The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

[manslayer]

If you actually have Chlamydia, the test is the least of your concerns. Feeling like you're pissing fire is something you'll probably want to avoid!

[GrobbeeTrull2.0]

Originally Posted by TheCutlery

Yeah, pretty much. Got laid last night, wanna know how much effort it took me? The effort to get up off the couch and walk to the bedroom. Got a blowjob on Saturday, got some anal on Sunday, I tell ya, it's a brutal existence. Probably get laid tonight too. Don't have to buy her anything, don't have to take her out, don't have to play stupid little games to make sure she's still my girlfriend, I might have to give her a backrub, but that's a small price to pay.

You? You can't even kiss your bitch without it being culturally unacceptable.

Does it get boring getting the same piece of ass every night? Sometimes, sure. But that's when you start doing new shit to spice it up. Buy some toys, get a camera, start pushing the envelope. And honestly, STD's scare the shit outta me. You know what the chlamydia test entails? Ramming a Q tip down your junk. No thanks, you know what? I'll just keep on doing the one woman I KNOW is clean. You guys can't trust a woman to stay sane long enough for a month long relationship, you think she's being honest about her diseases or lack thereof? Fuck.

And I didn't say I was infinitely wise for doing what I did. I said I saw a woman who wasn't crazy, who was capable of actually rationalizing decisions instead of being an impulsive cunt, and who actually wanted me...I did what I felt was the right decision, and I'm grateful I did. Does it work out for everyone? Of course not, we've already outlasted several marriages/relationships, and we've surpassed all of that "You guys will never last 2 years" bullshit we heard when we got married. Is it right for everyone? No. But if it is, why pass it up based upon what everyone else thinks you should do?

Dude, you have to use Mystery's Method, and analyze her, and and... openers and closers, and counters, and manipulations methods... and and...

+1.

This thread is a bunch of single guys not listening to the married guys, and then complaining when their perpetually single or serial-monogamist friends give them horrible advice that magically doesn't fix anything. Uh, Dabamf may have some good ideas on how to get laid frequently, but nothing about real relationships.

[arkk123]

Originally Posted by Draz

Are you speaking from experience?

Is getting regularly tested a bad thing?

It takes 2 seconds, hurts a little the first time u pee afterwards and then you get peace of mind.

Everyone should get tested every 6 months.

[findar]

Originally Posted by arkk123

Is getting regularly tested a bad thing?

It takes 2 seconds, hurts a little the first time u pee afterwards and then you get peace of mind.

Everyone should get tested every 6 months.

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[Dabamf]

Originally Posted by [LVC]DeGrassi

Hey at least he can grab some tits right ? And not get rejected ...... right ? You want to talk about boring ... look at your last 20 posts about the azn bitch.

Yea, living in a polar opposite culture and having to relearn everything you know about people and dating, being constantly challenged by things you used to take for granted, and developing new perspectives about everything is REALLY boring man. While its often frustrating and irritating, there's no question I'm, as a person, getting way more out of getting denied tit grabs than I would if I were married right now.

Looks like a lot of people took that comment personaly. I'm not talking shit or saying his way is worse. If he's happy being married from 19, good for him. I just saw a little exaggerated "I want that" "That's awesome you're so lucky" and wanted to offer a little opposite perspective. That DOES seem boring to me to be married all throughout my 20s, and I'd guess for most guys as well. I don't know a single person who got married that early and is happy (I'm not saying whatshisface isn't happy). Eventually, yea in my 30s I want boring>frustrating any day of the week. In fact even at 25 I'm starting to miss less and less the wild shit in college & the year after that. But I would never trade all that for married life no matter the consequences.

Of course if you spent your 20s constantly confused and terrible with women, married life certainly would be better, and you really have no idea where I'm coming from. But guys who are, or have learned to be, decent with women don't usually think so.

Originally Posted by GrobbeeTrull2.0

This thread is a bunch of single guys not listening to the married guys, and then complaining when their perpetually single or serial-monogamist friends give them horrible advice that magically doesn't fix anything. Uh, Dabamf may have some good ideas on how to get laid frequently, but nothing about real relationships.

Actually most of what I say applies to real relationships. Unless you mean "real" relationship advice to be "oh buy her flowers and shower her with affection" in which case no, I don't have advice on how to make your woman think that you don't deserve her. My advice is strictly catered to making a woman think--no...KNOW--that she has to earn the man just as much as the man has to earn her.

[Fammaden]

Originally Posted by Dabamf

Actually most of what I say applies to real relationships. Unless you mean "real" relationship advice to be "oh buy her flowers and shower her with affection" in which case no, I don't have advice on how to make your woman think that you don't deserve her. My advice is strictly catered to making a woman think--no...KNOW--that she has to earn the man just as much as the man has to earn her.

I think by real relationships he means ones were you live and work together day in and day out smelling each others' shit for some significant period of time. Say, six months or more. I might be wrong in my assumption. It also still may or may not apply to your knowledge base. But his posting made me think of the shallow series of dating events that tend to get depicted in places like TV sitcoms and most of this thread. Those would not count under the "real relationship" definition.

[ToeMissile]

Originally Posted by Dabamf

she has to earn the man just as much as the man has to earn her.

I think this is something that doesn't come up often enough in this thread. Functional/successful/healthy relationships aren't one sided and they don't 'just happen', both parties should want to improve for each other and as a couple. Or maybe I'm just a dirty hippy.

[Big W Powah!]

Originally Posted by Draz

Are you speaking from experience?

theres a bad thing about being safe and getting tested?

Fuck you and the goddamn homohorse you rode in on.

[Lusiphur]

Originally Posted by ToeMissile

I think this is something that doesn't come up often enough in this thread. Functional/successful/healthy relationships aren't one sided and they don't 'just happen', both parties should want to improve for each other and as a couple. Or maybe I'm just a dirty hippy.

This, this and a thousand times this.

A lot of the unhappy guys in this thread are 'Putting the pussy on a pedestal' and chasing it just a little too hard. Some random internet bint doesn't call back ? Find another one, they aren't exactly rare. It's annoying as f when it happens but you should just view it as a bullet dodged.

If you ever find yourself in the situation of having spent 30 minutes poring over what a one line text message 'means' then you are giving too much of yourself and not expecting enough in return. A lot of 'The Game' stuff actually tries to address this in a roundabout way. You should project a little aloofness until said male/female earns your consideration at a deeper level. Relationships can't be rushed peeps.

[CreatingStyle]

The Chlamydia test doesn't involve ramming a q-tip up your dick... it is a piss test.


I had to get it in college bc my ex girlfriend said I gave it to her. Test was negative... turned out her current boyfriend cheated on her, got it and gave it to her. hahaha

[arkk123]

Originally Posted by CreatingStyle

The Chlamydia test doesn't involve ramming a q-tip up your dick... it is a piss test.


I had to get it in college bc my ex girlfriend said I gave it to her. Test was negative... turned out her current boyfriend cheated on her, got it and gave it to her. hahaha

Syphilis, chlamydia, same thing. It's one of them. A z-pack gets rid of both, who cares what it is.

[TheCutlery]

Originally Posted by manslayer

If you actually have Chlamydia, the test is the least of your concerns. Feeling like you're pissing fire is something you'll probably want to avoid!

Been there, done that. Not Clamydia. Found out about uhhh, 7 years ago maybe that I'm allergic to spermicide, the straight stuff. We don't much care for condoms, and were looking for alternatives to the pill.

Everything was going good until about 30 minutes after, when I'm sitting at the desk, and move slightly, and it feels like there's a quilting needle jammed all the way down my junk. As long as I could maintain one specific position, I was alright, if I moved, it felt like the whole urethra was getting scrubbed with a wire brush.

And the pissing...oh christ. I think I ended up pissing like twice in 3 days because it was fucking terrible. After that cleared up, I started to re-examine the ideas all men have about fucking other women...and decided it just ain't worth it. So, yeah, maybe I'm crazy, but I don't much care for the burning when I piss, and I don't like my junk ribbed for her pleasure. What a boring existence.

[arkk123]

Originally Posted by TheCutlery

Found out about uhhh, 7 years ago maybe that I'm allergic to spermicide, the straight stuff.

Lmao:

[TheCutlery]

Yeah, close, except this wasn't lube.

Other than that, you're spot on. Just like how spot on you are in the rest of this thread. Keep on knocking 'em outta the park, tiger.

[Campari]

This thread used to be kind of entertaining and now it's just annoying.

I'm trying not to side with anyone, and if you and your wife are happy that's great, but if you seriously think getting married at 19 years old somehow makes you a guru on dating/relationships then you are incredibly naive.

And to add on to what everyone else said, Chlamydia tests are in no way what you described. For men they can accurately be performed by a urine test or simply swabbing the tip of the urethra.