Plants / Animals you just don't fuck with

[Lewstelamon]

Originally Posted by Gnomedolf

I've seen people keep skunks for pets. They have the glands removed that shoot the stinky stuff. Someone had one at a pet show while I was at the mall one day. It's name: Oreo.

Skunks really aren't that bad. Sure they smell when they spray, but they don't really do it that much.. i've been camping quite a bit, and at night they run all over the place, getting into garbage, leftovers, whatever, and if you get up and actually go to the bathroom(if you are a girl, otherwise yay for peeing on a tree) you see them all over the place, but they don't care about you at all unless you provoke them(in which case you're a retard).

Couple meanies.. hammerheads and bullsharks. I like sharks, I grew up reading books, watching shark week every year(and recording them to watch them later) but these guys are just bastards.

Hammerhead and bull, hammerheads are more open water so not so much of a concern(usually) but bullsharks.. they used to swim up the Mississippi river when they didn't have dams, and eat people in fresh water

[Schatze]

When I go out for a smoke I always see skunks just chilling. In the smoking pits beside the waste sheds I'll often have a skunk crawl out and just sort of chill 3-4 feet away from me. There are a ton of them on campus. Only time anyone ever gets sprayed is when a skunk is in a garbage can and some dumbass first year kicks it. Happens at least once a year. They're actually pretty chill. Saw a skunk that was white with a black stripe in costa rica, too.

My nomination of animal not to fuck with, the candiru. It'll swim up >orifice of your choice including urethra< where it will get lodged due to backwards pointing spines and can only be removed surgically.

[Phoenix]

Although not particularly deadly or dangerous, the fact that this motherfucker crawled out from behind my laptop while I was watching a movie to say hi was more than enough to piss me off.

Its ok though, we taught him a lesson in the ring of fire.

[Lewstelamon]

How does it swim up a urethra when it is the size of the average penis?(assuming thats 6", I don't really know)

[Morbeas]

Originally Posted by Lewstelamon

How does it swim up a urethra when it is the size of the average penis?(assuming thats 6", I don't really know)

[Ibliss]

When I was around 12 or 13, I worked for a resort doing bullshit jobs for free so I could use their facilities. The manager told me to go behind a unit and burn a pile of brush he had left there. He didnt tell me there was fresh poison ivy in the brush. I lit the brush, stood around and made sure it got burning properly, the whole time smoke is going over me. The next day, I cant breathe. My insides itch and I have a rash all over my mouth and inside my mouth and nose. I got fucking poison ivy in my mouth, nose and throat from the smoke. Spent a day in the hospital and was on steroids. I was wanting to fucking die.

[Elurin]

While it's not as crazy as some of the stuff posted, stinging nettles are fucking assholes. They're nicknamed "devil-weed." It looks completely harmless, but as soon as your skin makes contact it burns like a motherfucker. If anyone has ever had fiber strands get stuck in their skin, imagine an assload all at once, but with an extra burn.

[Taloo]

Pussy I had those and little cactus in my yard as a kid and I walked around barefoot all the time. It's not bad at all. Mostly just itches.

[Snugglebear]

Originally Posted by Morbeas

Fuck you dude. Just fuck you.

[Zest]

Never pee underwater. Even leeches can swim against the current.

[Dinthug]

Originally Posted by Morbeas

just bit off all my nails and vomited allover my keyboard, thanks

[Lewstelamon]

I think I'm going to wear condoms while swimming. Like 4 at once. 6 inches long and half an inch around? what the fuck =\

[The Ancient]

I think I'm gonna let some of those loose in the public pool for all you pool-pissing motherfuckers.

[001001102]

Originally Posted by Phoenix

Although not particularly deadly or dangerous, the fact that this motherfucker crawled out from behind my laptop while I was watching a movie to say hi was more than enough to piss me off.

Its ok though, we taught him a lesson in the ring of fire.

Is that your dad? If so, he looks like a bad motherfucker.