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Old 11-29-2008, 06:37 PM   #796 (permalink)
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/sniffle. I'm not dumb /cry. But seriously. I'm just older and have never heard that expression. Anyone care to inform me? If I had guess id say she wants to do things my date wouldn't like seeing.
Put her in the box, and then the whole fleshlight.
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:24 PM   #797 (permalink)
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Put her in the box, and then the whole fleshlight.
Do it accidentally though.
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:28 PM   #798 (permalink)
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Put her in the box, and then the whole fleshlight.
What's the whole deal with fleshlights? They seem disgusting as hell. Do people even clean them? My guess is... (people who buy it) no.
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:42 PM   #799 (permalink)
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What's the whole deal with fleshlights? They seem disgusting as hell. Do people even clean them? My guess is... (people who buy it) no.
They are actually sorta cool. I got one. And yes, I the whole fleshlight.
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:47 PM   #800 (permalink)
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Accidentally?
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:48 PM   #801 (permalink)
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They are actually sorta cool. I got one. And yes, I the whole fleshlight.
Haha you're nasty bro!!! Put the fleshlight in your gf's ass then fuck it!
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:55 PM   #802 (permalink)
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Haha you're nasty bro!!! Put the fleshlight in your gf's ass then fuck it!
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:58 PM   #803 (permalink)
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Also buy your GF a strap on to fuck it. Then it'll be lol and it will also turn you on zeste. You know you'll like it.
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Old 11-29-2008, 10:13 PM   #804 (permalink)
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Also buy your GF a strap on to fuck it. Then it'll be lol and it will also turn you on zeste. You know you'll like it.
Haha, what if you walked in and your gf is fucking a fleshlight in her ass with a dildo. Probably whats left of my brain would implode!
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Old 11-29-2008, 10:29 PM   #805 (permalink)
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When you give yourself a mind-shattering orgasm in the comfort of your own Fleshlight, maybe you'll change your tune.
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:53 PM   #806 (permalink)
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Still kinda curious if it means what I think it does.
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:54 PM   #807 (permalink)
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Still kinda curious if it means what I think it does.
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Old 11-30-2008, 10:21 AM   #808 (permalink)
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Some of these girls amaze me they can even setup a myspace page. I don't even know how to respond. I think I'll imitate her capital text shit and see how that goes lol.


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YOU ARE TOO CUTE!CLOTHES DONT MEAN A THING TO ME BUT WOULD YOU BE MAD IF I CHANGED MY MIND??IM SOO HAVIND SECOND THOUGHTS....SILLY BOY!!LOL. BY THE WAY YOU MUST NOT REMEMBER ME TOO WELL,IM A LOUSY COOK!BUT, I SEE YOU GOT ALL THAT UNDER CONTROL?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [Me]
Date: Nov 30, 2008 8:42 AM



Haha! You've already forgotten me? I guess the marriage was just too brief huh? What am I supposed to do with all of your clothes? And this closetful of shoes? Oh, the conversations were so great, your cooking superb, but the sex was only mediocre!

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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: kacey
Date: Nov 30, 2008 8:22 AM


you are crazy!who are you??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [Me]
Date: Nov 29, 2008 5:01 PM


After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby,

[me]

PS I am going to need half your money according to our prenup
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:45 PM   #809 (permalink)
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SeeMyGF.com - girlfriend pictures

hahaha, that's so genius.
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:56 PM   #810 (permalink)
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SeeMyGF.com - girlfriend pictures

hahaha, that's so genius.
Either they stole the idea from here, or someone here made that site. I want 25% cut.
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