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[Masakari]

lol

Originally Posted by TheRidic

You HAVE to post that PM! I bet it is filled with tons of weird ass shit.

Originally Posted by Masakari:

We should hook up
Show you a real power glove

-Dr. Arnold

Originally posted by Millie:

Scissor me timbers!

[Voyce]

Originally Posted by Millie

Haha, yeah. The guy was all, "Harnesses the power...? What does this mean?"

It's funny because Wikipedia people take Wikipedia soooo seriously. Also, any article that contains the line "harnesses the power of..." is inherently great.

In one fell swoop you've jumped the conversation and complimented cinnamilk, which has become the number one cop out for a lack of creative diagnosis. I don't even post in the threads that mention it anymore, cinnamilk has ruined my career as a fake M.D.

edit: And wow you could have at least made up extra stuff before posting it Masakari way to disappoint =/

edit: And worst of all I've been telling my coworkers and boss in real life about cinnamilk, so why don't you go die cinnamilk, you don't even recognize theatrics!

[Masakari]

Originally Posted by Voyce

In one fell swoop you've jumped the conversation and complimented cinnamilk, which has become the number one cop out for a lack of creative diagnosis. I don't even post in the threads that mention it anymore, cinnamilk has ruined my career as a fake M.D.

edit: And wow you could have at least made up extra stuff before posting it Masakari way to disappoint =/

lol I did make up extra stuff lol

[dFiend]

Originally Posted by Voyce

In one fell swoop you've jumped the conversation and complimented cinnamilk, which has become the number one cop out for a lack of creative diagnosis. I don't even post in the threads that mention it anymore, cinnamilk has ruined my career as a fake M.D.

edit: And wow you could have at least made up extra stuff before posting it Masakari way to disappoint =/

I think the point of us all suggesting Cinnamilk was to sit back and watch the responses or watch people actually try some of what we suggested. It's a meme that lasted less than a week? You must be way too cool for school.

[Millie]

Originally Posted by Voyce

In one fell swoop you've jumped the conversation and complimented cinnamilk, which has become the number one cop out for a lack of creative diagnosis. I don't even post in the threads that mention it anymore, cinnamilk has ruined my career as a fake M.D.

edit: And wow you could have at least made up extra stuff before posting it Masakari way to disappoint =/

He made up pretty much everything in that PM.

[Voyce]

Originally Posted by Millie

He made up pretty much everything in that PM.

Well that must mean the real stuff is gold!


I have such a phobia of torture. I can't sleep at night because of it. How do I solve this problem? - Yahoo! Answers
Oh I do hope I've redeemed myself in the eyes of the cinnamilk god~

[Masakari]

Lets just say Millie invited me out to California to her favorite Karaoke Bar so we can get up and sing while people take pictures of the back of our heads.

[Voyce]

Anyway
World of warcraft questions? - Yahoo! Answers

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I WILL PORK YOUR ELF'S BUTT MUFFINS WITH MY SHIMMERING BOW OF STAMINA. ONCE I SUMMON MY BRAUGHTWURST OF MIGHT, AND POP YOUR ELF'S CHERRY WITH MY CRIMSON MEAT-PACKER, I'LL DRAPE YOUR SODOMIZED PURPLE CARCASS OVER MY MAMMOTH SHOULDER PADS AND BRING YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE OF AZEROTH. AFTER SPENDING A ROMANTIC EVENING IN BARRENS CHAT, YOU'LL BE SLAPPING YOUR MANGINA TITTIES ACROSS MY TAUREN'S KODO BEAST. I WILL MOUNT YOU LIKE A THUNDER LIZARD, WHILE THE HORDE TAKES TURNS STEALING YOUR FLAG; YOU'LL BE SCREAMING LEROY JENKINS AS I SPAM YOU WITH MY MOON FIRE. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT I'LL BE A FIRST SERGEANT AND YOU'LL HAVE REROLLED HORDE, I GUARANTEE IT.

Source(s):
M.D.

[Zitar]

Originally Posted by Voyce

Well that must mean the real stuff is gold!


I have such a phobia of torture. I can't sleep at night because of it. How do I solve this problem? - Yahoo! Answers
Oh I do hope I've redeemed myself in the eyes of the cinnamilk god~

Reverend Hornwinkle strikes again.

[kegkilla]

fred borman is back

My fiance is away for work, hasn't called me and I just recieved a call from a woman. Advice? - Yahoo! Answers

[kegkilla]

i almost feel bad for this:

What do you do if you think your parents are getting a divorce? - Yahoo! Answers

[p0wl]

Originally Posted by kegkilla

i almost feel bad for this:

What do you do if you think your parents are getting a divorce? - Yahoo! Answers

Dear gracie rauwr,

Hello! Fred Borman here!

Thanks for posting. This is a very unfortunate problem that has unfortunately been happening in an unfortunately high percentages of marriages lately.

The first thing that you must know is that YOU, and ONLY YOU can save their marriage.

Consider it your responsibility to get in there and make things right again. Why is it your responsibility? Because in my experience 9 out of 10 times divorce is the fault of the children, and the other 1 out of 10 times it's because of drugs. Now, I'm sure everyone will tell you differently but they're lying to you just so you don't feel guilty, only Fred Borman has the guts to shoot straight with you.

You mentioned you weren't close with your parents, another sure sign that you are to blame for the fallout of your parents love. Perhaps instead of spending your afternoons getting high and doing inappropriate things you could be spending more time at home with mother doing something you both enjoy such as cooking and cleaning. Or maybe you could spend some time shooting hoops with your dad so he doesn't feel so guilty about raising a do nothing daughter that won't give him the time of day?

You now know that only you can repair the damage that you have already done. I wish your parents luck, they'll need it with a daughter like you.

Respectfully,

Fred Borman, Family Counselor

When I read it I lol'd so hard I had tears in my eyes.

[Hathe]

Oh man, I love the new Dr. Arnold avatar.

[Hathe]

Tears in my eyes.

I feel like I'm going to blow up!? - Yahoo! Answers

sadly, you have no choice but to leave. When mothers have over three children, they tend to develop a disorder that affects There judgment. the oldest child is always targeted. however be grateful, in Beijing, China, three of your siblings would already be dead. Good luck with the rest of your endeavors.

Hello how are you.

I am not familiar with this situation. In China, Beijing, no family has 5 female. You say is truth, 5 female can cause explosion. Because of reason, for safety of public for our citizens, it is national policy for family to not have 5 female.

Explosion is medical misfortune. In China, Beijing, no insurance company is covering explosion policy. For this reason also no family is having 5 female.

Please do not explode.

Source(s):
Visioneers Documentary

[Hunno]

Winnar! Parent Trap ftw

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