The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

[Jerkinder]

Originally Posted by Tyen

Genious

The irony is killing me.

[aychamo_aycono]

Originally Posted by Jerkinder

The irony is killing me.

I'm pretty sure he meant it as a joke! Tyen's a smart cookie.

[aychamo_aycono]

I got a quick question for you guys. I recently found a very old (really my 1st) girlfriend, from like 7th grade on myspace. I emailed her and she responded. I wonder if I should talk to her like a normal boring person, or try to sarge her.

[aychamo_aycono]

Too late!

[Drade]

Damn that shit works.


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From: me
Only when I'm being serious and expecting the same mentality from the other party I'm engaged in conversation with. This is not one of those cases.

Oh and I have syphilis, I'm uncircumsized, and I have a 3 inch wang.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Dec 2, 2008 11:29 AM


haha, damn, you really dont scare do ya?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Dec 2, 2008 11:27 AM


Thats cool, only body hair I shave is my chin and ankles.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Dec 2, 2008 11:26 AM


well, i dont believe in shaving any body hair, but i keep it pretty clean

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Dec 2, 2008 11:25 AM


I don't scare easy. If you wanted to scare me, tell me you wanna have 20 kids with me but your religion forbids washing the private areas, so I better get used to the smell.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Dec 2, 2008 10:32 AM


haha... that was supposed to scare you.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Dec 2, 2008 10:28 AM


Oh hell yeah. I'm there. Only 20 kids? We get more government assistance with 24. They love that show, so you get a bonus. Can we name one gargamel? I love that guy.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Dec 2, 2008 9:01 AM



tourettes? you're right. we shouldnt have gotten divorced. lets go get remarried today. and after that we can start workin on the babies. i want atleast 20

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Dec 2, 2008 8:57 AM


I'm really not quite sure, to be honest. In-laws maybe? And I think my tourettes got on your nerves, but overall it was a very good relationship. Maybe we should have stuck it out.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Dec 2, 2008 7:45 AM


so why did we get divorced. it had to have been something you did because i dont cheat and ive never met a man crazy enough to leave me then again i couldnt have asked for the divorce either because i dont believe in them

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Dec 2, 2008 12:29 PM

Well we were both pretty drunk when we signed it. And when we said our vows. And also when we bought the rings out of the machine at the front of wal-mart, too. But hey it was great while it lasted.

Sincerely,

Your ex-hubby

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Dec 2, 2008 1:03 AM


haha. damn how long have i been drunk? cuz i know i would have never given away my money in a prenup.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Dec 2, 2008 5:16 AM

After a rigorous perusal of your profile, I wanted to let you know I've already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories, you will always have a special place in my heart.

Sincerely, your ex-hubby.

PS: I am going to need half of your money according to our pre-nup .

Love,
Your ex-hubby

[brekk]

Originally Posted by Drade

Damn that shit works.

Holy shit dude. It worked, but i really don't think thats the direction you want that discussion to go.

[aychamo_aycono]

Is that a real conversations? That's fucking odd dude!

I would say something like "Hey, you sound like you might actually be fun to hang out with in "real life". Shoot me your # and next time I'm doing something totally awesome I'll give you a call and we can kick it."

I shot myself in my virtual foot a couple of days ago. I added one girl and gamed her with that line, she fell for it, and it turns out her friend is a nursing student who was doing some clinical rotations at the hospital I work at, and her friend is *hot* and had apparently told her about me a while back, that she thought I was nice looking or whatever. So I'm stuck with the girl who is cute too, but not as hot as the friend! Ah!

Which brings me to this: Girls - why don't you approach guys if you find them attractive? Boy that would make shit so much easier. haha

Edit: Curious how many of you guys are getting phone #s and dates out of this. I've gotten a handful of numbers, and only met up with a couple of the girls so far. They all say the same thing "I never respond to messages on myspace, but your divorce thing was so funny/creepy/different."

[Drade]

It got her attention and I had fun, thats really all I was after.

[The Ancient]

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

That's your consolation prize. What you were really after was a girl who wanted nothing but to fuck your brains out every day for the rest of your life.

[brekk]

Originally Posted by aychamo_aycono

They all say the same thing "I never respond to messages on myspace, but your divorce thing was so funny/creepy/different."

That's to make you feel special instead of saying your one of the 20 new messages she reponded to today because shes an e-whore.

[Soundwave]

I am just waiting for a couple of us to send the same scripted message to the same girl and see the reaction.

[Tarrant220]

So I talked to my ex today, the one I first posted about when this thread was actually about the topic that its named for. Over the last few months I've become best friends with my ex's childhood friend and that persons boyfriend.

She told me she was sorry that she knew about all the stuff that had been going on and didn't tell me. I told her it was alright, had she said this 8 months ago I would have told her to fuck off but what;'s done is done and it's alright.

Well my ex is pissed because she told this girl everything about her affair she was having on me. Come to find out the bitch was sleeping around on my within a month of us getting married. So today I asked her about it.

Over the last month or so my ex has been very unhappy with the guy she left me for, I guess he's a bed wetter (epic lol), he's looking for a job (he's lost 7 in the last year) and he's a lazy ass around the house. She's been semi hinting that she gave up on us to soon and she loves and cares about me.

So today after spending the weekend with her best friend I bring up the fact of I know she cheated on me much before the time she said she did and asked when she was going to admit it She was shocked and pissed all at once and said she wouldn't admit anything. I told her she didn't want to admit it to herself that she fucked up, not to me about the cheating and she got very quiet to which I then told her I can't even imagine us being friends after that even for the kids's sake and that as far as I was concerned she was nothing to me anymore, and honestly for the first time in 12 months, I can say she honestly isn't.

It was very refreshing to finally be free of the shit I've been carrying around with me the last 12 months. I never wish bad things upon anyone, and I don't with her, but I hope as times goes on it really sinks into her head more and more how much she fucked up.

I feel almost reborn and damn it, it's awesome.

[aychamo_aycono]

Good man! Just keep staying strong like that! Don't let her weasel her way back into your life! Nice man!

[EmpireF4i]

Originally Posted by Tarrant220

So I talked to my ex today, the one I first posted about when this thread was actually about the topic that its named for. Over the last few months I've become best friends with my ex's childhood friend and that persons boyfriend.

She told me she was sorry that she knew about all the stuff that had been going on and didn't tell me. I told her it was alright, had she said this 8 months ago I would have told her to fuck off but what;'s done is done and it's alright.

Well my ex is pissed because she told this girl everything about her affair she was having on me. Come to find out the bitch was sleeping around on my within a month of us getting married. So today I asked her about it.

Over the last month or so my ex has been very unhappy with the guy she left me for, I guess he's a bed wetter (epic lol), he's looking for a job (he's lost 7 in the last year) and he's a lazy ass around the house. She's been semi hinting that she gave up on us to soon and she loves and cares about me.

So today after spending the weekend with her best friend I bring up the fact of I know she cheated on me much before the time she said she did and asked when she was going to admit it She was shocked and pissed all at once and said she wouldn't admit anything. I told her she didn't want to admit it to herself that she fucked up, not to me about the cheating and she got very quiet to which I then told her I can't even imagine us being friends after that even for the kids's sake and that as far as I was concerned she was nothing to me anymore, and honestly for the first time in 12 months, I can say she honestly isn't.

It was very refreshing to finally be free of the shit I've been carrying around with me the last 12 months. I never wish bad things upon anyone, and I don't with her, but I hope as times goes on it really sinks into her head more and more how much she fucked up.

I feel almost reborn and damn it, it's awesome.

Take naked pics of her and post them here too.

Im in the same situation with my ex. I still talk to her and she knows she fucked up, but I already told her I would never trust her enough to dater her seriously again, but she still calls. The sad thing is that I still have feelings for her, but I wont let myself get involved with her again because I know the same thing would happen as before.

[Tarrant220]

Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

Take naked pics of her and post them here too.

Im in the same situation with my ex. I still talk to her and she knows she fucked up, but I already told her I would never trust her enough to dater her seriously again, but she still calls. The sad thing is that I still have feelings for her, but I wont let myself get involved with her again because I know the same thing would happen as before.

You don't want to see naked pics of her.

And as for the last part of your post, I totally get how ya feel.