Plants / Animals you just don't fuck with

[Needless]

This threat further motivates me to completely hate the outside world!

[Mcpickle Deluxe]

Are you guys forgetting something?




Thank god their fangs can't pierce ..... the skin.....

[Morbeas]

I'm not sure about that one but this spider will not only pierce your skin but it will also kill you. As a matter of fact, they are responsible for the most human fatalities among spiders.

Brazilian wandering spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[CabbitCabbit]

[Crushinator]

estimated 3 million deaths per year, comes out to 8219 and change every day dying from these annoying pieces of shit

[Grave]

Originally Posted by Morbeas

I mean 150 to 200 people a DAY? Are you sure about that statistic Grave?

Well, no more sure than anything else I've read on the interwebz I guess. But that's what it said.

[Troll]

Originally Posted by Mcpickle Deluxe

Are you guys forgetting something?




Thank god their fangs can't pierce ..... the skin.....

No.

[Kiroy]

Originally Posted by Celebrindal

I posted this a while ago in the Video Thread, but you get the idea.

So badass - my new favorite animal.

If I was ever mega rich my mansion would be guarded by a pack of these.

[Sharmai]

Originally Posted by Celebrindal

I posted this a while ago in the Video Thread, but you get the idea.

Wait wait wait, hold the fuck up. Did I just hear this right? Did this BADGER just take a meal FROM A SNAKE THAT WAS EATING IT. Then sit right down IN FRONT OF THE SNAKE and eat his meal. Then when he was done HE ATE THE FUCKING SNAKE.

And because this fucking badger isn't badass enough he also took a bite from the snake and passed out while halfway eating it. THEN WOKE UP AND ATE THE REST.

Can we just rename the species Chuck Norris Sons and be done with it?

Oh and he attacked an AFRICAN BEE COLONY to eat the fucking bee eggs. not the bee honey and not the bees. The fucking bee eggs of AFRICAN KILLER BEES. Fuck

[Horse]

The hippopotamus is the deadliest animal besides the mosquito, which doesn't really count because the mosquito is a disease carrier while the hippo tramples your ass and capsizes your boat.

"The Discovery Channel recently broadcast footage of a hippo eating a wildebeest. The hippo first pushed two crocodiles out of its way with its gigantic snout to get to the wildebeest; the crocodiles put up no resistance at all."

"To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area.[44] Hippos also urinate backwards (are retromingent), likely for the same reason."

[XadionDarkborn]

Originally Posted by Sharmai

Wait wait wait, hold the fuck up. Did I just hear this right? Did this BADGER just take a meal FROM A SNAKE THAT WAS EATING IT. Then sit right down IN FRONT OF THE SNAKE and eat his meal. Then when he was done HE ATE THE FUCKING SNAKE.

And because this fucking badger isn't badass enough he also took a bite from the snake and passed out while halfway eating it. THEN WOKE UP AND ATE THE REST.

Can we just rename the species Chuck Norris Sons and be done with it?

Oh and he attacked an AFRICAN BEE COLONY to eat the fucking bee eggs. not the bee honey and not the bees. The fucking bee eggs of AFRICAN KILLER BEES. Fuck

FUCK NEXT EQ XPAC IS EverQuest:RiseoftheHONEYBADGERS

FFUUUCCCKK

[Morbeas]

Hehe, yeah honey badgers and wolverines are most definitely in the "animals not to be fucked with" category. I have read stories about them taking a bear's meal away from it.

[Erronius]

Originally Posted by Grave

Anyway, I'll throw in Fire Ants. They are responsible for 150-200 deaths a day, and are known to even crawl inside the mouth as they swarm. Blech.

That has to be one of the most retarded claims I've heard in a long, long time.

First I'm fairly certain that deaths from fire ants is due to anaphylactic shock, and not them literally eating anyone. Maybe has happened, but Jesus, it isn't a bad hollywood movie.

Red Imported Fire Ant

At least 80 deaths have occurred from fire ant stings incurred outdoors; three deaths have been reported from indoor fire ant attacks.

Fire Ants - 5 million stung each year

Fire Ant Stings - At least 5 million Americans are stung every year!

Individuals exhibiting such reactions to fire ant stings should see a physician immediately. About 1 dozen Americans die of their wounds each year!

So what, out of ~5 million people who get stung a year in the US alone, app 12 people die...do you know how small of a percent that is?

Some basic math, correct me if I'm wrong:

Lets say 150 people die each day worldwide, the lower end of your claim. Using the same % of bites to deaths above (12 - 5m), then each day there would have to be 62,500,000 people bitten each day to come up with 150 deaths. For a year, 365 days, that balloons up to the staggering number of 22,812,500,000 bites each year, 54,750 deaths each year. Sooo....if we have an average of 12 people a year dead in the US, the rest of the world would have to account for the other 54,738 deaths.

I'm thinking...no.

[Grave]

Like I said, man, it's the internet. Who knows. It's not like I'm claiming this is absolute fact, it's just some shit I read.

The fact remains I don't want them swarming on me.

[Morbeas]

Originally Posted by Horse

The hippopotamus is the deadliest animal besides the mosquito, which doesn't really count because the mosquito is a disease carrier while the hippo tramples your ass and capsizes your boat.

"The Discovery Channel recently broadcast footage of a hippo eating a wildebeest. The hippo first pushed two crocodiles out of its way with its gigantic snout to get to the wildebeest; the crocodiles put up no resistance at all."

"To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area.[44] Hippos also urinate backwards (are retromingent), likely for the same reason."

Yeah and apparently the same claim (deadliest creature in Africa) is also made of the Cape Buffalo.

African Buffalo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia