The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread - Page 248

EmpireF4i · 04-04-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by LiquidDeath

Okay, let me help get this back on track.

I'm only posting pics of her ass because it is fantastic. She has less than no tits, but is cute enough in the face.

Thank fucking you. Wish the ass hats would just give up on trolling this thread.

On another note, I just left my exes apartment and I showed her some pictures of the girl Ive been kinda seeing and she said the girl was hot and that I should set up a 3 some. Im gonna try and get them together and drunk sometime soon and happen to have my camera with me.

Incognitogamer · 04-05-2009, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

On another note, I just left my exes apartment and I showed her some pictures of the girl Ive been kinda seeing and she said the girl was hot and that I should set up a 3 some. Im gonna try and get them together and drunk sometime soon and happen to have my camera with me.

It's a trap.

TheCutlery · 04-05-2009, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

On another note, I just left my exes apartment and I showed her some pictures of the girl Ive been kinda seeing and she said the girl was hot and that I should set up a 3 some. Im gonna try and get them together and drunk sometime soon and happen to have my camera with me.

That could not be any more of a trap if she dug a pit in your living room and covered it with sticks.

Big W Powah! · 04-05-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

Thank fucking you. Wish the ass hats would just give up on trolling this thread.

On another note, I just left my exes apartment and I showed her some pictures of the girl Ive been kinda seeing and she said the girl was hot and that I should set up a 3 some. Im gonna try and get them together and drunk sometime soon and happen to have my camera with me.

I agree, its a fucking trap.

Be James Bond, rush in with Jimmy Hat and a secrete viagra pill in your watch. Fuck til the wee hours of the morning, and then boot them both out while calling them sluts.

Bonus if you get them to re-enact 2 girls 1 cup after the fucking but before you kick them out.

Edit: double bonus if you boot them out of one of their apartments.

EmpireF4i · 04-05-2009, 10:07 AM

Trap? How is it a trap? My ex has been dating "experimenting" with girls lately and shes mentioned before how she always wanted to try a three some. Shes mentioned that she wanted me to go with her to a lesbian bar to meet a girl to bring home before too.

Sutekh · 04-05-2009, 11:19 AM

It happend to me when I was 16.. And it was the hardest thing, ever. To try to satisfy two women. :P

P.S. I'm not "sucking chomo's dick" I'm using common sense, which alot of you lack. Fucking trolls.

EmpireF4i · 04-05-2009, 11:50 AM

Im not trying to satisfy two women. Im trying to satisfy myself and maybe get some video or photographs of the whole ordeal.

Tyen · 04-05-2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

Im not trying to satisfy two women.

That sucks.

EmpireF4i · 04-05-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyen

That sucks.

If I were actually dating either one of them seriously I would, but in this case, my ex (the one on the right) is just a fuck buddy, and the other girl has turned into about the same too.

Alcestis · 04-05-2009, 06:37 PM

Wouldn't that be the best time to want to please two chicks at once though? Because if you fail horribly as a boyfriend in a fuckfest, it's okay because at least one of them will forgive you. But if you fail horribly as a fuck buddy in a fuckfest, you've negated your entire purpose. :p

EmpireF4i · 04-05-2009, 07:43 PM

Its not like Im not going to try. Im gonna do by best, but if it doesnt happen, why does all the blame have to go on me?

Jabberwhacky · 04-05-2009, 07:51 PM

Because you're the man, you pussy.

T-rex · 04-05-2009, 07:58 PM

You are sleeping with the girl from Mythbusters?

Elerion · 04-06-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by T-rex

You are sleeping with the girl from Mythbusters?

Weak.

SlyyDaugg · 04-06-2009, 01:34 AM

The song is true, guys. If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

Especially in America.

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Sutekh BOOSH! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,974 -261 Internets	It happend to me when I was 16.. And it was the hardest thing, ever. To try to satisfy two women. :P P.S. I'm not "sucking chomo's dick" I'm using common sense, which alot of you lack. Fucking trolls. __________________

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04-05-2009, 06:37 PM	#3715 (permalink)
Alcestis Hello, nurse. Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 522 +146 Internets	Wouldn't that be the best time to want to please two chicks at once though? Because if you fail horribly as a boyfriend in a fuckfest, it's okay because at least one of them will forgive you. But if you fail horribly as a fuck buddy in a fuckfest, you've negated your entire purpose. :p

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Jabberwhacky Walker told me I have AIDS Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Busan Posts: 3,408	Because you're the man, you pussy.

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T-rex Has short arms Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 904 -22 Internets	You are sleeping with the girl from Mythbusters?

04-06-2009, 01:34 AM	#3720 (permalink)
SlyyDaugg Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 133 -16 Internets	The song is true, guys. If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Especially in America.