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Old 09-04-2008, 01:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Looking for an article..
Its been awhile back, but there was an article / blog, that was about a guy going off against a fellow co-worker in the bathroom. The writer was obviously very creative in descriptions and its funny as hell.

I can't find for the life of me this article. Anyone happen to remember what I'm talking about?

It was about 2 guys going in a silent war in the bathroom after lunch. Basically shit wars or something. Its hard to describe as its been awhile. A co-worker of mine was talking about something along these lines and I remembered reading it. I'm still trying to find it on google, but no luck.

Thanks in advance if not oh well. Was worth a shot.
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Old 09-04-2008, 01:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2008, 02:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2008, 03:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You sir are the man. Thanks!
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Rofl, that is fucking great.
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It is scary to think that this might indeed be a true account, cause who could make up a story like that? =P
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Pretty damn funny....I still think this is the best "ass" story out there.

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Old 09-05-2008, 12:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I read this in a Hospital cafeteria last night and I was rolling. My fits of laughter was partially dampened by trying to suffocate myself with my head down between my arms on a table.
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Old 09-05-2008, 04:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Pretty damn funny....I still think this is the best "ass" story out there.

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There was another funny ass story I read a while ago (almost certinally linked on FoH SS) which beats this, which went along the lines of some guy having a dump in a cubicle while a idiot next to him was on his mobile, of course, the dumper did all he could to make the phone guys life enjoyable.
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Pretty damn funny....I still think this is the best "ass" story out there.

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...result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
That colorful simile cracked me up. Now I have to wipe the water off of my LCD screen...
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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There was another funny ass story I read a while ago (almost certinally linked on FoH SS) which beats this, which went along the lines of some guy having a dump in a cubicle while a idiot next to him was on his mobile, of course, the dumper did all he could to make the phone guys life enjoyable.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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No, this wasnt it, simular (how many shitting stories on the web are there, unpossibley many I'ld wager) but longer and indeed more graphic.
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