The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

[Sutekh]

Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

Haha, blah blah. Yeah, screw that first girl, especially if you didnt really like her anyway.

As for the wedding shit, who cares. You dont have to be in the wedding after all so dont make a big deal about it. Why make big shit about it unless you were really wanted to be a groomsman to some douche (in that case your a homo) and start shit with your own family? So blah blah blah, done and done.

no your a homo.

not sure why that prick would even say anything, if it matters to your sister he should be ok with it.

[ToeMissile]

It's obviously some sort of code, and 'a homo' is some sort of situationally relevant response tactic. I imagine there are other versions as well 'b homo', 'c homo' etc. It all seems very well established and scientific if you ask me.

[Incognitogamer]

Originally Posted by kegkilla

so i'm like ........... in my head though i'm not really buying it because who the fuck dances like that with your dead homie's lil sister? not me, i got respect for the deceased.

This cracked me up. ha.

Anywho, yeah tell your sister to tell her fiance to fuck off. When my sister gets married, I'm gonna play whatever part she wants me to play and if he has any issues with that - I can kick his ass as many times as it takes for him to get over his problems.

[Ronaan]

Inc livejournal, skip if it bores you.

So since nothing developed on the climbing front, I pretty much did nothing this week except sit around and watch TV / play PS3. I caught a fucking cold again and my sinuses are full of green-yellow goo. Whee, good times.

Yesterday, in a case of extreme cock-rage, I signed up at an online partnership site. Looked at a few profiles near me, and found one girl who had a really pretty picture up. 29 years old (I'm still 35 in case you forgot), short hair, great smile... all that.

Since I'm a shy guy and sending messages requires you to sign up to the premium plan, I left it at that, and went on my merry way.

Imagine my surprise when this morning, just after getting out of bed, I found a message in my inbox from said girl. She asked me flat out what I'll be doing around easter, to which I reply "nothing much, got a cold, and I'll have to work sun/mon afternoons".

I had to go premium to send this message, but thought "what the heck, might be worth it".

Anyway, some time passes and about noon a chatbox pops up. Some chit-chat about this and that, and suddenly she says she'd love to go out and have some ice cream with me right now.
In my head I said "wat?", but I replied that I found that to be a brilliant idea. Hopped in the shower, drove the 10 miles to where she lives, and stood around at the place we had agreed to meet at.

And wouldn't you believe it, while I'm standing there, glancing left and right, hoping she won't turn out to be a whale (pic was only of her face in the profile), my ex texts me, offering the idea of no-strings-attached recreational sportfucking, because it's safer than with strangers, yadda yadda.

Phone: silent mode engaged.

After a while I notice someone standing around just as aimlessly as myself, and sure enough it was my date. Looked almost exactly like her picture, only had a different hair style. Now, being the shy guy I am, I don't immediately walk over. I take a few closer looks at her ass first, and let her find me. Took a good 15 minutes or so, but in the end we managed to run into each other.

What followed now was pretty basic stuff. Grab ice cream, go for a walk. We started at 14.30 and I just got back home at 18.00. Talked about jobs and education and this and that, was a really nice afternoon.

Until she mentioned she was in therapy for an eating disorder. Ah well, nobody is perfect. She has it under control it seems.

So we get back to her bike, pussyfooting around trying to say goodbye and finally I manage to kiss her. She didn't resist, so I guess she was waiting for it all the time

We went to look at the display of a climber equipment shop nearby before leaving, and that was where she dropped it...
Had surgery last friday (she hinted at that earlier, but I didn't press any further at the time). It was because she lost her child. "wat?" in the head, "oh." irl. Goes on about how she would have loved to have it, even if the kids father wouldn't think it a great idea probably, maybe because his wife wouldn't be so thrilled about it...

wait, wat?

After walking her back to her bike and kissing her goodbye, she also said that she can't have sex for another week. So here I am sitting with the biggest bluest balls I've had in over five years. Thank god for Wolfen and the PGT.

And that's it for today folks. I'll make sure to bag my swimmers when pole comes to hole, because something about her seems to be just a little bit on the crazy side.

I fear for a spermburglar.

[Shabado]

Originally Posted by Ronaan

something about her seems to be just a little bit on the crazy side.

No shit.

[aychamo_aycono]

Originally Posted by Ronaan

Inc livejournal, skip if it bores you.

So since nothing developed on the climbing front, I pretty much did nothing this week except sit around and watch TV / play PS3. I caught a fucking cold again and my sinuses are full of green-yellow goo. Whee, good times.

Yesterday, in a case of extreme cock-rage, I signed up at an online partnership site. Looked at a few profiles near me, and found one girl who had a really pretty picture up. 29 years old (I'm still 35 in case you forgot), short hair, great smile... all that.

Since I'm a shy guy and sending messages requires you to sign up to the premium plan, I left it at that, and went on my merry way.

Imagine my surprise when this morning, just after getting out of bed, I found a message in my inbox from said girl. She asked me flat out what I'll be doing around easter, to which I reply "nothing much, got a cold, and I'll have to work sun/mon afternoons".

I had to go premium to send this message, but thought "what the heck, might be worth it".

Anyway, some time passes and about noon a chatbox pops up. Some chit-chat about this and that, and suddenly she says she'd love to go out and have some ice cream with me right now.
In my head I said "wat?", but I replied that I found that to be a brilliant idea. Hopped in the shower, drove the 10 miles to where she lives, and stood around at the place we had agreed to meet at.

And wouldn't you believe it, while I'm standing there, glancing left and right, hoping she won't turn out to be a whale (pic was only of her face in the profile), my ex texts me, offering the idea of no-strings-attached recreational sportfucking, because it's safer than with strangers, yadda yadda.

Phone: silent mode engaged.

After a while I notice someone standing around just as aimlessly as myself, and sure enough it was my date. Looked almost exactly like her picture, only had a different hair style. Now, being the shy guy I am, I don't immediately walk over. I take a few closer looks at her ass first, and let her find me. Took a good 15 minutes or so, but in the end we managed to run into each other.

What followed now was pretty basic stuff. Grab ice cream, go for a walk. We started at 14.30 and I just got back home at 18.00. Talked about jobs and education and this and that, was a really nice afternoon.

Until she mentioned she was in therapy for an eating disorder. Ah well, nobody is perfect. She has it under control it seems.

So we get back to her bike, pussyfooting around trying to say goodbye and finally I manage to kiss her. She didn't resist, so I guess she was waiting for it all the time

We went to look at the display of a climber equipment shop nearby before leaving, and that was where she dropped it...
Had surgery last friday (she hinted at that earlier, but I didn't press any further at the time). It was because she lost her child. "wat?" in the head, "oh." irl. Goes on about how she would have loved to have it, even if the kids father wouldn't think it a great idea probably, maybe because his wife wouldn't be so thrilled about it...

wait, wat?

After walking her back to her bike and kissing her goodbye, she also said that she can't have sex for another week. So here I am sitting with the biggest bluest balls I've had in over five years. Thank god for Wolfen and the PGT.

And that's it for today folks. I'll make sure to bag my swimmers when pole comes to hole, because something about her seems to be just a little bit on the crazy side.

I fear for a spermburglar.

wat?

[Eomer]

Originally Posted by Alcestis

Ah. Who knows, she could be one of those exceedingly rare girls who doesn't throw out any curveballs whatsoever, but my experience (and yours too apparently, haha) suggests otherwise. Can't say I've ever met one. It's tough to tell from second-hand information, but I'll really be damned if that's not a test. Nay on the kimono yet. Man, you must be itching to give that thing away. xD

haha, not itching, I just think she'd be really pleased with it and the thought behind it. Hung out and watched Pineapple Express last night (much better than I expected) and did the usual pillow talk. The more I hang with her, the more I genuinely think she's not testing or hiding or playing games, which is awesome.

As far as the whole Xerxes comedy thing went, when I lent Anne in the back door Xerxes car was already parked there, and from the sign in sheet for visitor parking she had gotten there about 5 minutes before. Anne thought the whole thing, including me putting a different suite number on the sheet, was hilarious.

[Tenks]

Dunno I'd be kinda pissed if I wasn't able to be in my sibling's wedding. It meant a great deal to me to be my brother's best man. If I had a sister and her jackass of a fiancee didn't let me in I'd start a fuckstorm.

[Tyen]

Originally Posted by Tenks

Dunno I'd be kinda pissed if I wasn't able to be in my sibling's wedding. It meant a great deal to me to be my brother's best man. If I had a sister and her jackass of a fiancee didn't let me in I'd start a fuckstorm.

^ Truth.

Originally Posted by Ronan

Stuff

This is why you don't pick up girls off of the internet. They are batshit insane.

[Aztlan]

At first, I thought Ronan was gonna say she just had surgery and used to be a guy!

[Ronaan]

Originally Posted by Tyen

This is why you don't pick up girls off of the internet. They are batshit insane.

She sounded normal at first, but the more I think about it the more I fear she needs a sperm donor.

Picnic at the lake tomorrow. I'm such a helpless romantic.

[Tyen]

Crazy chicks like crazy things. Take her out to a concert, club, or bar afterwards.

If you are too mellow for them they go find other crazy shit to do to keep them occupied.

Shambler the fuck out of her, be spontaneous and make her think you are the crazy one. Then she will be all over your nuts for quite a long time. That chick will be bored out of her mind if you do romantic shit all the time, gotta throw in some crazy and wild yo.

[Ronaan]

Well the picnic thing was her idea... she doesn't seem "crazy crazy", more like the "silent crazy" type... which can be even worse.

[Tyen]

Bet you 5 dolla that she will bang you on said picnic. I would find a remote location for this to happen.

[Aztlan]

yes, pics too plz!