MY ARMY OF SPERM ARROWS, I GUARANTEE IT.


I did a Zimmer quote for the Princess Diana thread but by the time I'd finished I was so disgusted with myself that I couldn't post it, that and MI5 would probably have tracked me down a severed my testis.

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HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. PRINCESS DIANA WAS THE BEST DAMNED WHORE THE U.K EVER SAW. I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE AS ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS I'VE RUPTURED HER SPHINCTER WITH MY OVERFILLED NICKEL ROLL, IN FACT I'M STILL DOING IT, I DO IT ONCE EVERY WEEK, I JUST USE MY TRUSTY SHOVEL. IN FACT I THINK AFTER POSTING THIS I WILL GO AND DIG HER UP AGAIN AND THRUST MY PELVIC WONDER BEAST INTO HER FESTERING WHORE JOWL, WHEN I'M DONE I WILL LEAVE HER SOULLESS FLESH SACK TO THE QUEEN'S GUARD WHO WILL SPEND WEEKS SCRAPING MY MAN VOMIT OFF OFF OF HER MAGGOT RIDDEN CORPSE, I GUARANTEE IT.

I think I channeled another Zimmer with that one, pelvic wonder beast sounds familiar.


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dr. house-your freakin retarded. that had nothing to do with my question, and i'm a girl!

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edit: Incidentally LaughItOff's, the same effect can be produced from exhaustive scissoring, but I'm just a Doctor what do I know?
Some of these threads just don't have as much potential as others.
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:48 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Wish there was a good way to track the results of these answers... well played guys
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