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View Poll Results: Palin VS Putin
Sarah Palin 58 15.63%
Vladimir Putin 313 84.37%
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sarah Palin VS Vladimir Putin

Who would be the first to kill the other.

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This is a one on one match.
Putin can not use his KGB agents and Palin can not use her vikings.
The fight would take place in a Forest.
No camping is allowed.
It is hot outside so palin has to wear a bikini.
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Putin wins by experience.
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Putin wins by experience.
Id wager in a forest setting, that Palin would be victorious.
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Putin is a blackbelt, but Palin knows her way around a shotgun.
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They can see each other from where they live. No such fight could exist due to prior relationship.
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If putin has time to prepare he wins, but in raw power palin is the victor...
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Palin would have to call on her moose to help her, but she'd be the definate victor.
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Palin's kid's names are a secret airstrike code (Track, Bristol, Piper, Trig and Foxtrot?)

Airstrike takes em both.
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If Putin can drop a Siberian Tiger, the world's largest cat, how does Palin stand a chance?
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If Putin can drop a Siberian Tiger, the world's largest cat, how does Palin stand a chance?
Because Palin is an even bigger pussy.
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If Putin can drop a Siberian Tiger, the world's largest cat, how does Palin stand a chance?
Palin kills bears and uses it as a blanket when she sleeps on the couch.

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Old 09-18-2008, 09:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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What happens in the forest, stays in the forest. 9 months later Calc would be born and the infant would bitch slap Palin to put her in her place.
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:46 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Whichever one has the shovel.
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I know this isn't supposed to be a serious thread, but does no one else find the possibility of Palin assuming the presidency and negotiating face to face with Putin over some future conflict absolutely fucking terrifying? I can only imagine the contempt Putin and the Russians in general would hold Palin with.

"Holy fuck, THIS is what they sent me? Didn't they learn from how I played that last moron like a fucking fiddle? And these guys are a superpower? Fuck it, let's invade a few former satellite states just for kicks, this shit is going to be fun."
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