Sarah Palin VS Vladmir Putin - Page 2

bmarcus · 09-18-2008, 10:06 AM

I am positive Putin has personally killed tens if not hundreds of people in his years in the Soviet military and KGB. I am equally positive Palin has never killed anyone.

Putin wins.

Rythonn · 09-18-2008, 10:21 AM

Palin wins because she uses her sex as a weapon and crushes putin with her thighs while her pussy devours his penis and soul!

brekk · 09-18-2008, 10:44 AM

dude people can call him VLAD for short. Motherfucking VLAD.

XadionDarkborn · 09-18-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by brekk

dude people can call him VLAD for short. Motherfucking VLAD.

Brekk does raise and intiresting point, but palin also /raises/ a few things herself...

Haradek Shadowstalker · 09-18-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Eomer

I know this isn't supposed to be a serious thread, but does no one else find the possibility of Palin assuming the presidency and negotiating face to face with Putin over some future conflict absolutely fucking terrifying? I can only imagine the contempt Putin and the Russians in general would hold Palin with.

"Holy fuck, THIS is what they sent me? Didn't they learn from how I played that last moron like a fucking fiddle? And these guys are a superpower? Fuck it, let's invade a few former satellite states just for kicks, this shit is going to be fun."

Does not bother me in any way. I think she would follow in the tradition of Margeret Thatcher

Fro · 09-18-2008, 01:21 PM

Putin hands down.

The fact he is from the 3rd world part of the earth probably means he grew up eating rocks and drinking his own piss...doesn't get much more hard core than that.

Eomer · 09-18-2008, 01:55 PM

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Does not bother me in any way. I think she would follow in the tradition of Margeret Thatcher

/facepalm

You're honestly comparing "pitbull with lipstick" hick hockey mom with Margaret Thatcher? Really?

Vim · 09-18-2008, 01:58 PM

I'd pay for that porn.

Malakriss · 09-18-2008, 02:00 PM

Both are used to cold environments, so they know exactly how to stay warm out in the wilderness.

Auryan · 09-18-2008, 02:02 PM

Look at Putin. His left hand is in his pocket! He's just chillin' and poppin' off a few rounds like it's routine!

TheMarauder · 09-18-2008, 02:22 PM

Putin, absolutely no question.

Ronne · 09-18-2008, 02:25 PM

I'm pretty sure Putin could solo our entire presidential cabinet.

woot! · 09-18-2008, 02:34 PM

Putin would make Palin's head explode just by staring at her.

Err0r · 09-18-2008, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Haradek Shadowstalker

Does not bother me in any way. I think she would follow in the tradition of Margeret Thatcher

Seriously.. What size bus did you go to school with?

Putin would win hands down. Sure Palin might know how to shoot a few animals, but Putin surely isn't a stranger to taking care of business when it has to be done.

Hunno · 09-18-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Auryan

Look at Putin. His left hand is in his pocket! He's just chillin' and poppin' off a few rounds like it's routine!

That is pretty tight, however...

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09-18-2008, 10:44 AM	#18 (permalink)
brekk the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,563 -19 Internets	dude people can call him VLAD for short. Motherfucking VLAD. __________________ Brekk [We R Bessy] Zul'Jin Shadowpriest

09-18-2008, 02:02 PM	#25 (permalink)
Auryan Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 78 -6 Internets	Look at Putin. His left hand is in his pocket! He's just chillin' and poppin' off a few rounds like it's routine! Attached Images

09-18-2008, 02:25 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ronne King for a night Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,346 -1 Internets	I'm pretty sure Putin could solo our entire presidential cabinet. __________________

09-18-2008, 02:34 PM	#28 (permalink)
woot! Jesus with laser Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 544 +8 Internets	Putin would make Palin's head explode just by staring at her. Attached Images __________________ Praise Xenu

09-18-2008, 10:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
bmarcus Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 68 +1 Internets	I am positive Putin has personally killed tens if not hundreds of people in his years in the Soviet military and KGB. I am equally positive Palin has never killed anyone. Putin wins.

09-18-2008, 10:21 AM	#17 (permalink)
Rythonn Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,846	Palin wins because she uses her sex as a weapon and crushes putin with her thighs while her pussy devours his penis and soul!

09-18-2008, 01:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
Fro Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 16 -4 Internets	Putin hands down. The fact he is from the 3rd world part of the earth probably means he grew up eating rocks and drinking his own piss...doesn't get much more hard core than that.

09-18-2008, 01:58 PM	#23 (permalink)
Vim ^ Thee Duke Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 326	I'd pay for that porn.

09-18-2008, 02:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
Malakriss Your lack of intelligence is an insult to humanity. Get a fucking clue Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,282	Both are used to cold environments, so they know exactly how to stay warm out in the wilderness.

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