Looking for an article..

Spawn · 09-04-2008, 01:33 PM

Its been awhile back, but there was an article / blog, that was about a guy going off against a fellow co-worker in the bathroom. The writer was obviously very creative in descriptions and its funny as hell.

I can't find for the life of me this article. Anyone happen to remember what I'm talking about?

It was about 2 guys going in a silent war in the bathroom after lunch. Basically shit wars or something. Its hard to describe as its been awhile. A co-worker of mine was talking about something along these lines and I remembered reading it. I'm still trying to find it on google, but no luck.

Thanks in advance if not oh well. Was worth a shot.

aychamo_aycono · 09-04-2008, 01:41 PM

(The Abyss) movie poster

Hathe · 09-04-2008, 02:56 PM

best of craigslist : True Story: Battle Asses.

Spawn · 09-04-2008, 03:15 PM

You sir are the man. Thanks!

gn0me · 09-04-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hathe

best of craigslist : True Story: Battle Asses.

Rofl, that is fucking great.

sw33t_angel · 09-04-2008, 06:24 PM

It is scary to think that this might indeed be a true account, cause who could make up a story like that? =P

Fro · 09-05-2008, 12:39 PM

Pretty damn funny....I still think this is the best "ass" story out there.

best of craigslist : WARNING!!!

Celebrindal · 09-05-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hathe

best of craigslist : True Story: Battle Asses.

I read this in a Hospital cafeteria last night and I was rolling. My fits of laughter was partially dampened by trying to suffocate myself with my head down between my arms on a table.

zaph0dd · 09-05-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fro

Pretty damn funny....I still think this is the best "ass" story out there.

best of craigslist : WARNING!!!

There was another funny ass story I read a while ago (almost certinally linked on FoH SS) which beats this, which went along the lines of some guy having a dump in a cubicle while a idiot next to him was on his mobile, of course, the dumper did all he could to make the phone guys life enjoyable.

stehle · 09-06-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Fro

Pretty damn funny....I still think this is the best "ass" story out there.

best of craigslist : WARNING!!!

Quote:

...result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

That colorful simile cracked me up. Now I have to wipe the water off of my LCD screen...

Runnen · 09-06-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by zaph0dd

There was another funny ass story I read a while ago (almost certinally linked on FoH SS) which beats this, which went along the lines of some guy having a dump in a cubicle while a idiot next to him was on his mobile, of course, the dumper did all he could to make the phone guys life enjoyable.

best of craigslist : The guy who ruined my morning deuce

zaph0dd · 09-06-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Runnen

best of craigslist : The guy who ruined my morning deuce

No, this wasnt it, simular (how many shitting stories on the web are there, unpossibley many I'ld wager) but longer and indeed more graphic.

09-04-2008, 01:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spawn . Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 285 +2 Internets	Looking for an article.. Its been awhile back, but there was an article / blog, that was about a guy going off against a fellow co-worker in the bathroom. The writer was obviously very creative in descriptions and its funny as hell. I can't find for the life of me this article. Anyone happen to remember what I'm talking about? It was about 2 guys going in a silent war in the bathroom after lunch. Basically shit wars or something. Its hard to describe as its been awhile. A co-worker of mine was talking about something along these lines and I remembered reading it. I'm still trying to find it on google, but no luck. Thanks in advance if not oh well. Was worth a shot.

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Spawn . Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 285 +2 Internets	You sir are the man. Thanks!

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Fro Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 24 -5 Internets	Pretty damn funny....I still think this is the best "ass" story out there. best of craigslist : WARNING!!!